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Aug
15th
2017

I Don't Miss Watching Television Or Watching The News · 3:31pm Aug 15th, 2017

I Don't Miss Watching Television Or Watching The News

I've been television free for about ten years now. I found other ways to entertain myself such as reading books (I know shocking right?), watching stuff on YouTube, hanging out on various websites, and spending a lot of time outdoors.

But it seems like the more I try to give the middle finger to television programs and the news, they always manage to pop up somewhere else in my social media feeds and whatnot.

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Dec
17th
2016

The Underwear Incidents · 10:46pm Dec 17th, 2016

One time when I went grocery shopping at Walmart, I started to get this weird feeling like something was slipping down from my waist. It took me a minute to realize that my underwear was starting to slide down by back side, slowly but surely. Like it was meticulously plotting its revenge for all of the times I stuck it in the dryer without the cottony dryer sheet, to save money by conserving the amount I used weekly. Oh it would have its revenge for not being extra fluffy like the towels that

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May
28th
2017

What I Saw At The Store · 9:00pm May 28th, 2017

What I Saw At The Store

A few months ago I saw a man in his mid forties pick his nose and wipe is boogers 'discreetly' on the dress of a middle-aged women in front of him.

The woman didn't notice at all. Which means that later she is going to find a very gooey surprise on her dress.

He must have had lots of practice. Which is disturbing to think about.

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Aug
10th
2017

I'm A Professional Dumpster Diver · 4:23pm Aug 10th, 2017

I'm A Professional Dumpster Diver

Yep, you heard that right. I now dig in random dumpsters to earn a living. :')

Don't judge me. <_<

I've already found fishing poles, tons of antique furniture, aquariums, DVD players, Direct TV boxes, desktop computers, laptops, jewelry making kits, craft supplies. PlayStation consuls, MP3 players, craft scissors, jewelry, money, and more!

I estimate that I've found about $100.00 in cash/ change the last month I have been dumpster diving.

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Sep
14th
2017

Hanging Out With Real Life Vampires, Werewolves, and Magic Users (Lifestyle) · 10:19pm Sep 14th, 2017

Hanging Out With Real Life Vampires, Werewolves, and Magic Users (Lifestyle)

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Dec
18th
2016

That One Time I Was Framed By A Squirrel · 6:33pm Dec 18th, 2016

Today I am going to tell you a true funny story that happened one day when I took a small day trip up to the Grand Canyon.

At some point during my visit to the iconic national park, I was just chilling on a park bench when this squirrel comes up to me and starts speaking in some kind of squirrel language I suppose.

So I say, 'Oh hello little squirrel have you come to say hello?'

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Sep
14th
2017

English Is A Tough Language · 6:08pm Sep 14th, 2017

English Is A Tough Language

English is kind of complicated. I often revert to speaking French, Korean, Chinese, or Japanese (or a combination of all of these at once) because they make more sense. :P

Reasons English is a weird language:

1. There are a bunch of variations of a word that are pronounced the same, but they are spelled different and mean different things.

Such as to, too, two. There, there, their. Where, wear. Tare, Tear. Bare, Bear. So on and so forth.

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Sep
8th
2017

Junk Mail Trolling · 3:08pm Sep 8th, 2017

One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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