So a few months ago, I wrote a story. The one tagged in the blog.

In the description of that story, I put in the line "Babies can't form innuendo", as a joke to justify me aging Flurry Heart up.

And someone decided to take that as a fucking challenge.

So he wrote a story and I proofread it. While I was proofreading it, one thought went through my mind.

"This is really dumb." Which, from me, is a rather high recommendation.

So I invite you to read the dumbest shit.

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It just hit 70° in NJ.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

So, there's this buddy of mine on FimFiction. Goes by GlimGlam on Skype and Tumblr.

Well, actually, he goes by Fictional Cartoon Horse Blog on Tumblr, but details. The thing is, he recently discovered that he can draw good.

As proof of this, he drew a fun piece of fanart for the tagged story in question, which you can find here. Right here:

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I think you guys might like it. Or not. The choice is yours.

One Last Act of Tragedy

[Alternate Universe][Drama]

A bolt of fire, a mighty crash
A demon turns to powdered ash
Remember the day that Tirek died
And also the day the Princess survived
―Equestrian Nursery Rhyme

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Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.

Source

A little fun. More after the break.

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This one is by _NeighlyReads_! An appropriately horse themed pseudonym.

And here it is!

Um, yeah. It's pretty much in the title.

Now if you don't want to read the story, you can listen to it. Here it is:

And for the gratuitous Dazzling picture:

So I'm going to Bronycon on Thursday. I'm going down with MidnightDancer, who's driving, FoughtDragon01, who's riding shotgun, and I'll be in the backseat with Megapone, where all sorts of things may happen.

(Probably sex things, because fuck your labels or the comfort of the people in the front seat.)

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This is not a drill.

Don't click if you don't want to see a bald spot.

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It's called Sonata's Best Night Ever, and parts of it are based on mental struggles I've had to deal with in the past.

If you've already read it or have no desire to read a Dark EqG fic that contains gore, that's fine. I'm not forcing you.

...and I guess Scott Adams, too.

I went to see my doctor, and he said there was no hope.
So I went to see my necromancer, and he said there was a ritual that would do it, involving sacrifices and a buttload of magical energy.
Guys, I... I'm going to be undead soon. I go in for my lich treatment next week. Hail the dark gods.
Comments plz, kthxbai.

Kamikakushi got onto EqD with his story Life Among the Living!

I'm sure he doesn't need the extra promotion, but I think it's pretty cool! Check out the story if you're into Slice of Life and Fleetfoot. You know what, just check it out anyway. I'm sure you won't be disappointed by what you read.

So I was walking around town when I noticed this imposing scene:

That's a storm headed my way. Looks rather exciting. Although i did notice a strange meteorological feature in one of the clouds.

Do you guys see that orange thing in the storm clouds? It's just an ever present orange thing and I'd like to know what that is.

Any ideas?

In a fit of self-centeredness self-absorption arrogance curiosity, I googled my username. What came up was mostly unsurprising. A bunch of youtube reading downloads(Big Mac's Dick is Made of Pandas seems to be the most popular for some reason), a bunch of fics of mine I didn't even know were on Goodreads(including, ironically, a few that are not good reads), and a few reviews, one which was not made aware to me―probably for good reason. But that's not why we're here

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Yet another day of 11th grade... Yay....

SO...my internet crapped out while posting this the first time. Second's the best though, right?

M E Lovecolt has produced a reading of Someone's Been Punching Iron Will's Goats straight from his vocal chords and delivered it with his voice to your ears, where it'll hang out in your brain.

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Thanks to the magical editing powers of Treble Sketch, I now have a Popemobile.

That's me in the Pope seat, and Cerulean Voice beside me. M1Garand is riding shotgun, and Kanzlerin Maud is... pushing it, I guess? Treble and Skeeter are also apparently pushing it, and Cold in Gardez, Dubs Rewatcher, Magello, Manaphy, and Oroboro are watching the Holy Me.

Isn't picture editing grand?

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