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Aug
2nd
2020

Side Effect · 3:20pm Aug 2nd, 2020

“...So if the bombs I throw are like blueberries, would I be called ‘Blueberry Bomb’ or...?”

”How about... ‘Captain Blue Balls’?”

”Passion, no...”

”Oooh, I like it!”

*face hoof* “Как мне позволить себе торчать вокруг этих идиотов?”

Aug
3rd
2020

Square One · 3:36pm Aug 3rd, 2020

"Sooo... you guyyyys?~ What went on the other night?"

"Shut up... I don't wanna talk about it..."

"Well, did anything out of the ordinary happen...?"

"I said I don't wanna talk about it."

"Oh... uh.."

(All three turn to look at the just arriving Umbra...)

"Heeeeey! Umbra the big player, huh?"

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May
30th
2020

One of Those Days · 2:03pm May 30th, 2020

1. In the morning...

*he pours himself a bowl of Lucky Charms, but only to be greeted with the grains and no marshmallows* "...Motherf-"


2. Afternoon Chess...

"Heh. Check- and -mate."

"..."

*he flips the table over* "Son of a-!!!"


"So, Oculus is beating Sandbar with his own surfboard, and on top of that, he broke the console."

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Jul
21st
2020

A Few Similarities · 2:06pm Jul 21st, 2020

“My dog likes to invite herself on the couch with me when I sleep in her area.”


”Haru finally figured out the meaning of me kissing her on the forehead, and now she runs up to me and rams her forehead onto my lips.”

Aug
8th
2020

Primary Colors · 10:43pm Aug 8th, 2020

”What I am trying to say is that you are creeping everyone out with your... Damien and Demitri.”

(Oculus gasps, but not the kind of surprised gasp. It sounds irritatingly smug...)

”Whaaat? I see no harm in my Damien and Demitri, mind you. They aren’t hurting anyone.”

”Except for you.”

“Your mental health is not good, Oculus.”

Shut... up.

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Jun
3rd
2020

The Thiccest · 4:52pm Jun 3rd, 2020

"Hey guys. What're you doing?"

"We're having a brownie baking competition."

"Even though I'm gonna win. We all know I'm way more waifu material than you are, Ocellus."

"Wait, what?"

"Oculus, quick question. Because Sandbar knows he's not gonna be the best choice."

"You wish."

"Uh... what?"

"Who's got the bigger butt?"

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Jul
27th
2020

New Magic · 9:35pm Jul 27th, 2020

”Your hormones are terrible.”

(Starfruit turns on a big machine after hooking up a few more wires to Passion Fruit’s chest...)

”But after a while, you’ll be stronger... you won’t have to worry about emotional backlash, or get held back by the ones you care about... soon, you’ll be free to do whatever you want to, son...”

(Passion’s body twitches as the wires begin to spark...)

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Apr
6th
2021

Get Stick-Bugged lol · 2:57pm April 6th

”Hey! Hey Bez!” Oculus zipped up to his friend in his specter form. However, before she could respond, he put a hoof on her back. ”You up for our usual today?”

She didn’t answer.

”Bez—? Aaaah!!!

He yelped as suddenly he was sucked in.

When he blinked his eyes open, however, he felt fine.

”The hell?”

And then he gasped, clapping his hooves over his mouth.

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 3 · 3:17am Aug 12th, 2020

”Passion. Passion Fruit, wait.”

“What? Oh yeah, you only want me when it’s not in front of everyone else, right?”

”That’s ridiculous. Look, it’s just...”

”It’s just what? You don’t think everyone likes the thought of us being together?”

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Jun
15th
2020

Contest (That doesn't involve brownies) · 2:30pm Jun 15th, 2020

"Okay. Who can do the best Oculus impression? Topic: Comedy."

"Um... 'being bi just helps me fill in for my dislike of tits.'?"

*stifled laughter* "T-That works."

"'Ocellus tastes like skittles. ...And I don't even like candy.'"

"Hey!"

