To the tune of Seasons of Love: https://youtu.be/s1c3MARlJ0Q

>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand paying the whore.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Why do you donate when you’re so poor?

>For shoutouts?
>For Thank-yous?
>For titties?
>For top donation?
>You think that she’ll date you for the right price?

>To five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets:

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If one of you could sing one of my parodies, that would be awesome! I suck at editing sound files with Audacity, Windows Media Player, and anything else, so I need one of my trusty Sky Brigade members (Brigadiers?) to do it for me. I wish I could pay you, but I don't have a credit card. Sorry.

Use it to improve your ability to rhyme, perhaps...?

WARNING: LANGUAGE

Ominous: What are we even talking about?
Everybody had messed up already
We threw ourselves down the void without doubt
This discussion is senseless and petty

There's no question to be posed
We're all evil, case closed
Did you forget everything that we’ve done?

We all are beyond help
And that includes myself
And that's why I’ve got no choice but
To get rid of the shadows inside us

Sonic: I don't need your explanation
We're not your puppets to control

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Over nine thousand stories
Have filled my head
As I look for the comments
In all the Web
Secretly waiting for this site to change
And with this seventh season, something's strange

[Pre-Chorus]
Now my blog
Is bigger than I know
I'm losing all control
I never thought I'd make it
[End Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus]
Now I know
(Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh)
This tale spins faster than you know
(Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh)

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The camera slowly panned in on two figures. One, a tall human elder in a black monk’s robe. The other, a white earth pony whose black mane was streaked with gold. Answering some unseen cue, the human began to speak.

“Hello. I’m Friar Jacques de Charette from the apparently popular web-series A 14^th Century Friar in Celestia’s Court.”

“And I’m First Lieutenant Morning Song from the same series.”

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I've decided that up until I reach 360 blogs, I'm doing a countdown, where I give ideas as well as ask for some... among other things.

Check out this group! It's called... The Parody Group. (what else would it be? I'm Jaydove for cryin' out loud!)

So... sing my parodies, and I'll promote the vids here. That way, if people like your voice, they might check out your other works!

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Archived from April 31, 2017

Testimonial:
My order came fast and piping hot, coming in at just under 30 miles an hour. They're incredible experts at "tossing" the dough. I knew right away when my delivery had arrived. I'm a derpy delivery pony myself, and I couldn't have done a better job than Pinkie's Pizza-Pies did.

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As the girls of Canterlot High graduate, they're probably all out looking for a job. And you gotta admit that magic powers looks pretty good on your resume, right?

#1 (most useful): The Empath

Sunny-bun gets the last laugh, it seems, after being treated like crap in the first two EG movies.

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XD

And a close second.

Hey it might be new for yanks.

Alternate Title: I'm shit with schedules.

So, ladies and gents, I've got an update for all of you! The Fumble has gotten a new chapter, which is going up right now! And, yes, it is made by ScarletWeather.

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Starlight Glimmer is looooooong loooooooong man

Credits:
Video edited by me with Premiere Pro. This is my first attempt at video editing so if it sucks I get it.

Stick pony clip from Round Trip used with permission.

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this. is. technically a stick.
i like. sticks technically.

lemme smash

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Hello all interested parties,

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Hello avid readers,

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King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 10: Sick Sombra is a low-budget animated film and the tenth installment in the King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie series of films. 

Plot: King Sombra comes down with a severe flu-like illness. Radiant Hope tries to get him to go to the doctor, but he refuses even though he becomes more and more ill and eventually reaches the point of delirium.

Why This Film Will Make You Sick:

1. Terrible, crappy animation.

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...no, seriously. It was a commission from a wonderful WONDERFUL dude named gorillarmy, and they wanted me to do a comedy with my Berry and Anon. And ya know what? I got pretty mean about it! But I'm so happy, and it was so fun. And maybe some of you who enjoy the series will find it funny.

Here's the link, expect a longer blog post over the weekend about what's on tap:

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