Captive Audience · 12:25pm Nov 4th, 2020
As we experience what feels like the world's longest drumroll, I'm going to spend my thousandth blog post to provide explicit, scientific proof that friendship is indeed magic.
As we experience what feels like the world's longest drumroll, I'm going to spend my thousandth blog post to provide explicit, scientific proof that friendship is indeed magic.
If you would like to audition to become an artist for my MLP audio series "Romance in Appleloosa," please submit a sample of your OWN artwork in the CORRECT FOLDER!!!
DEADLINE: December 15th, 2015
Turns out, I figured out how to upload my 3DS smash brothers replays to the internet... in about the most old school fashion. Saving replayings, replaying them and having my phone record them. Take a look at a sample (yes I have a youtube channel. No, I do not use it)
BTW, that footstool KO in the beginning, that wasn't me being a pro. That was (awesome) luck
From @Kyle Marquis (@Moochava) via Twitter:
Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars.
You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia.
Here you go.
As has become tradition right now, I hereby give you the complete mess that is my notes, research, plot outline, character sketches etcetera of 'Brothers 'N Antlers.' Once again you have the opportunity to look inside my head and see what went around in it while I created this story. Feel free to give it a read if you're interested in the process and preparation of writing a story.
Just fifteen minutes before I made this post, my older brother Jon came by and walked into my bedroom. His eyes were watering and he looked like he'd been crying earlier.
Separated, we are afraid
Together, we are strong
When your little sister is trying to convince you to do something weird... with her.
Sis: What? You don't think I can handle it? Hmm?
Bro: Don't. Tempt. Me.
When you finally agree to give it a try...
Sis: FOR REAL?!
The Aftermath:
Fun Fact: You know bridges have been burnt when your own parents admit to wishing that they'd aborted you and were very much still considering it.
Get your sister pregnant...
Okay, mom and dad aren't... happpy, to say the least.
Refuse to get an abortion...
Okay, now it's just weird.
Parents wishing they'd aborted you, their son...
When wrestling with your sister turned awkward...
Bro: It's my phone, I swear.
But thankfully, she was okay with it.
Rin: Kneel before your Queen.
*Len kneels before Rin taking her hand*
Len: My Queen, you have me as your faithful servant alone.
*Placing a kiss upon His Queen's sweet hand*
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it
Going a bit silly today. If you've travelled the YouTubes as I do, you've probably come across Translator Fails. For those of you who don't know, well, just check out the first minute of the video.
Well, last year, Malinda got with the Gregory Brothers and they gave some classic carols the translator treatment.
Very Funny. Have fun!
No, she wasn't thrown in the brig for her combative nature. But there's a problem child there. All I have to say is Brother / Grampa, Toe-ma-toe / To-mah-to. A character we know from years later when the show episodes take place appears, somewhat younger. (From wikipedia: The fez has been used as part of soldiers' uniforms in many armies and wars for centuries...)
Das ist die Liebe auf den ersten Blick. Schon als Kinder, waren wir ineinander verliebt.
Love=[Romance/(Bro+Sis)*[Sex/(Incest+Heterosexuality)]=Purity
TerraStream=[Ship/(Terramar+Silverstream)*[Rule 34/(Hippocest+Straight)]=OTP
¡La pureza del amor vencerá!
I woke up at ass o'clock, but I was still only half awake. I heard something beeping and someone stood at the end of my room, shining a light in my face. I couldn't move a muscle, and it was pretty fucking terrifying. I tried to scream his name so he can wake me up, but it didn't work. You know how you try to scream in a dream and it's just soft noises that aren't even at a normal speaking volume? It was that. Oh and that little stinker kept on shining the damn light in my face!
Guy: You plus me equals unplanned teenage pregnancy.
Girl: NO! You plus me equals mom and dad filing a RESTRAINING ORDER!!!
As A Couple: In the end, we were both right.
This Message Was Inspired By Shining Armor And Twilight Sparkle.
I think if you're wondering about someone's character, seeing how they react in a time of crisis, is a great way to really see who they are. - Lauren Chen
Sis: I'm pregnant.
Bro: WHAT?!
The Coen Brothers' third film does what a great Coen Brothers film should always do: Take a genre (this time gangster films), deconstruct it with a sardonic and dry wit, only to then spin around and become one of the great entries in the very genre it's deconstructing.
A surprisingly upbeat and chipper film, yet still carrying their trademark biting satire, the Coen Brother's fifth feature was, and still is, a bit of a black sheep in their filmography. Instead of a brooding neo-noir like Miller's Crossing and Blood Simple, or the strange fever dream surrealism of Barton Fink, The Hudsucker Proxy instead takes its cues from the wild screwball zaniness of Raising Arizona, but instead of the quirky outback of Arizona, the