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Mar
15th
2017

Season Seven Of MLP Was Eaten By Dinosaurs · 10:00pm Mar 15th, 2017

Some butt hurt fans who refuse to believe the show exists after season two trained dinosaurs to eat all of the footage for seven seven.

So long story short, there will be no season seven now.

I believe they are trying to get the giant beasts to eat the footage for the movie and season eight as well.

But for now, it is only season seven that has been eaten by the rogue creatures.

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Mar
16th
2017

My New Cat Named Boots · 11:38pm Mar 16th, 2017

About a year and a half ago my first cat who I owned for about nineteen years passed way.

Then five months ago, a little cat started stopping by every day to say hi. She was a little stray without a home so my mom and I adopted her and named her Boots.

We named her boots because she has white socks on all of her paws/ legs which kind of look like socks or boots.

This is a picture of my new kitty, Boots. Isn't she precious? XD

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Feb
21st
2017

Typical Day In Arizona · 11:50pm Feb 21st, 2017

I went outside to take out the trash and someone gave me a five dollar bill to offload the garbage from their truck and put it in the bin. Naturally I took the five bucks and helped throw out their trash.

People randomly pay you to do next to nothing here. My mom got offered one dollar for a cigarette she had in her pack the other day, and she took that as well (naturally) in exchange for the cigarette.

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May
24th
2017

I Need Some Input · 1:16am May 24th, 2017

I have depression, social anxiety, PTSD, agoraphobia, anemia, OCD, and a few other emotional/ physical disorders. I want to make a YouTube series about what it is like to deal with these various conditions but I don't want to come off as being a victim. I want to make these videos to spread awareness and give people some insight into what it is like to deal with these things.

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May
29th
2016

My Conspiracy Theories: We Are Living In A Simulated Reality · 7:03pm May 29th, 2016

My Conspiracy Theories: We Are Living In A Simulated Reality

I have a conspiracy theory guys.

I think we are all secretly characters in one giant multiverse wide SIMS game.

There are some things that support my theory.

First of all, nothing in life ever goes friggin right. Like you could just be minding your own business. And bam. Your toaster explodes. That is some SIMS bs right there.

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May
26th
2016

I Came Up With An Idea Yesterday · 10:30pm May 26th, 2016

And then I started writing it down, and realized that I had no idea how to resolve the conflict in a way that won't feel forced.
Welp.

Jun
20th
2017

My Computer Won't Boot · 1:30pm Jun 20th, 2017

My computer decided to be dumb at exactly 4:00 PM yesterday and nonchalantly made the decision not boot anymore. I am kind of depressed because all of my writing, art, music, etc. is saved to my laptop. I can't even boot it to access any data.

Why did this happen, you might be asking? The latest Windows 10 update literally killed my computer. But I am not alone. Apparently it killed other people's computers too. <_<

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Sep
9th
2017

I'm A Big Vehicle Fan · 2:33pm Sep 9th, 2017

I'm A Big Vehicle Fan

One thing you might not know about me is that I love vehicles like trains, cars, motorcycles, trucks, and so on.

In terms of industrial and transportation vehicles I love trains, trucks, airplanes, construction equipment, metro trains, and other industrial/ transportation vehicles (both modern and historic).

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Jul
18th
2017

What Image Hosting Site Works On Fim Fiction? · 1:52pm Jul 18th, 2017

What Image Hosting Site Works On Fim Fiction?

Is there an image hosting site that actually works here? <_<

I have literally tried like seven different image hosting sites (Imgur, Photobucket, ImageShack, Dropbox, Slimgur...the list goes on...) and all of the pictures are blocked on this site.

Photobucket is the exception but they recently made it so you can't post on third party sites unless you pay a yearly subscription fee (which is dumb).

