Hey everypony!

I just posted the final chapters of my Holiday themed EqG story, An Anon-a-Miss Carol and it is now officially complete!

If you haven't seen the new (and last) chapters yet, or those of you who rather wait until this story is completed, you may check it out right now!

Have a very happy (and safe) holiday!

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It's almost the end of the year again... how time flies. Let's address what I said was coming next month.

• CYCLED: At least Chapter 22, possibly Chapter 23
• Janice Adjusts To Ponyville: Chapter 7 might still come.
• Ponyville Adjusts To Starlight: Chapter 7 might still come.
• Tales Of Star-Crossed Love: Chapter 8 is still coming.
• A Different Maestro Spectrum: Chapter 16 is guaranteed.

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Tis the season for all sorts of stuff. Whether it's shopping, shipping or heading to church there's something that you're going to be doing. I can't offer much in the way of advice as to what to do at church though if I followed the rules set forth for me it was, "Sing when they sing, don't talk or fidget and drink what they give you."

"But dad," I'd say, "It's blood!"

"You're a vampire now son! Drink up!'

"And the cracker?"

"That's his flesh."

"How BIG was this guy?"

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Here I sit on the five year anniversary of when I first joined Fimfic. Wow. The site has changed so much; so have I. This site and the authors have become far more experienced, the stories far more nuanced, the comedy funnier, the drama sadder. We are all growing into true blue writers. 51 stories later, I am amazed and mystified at how much I was able to accomplish as a writer (350k+ words) but how much growing I still have to do. Some day I may re-write WestBoro in Equestria, My British Pony,

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GOD BLESS YOU ALL, AND EVERY ONE OF US! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

DECK THE WALLS WITH BOUTS OF FOLLY FALALALALALALALALA

TIS THE SEASON FOR WRITEHOLICS

FALALALALALALALALA

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On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 5 NUUUUUUUUUTSHAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS!!!...

Real Ending: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/741791

Anyway, hope you enjoy. And if for some indeterminate (not indeterminant as I learned thanks to google!) reason you want to make a better version for me, I can send you the high quality files. Shoutouts to

• MS Paint for sucking as always
• http://clipart-library.com/ for surprisingly (probably) not giving me any viruses

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Hello everyone. The final month of this strange year is finally here and like always I have more stuff to do, my work never ends. For December I will be posting at least one chapter for Journey To Hearth's Warming and while I am planning to release some Hoodwinked, maybe, don't get your hopes up in case I'm wrong. I know the Journey To Hearth's Warming chapter is coming out only because I just need to proofread it, it's pretty much done.

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Hey everyone! It's been awhile since I've uploaded some things, but I've got some good news! For one, I've participated in some speedwrites lately with the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting group, so I've got a few fun one-shots waiting in the wings. The other is that I'm working on my annual holiday-themed story (though it may not release on Xmas day this year. And it just might feature a certain mechanical

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I mean, it's not my birthday YET, but I wanna mention it now anyway. No need to make two posts, after all.

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Hello, everyone! As evidenced by my current avatar image, it's around that time for the Fimfiction community to jubilantly explode with Santa hats.

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Because it wouldn't be the holidays if it wasn't last minute, right?

So anyway...about the chapter for "Grief" that was planned to go up tonight...it's, uh...it's not finished.

It's so close to being finished that it's not funny, and by all accounts, I easily should've been able to get it finished this week, helped by the fact that I've been feeling pretty good about this next chapter.

But it's not.

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Let's start our 'UniqueSKD Sings Badly!' series with a song to get you decorating your houses with tinsel, baubles, stockings, and blood splatter from the wounds in your head left behind by the shotguns you used to escape the dreadful sound you're about to hear.

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EDIT; I am no longer going to do this song anymore. Maybe in the future, but not for some time yet.

Hey there, Cock Sucker
Hi, Nut Buster!
Wanna fuck a brony?
Sure!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
Stick it in my mouth
Until the jizz comes out
Pony prostitution
Lonely brony solution
She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind

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