"'My Oc-Shake brings everyone to the yard. Don't worry, it's all organic.'"

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 5 · 5:05pm Aug 12th, 2020

”Alright, um... we might as well get moving on finding that spare tire so we can get back home.”

”Right. I’ll try to see if I can spot the nearest gas station...”

(Hikari takes off...)

”Well... anyone seen Oculus? We need to see if he’s feeling well enough to help.”

“Oculus insisted he was okay. Though none of us exactly believed him.”

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 2 · 12:44am Aug 12th, 2020

“Ugh! I am going to die out here!”

”Just keep walking, you will be fine.”

“I’d be better if my boyfriend would carry me!”

(Umbra grunts...)

”Passion Fruit...”

”Oh, quit your griping. We’ll get there.”

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Aug
11th
2020

Camping Trip · 11:19pm Aug 11th, 2020

(The gang stand at the side of a large van, each looking equally as dumbfounded...)

“...So we’re stranded.”

”Gasp! You don’t say!

(Hikari rolls her eyes...)

”I don’t like your attitude right now, Pentagon.”

”Well, actually, I don’t like your face right now, Hikari.”

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Jun
19th
2020

Oculus’ Molt · 2:21pm Jun 19th, 2020

”Yes, I’m... “ *sigh* “Pleased to tell you that your husband is awake.”

”Oh my gosh, really? Oh, can we go see him?”

”Well, he’s going through his molt at the moment, and...”

”Oh, no...”

”What’s so bad about his molt?”

”Well...”


”Oculus! Force feeding other lings... uh... sour patch kids isn’t how we—“

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Aug
8th
2020

Visage(s) · 2:35am Aug 8th, 2020

(The gang had been traveling down the same corridor, all ready to face the figure standing calmly at the end...)

”Oculus...”

”Why, hello there. Funny seeing you lot here.”

”Am I just seeing things? Or are there three of you...?”

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 4 · 2:47pm Aug 12th, 2020

(After the gang had settled down and set up camp near the van, Pentagon was sitting with Oculus in the back of the van...)

”...How’re you feeling?”

”I told you I was fine.”

”Yeah, you didn’t look fine when you were literally breaking your own antlers off.”

”...Whatever.”

(Oculus looks away...)

”Hey, hey, look at me...”

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Apr
5th
2021

Dreamer · 6:33pm April 5th

Griff looked around frantically in the dimly lit culdesac, watching silently for whoever ran at him. He was going to protect this poor kitten at all costs, regardless. 

“Run at me, you bastards. I’m ready.”

This colt, in a red hoodie, eyes black and cold. He rushed at him. Griff shut his eyes and willed the world to bend, and it did so.

He felt the earth stop rotating when he closed his eyes.

“Wait, how can I feel that?”


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Nov
28th
2020

Fields of the West (Music Story)🎵 · 2:17am Nov 28th, 2020

I’m trying something new. You’ll see what I mean. I’ll rewrite the song soon. Also, sorry if it’s a bit sloppy.

Anyway, onto the song.

Original Song: Fields of Verdun - Sabaton


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Jun
2nd
2020

Sleepy · 2:57pm Jun 2nd, 2020

"Finally! Yona been waiting for Oculus forever!"

"For what?"

"Oculus help Yona make Yakyakistani pound cake~!"

"Um... okay."


"Hey, Oculus. You lookin' for me?"

"I've been looking to avoid you, but, y'know, that works, too."

"That's my boy."


"Silverstream? I know you're here."

*he feels something touch the back of his head* "Hey, my rubber band!"

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Jun
4th
2020

Third Wheeling Your Own Boyfriend 101 · 5:19pm Jun 4th, 2020

"So, Schmoul and Schmaka both work together to collect sixty-eight krishin souls, and then one of a witch."

"Ooooh."

*sitting behind them* "That makes no sense. How is Schmoul even able to-"

"Shh!"

*grumbles*

"If Schmoul collects sixty-nine souls, he can become a death scythe."

"Cool!"

"But it doesn't-"

"Shhhhh!"

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