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Dec
17th
2016

The Underwear Incidents · 10:46pm Dec 17th, 2016

One time when I went grocery shopping at Walmart, I started to get this weird feeling like something was slipping down from my waist. It took me a minute to realize that my underwear was starting to slide down by back side, slowly but surely. Like it was meticulously plotting its revenge for all of the times I stuck it in the dryer without the cottony dryer sheet, to save money by conserving the amount I used weekly. Oh it would have its revenge for not being extra fluffy like the towels that

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Aug
16th
2017

Daily Thought #1 · 3:02pm Aug 16th, 2017

Do you ever walk outside and wonder how many animals, humans, or other creatures have pooped or peed in the environment around you? Or how much bodily fluids like boogers and whatnot are stuck to the ground?

I just imagine this huge layer of poop, boogers, blood, puss, earwax, vomit, piss, and so on, on top of everything; parking lot surfaces, cars, playground equipment, buildings; you name it, it probably has the most disgusting things you can think of stuck to it.

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Dec
18th
2016

That One Time I Was Framed By A Squirrel · 6:33pm Dec 18th, 2016

Today I am going to tell you a true funny story that happened one day when I took a small day trip up to the Grand Canyon.

At some point during my visit to the iconic national park, I was just chilling on a park bench when this squirrel comes up to me and starts speaking in some kind of squirrel language I suppose.

So I say, 'Oh hello little squirrel have you come to say hello?'

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Sep
14th
2017

English Is A Tough Language · 6:08pm Sep 14th, 2017

English Is A Tough Language

English is kind of complicated. I often revert to speaking French, Korean, Chinese, or Japanese (or a combination of all of these at once) because they make more sense. :P

Reasons English is a weird language:

1. There are a bunch of variations of a word that are pronounced the same, but they are spelled different and mean different things.

Such as to, too, two. There, there, their. Where, wear. Tare, Tear. Bare, Bear. So on and so forth.

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Sep
8th
2017

Junk Mail Trolling · 3:08pm Sep 8th, 2017

One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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Aug
8th
2017

Incest Stories · 6:23pm Aug 8th, 2017

I used to work at this pizza place while I was going through university. The bosses I originally had when I first started working there (I later found out) were married first cousins. As in the children of the aunt/ uncle on both sides getting married. I thought it was a little strange (I couldn't picture myself marrying any of my first cousins, or the children of my uncles or aunts) but they seemed happy so I didn't really question things.

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Aug
15th
2017

I Don't Miss Watching Television Or Watching The News · 3:31pm Aug 15th, 2017

I Don't Miss Watching Television Or Watching The News

I've been television free for about ten years now. I found other ways to entertain myself such as reading books (I know shocking right?), watching stuff on YouTube, hanging out on various websites, and spending a lot of time outdoors.

But it seems like the more I try to give the middle finger to television programs and the news, they always manage to pop up somewhere else in my social media feeds and whatnot.

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Nov
5th
2022

Which Third Are You? · 3:57am Nov 5th, 2022

Which Third Are You?

Personally, I'd place myself within the last third in this scenario. Some things are simply of no real importance to me, thus I see no real reason to become involved.

Florida just banned puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones, and sex reassignment surgery for minors

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May
28th
2017

What I Saw At The Store · 9:00pm May 28th, 2017

What I Saw At The Store

A few months ago I saw a man in his mid forties pick his nose and wipe is boogers 'discreetly' on the dress of a middle-aged women in front of him.

The woman didn't notice at all. Which means that later she is going to find a very gooey surprise on her dress.

He must have had lots of practice. Which is disturbing to think about.

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Aug
10th
2017

I'm A Professional Dumpster Diver · 4:23pm Aug 10th, 2017

I'm A Professional Dumpster Diver

Yep, you heard that right. I now dig in random dumpsters to earn a living. :')

Don't judge me. <_<

I've already found fishing poles, tons of antique furniture, aquariums, DVD players, Direct TV boxes, desktop computers, laptops, jewelry making kits, craft supplies. PlayStation consuls, MP3 players, craft scissors, jewelry, money, and more!

I estimate that I've found about $100.00 in cash/ change the last month I have been dumpster diving.

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Sep
14th
2017

Hanging Out With Real Life Vampires, Werewolves, and Magic Users (Lifestyle) · 10:19pm Sep 14th, 2017

Hanging Out With Real Life Vampires, Werewolves, and Magic Users (Lifestyle)

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