henlo everypony. we didn't really know where else to post this, but we figured this was worth a shot.

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Yes, like always, I celebrate Easter on the Good Friday. Like all other holidays, I go to my Nonna (that's how you properly spell that) and Nonno's (that's how you properly spell that) house in Bolton(Canada) with the rest of my family(from my Mom's side). And since my Nonna and Nonno are Catholic(me, my Mom, my Dad, and my brother are NOT Catholic) we celebrate on the Friday and eat fish(it's like a fishday), but, the fish I mostly eat there is shrimp, calamari(squid), and probably salmon(if

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And right when I was getting back into writing again, too...

I'd complain, but at least I'm sick in my holiday and wasn't during exam season, that would have ruined me.

- Mike

I've been searching lately for one thing - Doritos.

I'm fat and I'll deal with that problem one day, but for now, I want to try every flavour possible. The problem - I live in England, where we have no variety.

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That is not a joke meant for the children you two!

Credit goes to Bezier Ballad for starting this:

Meet Penne, Sashi Me, and Roxen

Also known as pasta, sushi, and those rocket popsicles

Thoughts?

I'm doing alright, but two very good friends are not. If you're able to help or even boost these blogs, please do so. Find out everything below the break.

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Disclaimer: All recipes have been modified from where found. Please note, oven temp is in Ferinheight and in American units. Always fully cook meats. Children (for some reason being a 24 yr old counts as a child these days, though I have heard it has been raised to 26) should always be supervised by an adult when cooking. Cooking can be dangerous if not done correctly. Cooking oils have flash points and can cause a fire if not used correctly. Bla-bla-bla... If you don't have business

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If you come to an epiphany while driving through a rainstorm, does it count as a shower thought? I ask because I had two today, one on each leg of my commute. One I was able to expand into the latest Dueling Keyboards short. The other I present below:

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There are now less than twenty days until Britain will leave the European Union. There is no agreement between the UK and EU as to how this will happen, or even any agreement among British politicians about what sort of agreement they want. There is some agreement that the deal Prime Minister Theresa May has negotiated, which is not so much a deal as an agreement to agree all the details later, is not acceptable. Remainers hate it as it will cut us off from Europe. Leavers hate it as it looks

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Weird foods I have eaten and that I like:

• Durian. Musang King is my favorite variety, but it's expensive.
• Century egg porridge.

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Anyone who doesn't eat one, isn't a true big booty Princess!

Being a herbivore is no excuse.

So, in my office, I have bug zapper set up because the bugs get through the screen at night. Interestingly, a particularly clever spider (that likes fried food) has decided to set up a net to catch the 'ones' that got away. Which is brilliant in my opinion. Besides, it's not like you can see the net. Although, my alternative theory is that the spider set up its nest there to get high off the lovelight because it lacks the capacity to reach it by other means.

Picture yourself as Dwalin, a dwarf who loves da meat. Or in your case, a normal human in Equestria.

You are invited to a dinner party, but all you get is green food by your new pony friends. I think you're best bet, might be getting good friends with a griffon, then you might get da meat.

1. Samyang Honey Cheese
2. Nongshim Mr. Bibim Spicy Chicken
3. Samyang Sriracha
4. Nongshim Neogubonara
5. Samyang Carbo
6. Samyang Jjajang

The game is called "Name That Type of Food". I tell you the type of food that I'm thinking of, and you have to answer, in your own personal opinion, what food you can think of based on that type and why. Sound fun? Sorry. I just got bored.

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Seriously. I just went to a restaurant, ordered vegetarian since I know my stomach will get upset from meat, but still had heart burn, leg cramps, and an upset stomach. My stomach is such a pussy. Well, you are what you eat after all