Hey y'all. I'm just testing this feature out to see if it'll get any attention/responses. I'm currently writing a later chapter that takes place on December 25th. In terms of mlp canon, is Christmas a thing? I know there's Hearth's Warming Eve, but I didn't know if that was a stand in or something different. I've tried doing some research, but I couldn't find a clear cut answer. Some yes, some no. It's somewhat plot relevant, I promise.

2-day ban from r/halo after telling a user where they could shove it after they continually defended the AFK boosting that has been plaguing several playlists this weekend.

Feels surprisingly... Nostalgic. I lost count of all the times I got temp bans from Bungie.net after telling laughable tryhards to just enjoy the fucking game.

Then there was that eventual permaban towards the end of Bungie's tenure with Halo.

Good times.

"There are those who said this day would never come. What are they to say now?"

15 years ago, this seemed so far beyond my skill level.

On the original Xbox, due to the now infamous development struggles, there was nothing to show for this; no alternate ending scene, no armor piece for your multiplayer Spartan.

But now my husband and I can say we've done it, and never do it again.

Halo 3 will be trivial by comparison.

This isn't going to end well for either of us, pal.

Cairo Station
Outskirts
Metropolis
Arbiter
Oracle
Delta Halo
Regret
Sacred Icon
Quarantine Zone
Gravemind
Uprising
High Charity
The Great Journey

Well beyond our attempt five-and-a-half years ago.

Getting through Regret took us 45 minutes. Then the boss took us nearly an hour.

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Well, as always, thank you for being here, and considering my content good enough to track what I'm doing next.

Maybe 2k isn't such a pipe dream.

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So there are unconfirmed reports this week that among Microsoft's company-wide layoffs, around half of the staff of 343 Industries is included in the fallout.

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So for this year's Extra Life, I'm going to be playing four Halo games back to back until I either finish or pass out.

So, should I let the cutscenes play, or skip them when allowed?

Although for me, it's probably going to be around 10, since the restaurant doesn't close until 1, and we'll probably have people coming over from the midnight release across the street.

Brady will undoubtedly beat me home, I've told him to play Warzone and stay out of the campaign until I get there.

Reviews are in. In short, the campaign has its ups and downs, and multiplayer is just one big sustained high note. I'm hoping we're playing this for years.

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-Bought Paper Mario on the Wii U (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door is my #2 favorite RPG after EBF4, and getting the original Paper Mario is awesome)

-Gurren Lagann Marathon with Cielle (LOVE AND ROCK! LOVE AMD ROCK! PEACE!)

-Fire Emblem Grinding (More fun than it sounds- I've put in about 42 hours in my main save file.

-HALO 5 MOTHERF*CKERS! (YES!)

~Wishy

As you know, after the big conferences, the rest of E3 week is used for more in-depth gameplay demos on the show floor.

And every single year, gaming journalism sites post videos of these gameplay demos featuring players that don't have a clue what the fuck they're doing. I'm cringing pretty hard at some of this Halo 5 Warzone footage.

To be honest, I've been playing absolute craptons of Halo 5 ever since it got released last year. Y'know, instead of trying to write because lazies. Like, multiplayer Warzone is quite amusing once you manage to stockpile enough weapons in your inventory. I absolutely suck at the game, though. Can't shoot worth a damn. But one day, I managed to go on a killing frenzy by miraculously managing to get my Req energy high enough, shoving way too many speedboosts onto myself, running around like an

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For my second Daily Halo, I have for you folks, quite appropriately, a two-fer.

During a Warzone Assault match tonight, I discovered an opponent using the recently-discovered exploit where you glitch into the armory wall.

I trekked back to our secured REQ station and obtained my solution:

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Not sure what problem one of my teammates had with my chosen nest in Team Snipers, but I tricked him into betraying me three times. I booted him so fast I saw his Spartan drop dead on my killcam. And we still won the match.

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The new trailer for Halo Infinite is finally here!

SJNG is not dead, but like my other Halo crossover Imperial Equestria it's been on ice for about...half the time of the latter.

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Hey y'all, I apologize for the delay since the last chapter, just been dealing with things in real life. I would like you to know that the next chapter is on the way and that a crashed UNSC frigate will be makung an appearance and also......What the hell is that music?

I have a new Halo story in the works. I can’t give too many of the details as I am still planning things out in most facets, but it will be coming soon, under the title Halo: Ascension.

A few things to note…

1. It is set 3 years after Halo 5 in a slight AU.

2. It will feature multiple Spartan fireteams as the main cast, such as a reformed Alpha-9, Red Team, Blue Team, and Fireteams Osiris and Crimson.

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Is it magic?

No, can't be. The only magic is friendship.

Nope, it was me finally getting fed the fuck up with the mind-blowing incompetence of 343 Industries.

More time for writing ponies, I guess.

So, normally I am a lot better at blog posts than this and would normally publish one right before each chapter, but you all can see how that worked out, this being only the second blog about the story while I've written quite a few more chapters than that.

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