I'm going to start going outside a bit more. I made my little brother some chai tea and he liked it. I heard my older brother fucking in the next room so I stashed earplugs everywhere. I am forever scarred for life

Like the title says.

FanOfMostEverything hosted another contest and since the theme was somewhat relatable to the last one, the story I wrote for it is a sequel to the misadventures of our favorite S.M.I.L.E. agents. This time the contest theme was different versions of the same character meeting, so you can all guess where this is going. If not, the sequel is titled How To Train Your Evil Doppelganger.

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"The Orks, a small tale of their powers: There once was an Ork ship, stuck in the void of space. From a great space battle it had just escaped, its hull riddled with holes. A good number of boyz, listening to their Kapt'n orders, were working on repairing as best as they could the damages.

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I've never tried stand-up comedy.

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Halloween is coming up, guys. Tumblr is just barely holding back as is; the moment it turns to September 1st, chaos will ensue with spooky gifs and scary skeletons that are raving in graveyards. It will only grow worse as September turns to October, often referred to "Halloween Month".

That is why I am preparing you all for the coming holiday.

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Oh my god, that feeling when you've been half-deaf from an ear blockage for the passed four or five days, and finally find time to go to a doctor and get them cleaned out.

It's like my world just became a billion times louder

I CAN HEAR CLEARLY NOW, THE WAX IS GONE!

Starlight Glimmer: No. I'm Starlight.
Ember: Right. I'm sorry, but you can't blame me. You [and Twilight] both look and act so much alike.
Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer: What?!
Ember: I'm just saying you're both purple ponies with purple hair. You both have cutie marks with sparkly things.
Starlight Glimmer: [chuckles] Mine's more of a glimmer. Heh.
Ember: How is that different?  

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I mean I had 82 like two months ago and 84 like a week ago.

But I wonder if old accounts that aren't used anymore get expunged or something because I track my followers and maybe that happens?

Or maybe I just got in a writing mood and wrote something someone didn't like.

I have no clue how people with 1000 followers deal with their numbers.

I'm probably thinking too much about it.

you'll never guess who ended up moving out of their parent's house, breaking up w both of xeir partners, came out as fully aro ace, got a credit card, and is on its way to a phone number and job in the barely over a year since they last said anything [fingerguns]

Edit:
Big news! Zombie Infection got a major update just 2 hours after this video went up! (Absolutely unlucky.)

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I work part time as a back room guy at Target and I arrive at work an hour before work - there's parents already forming a line out the door for these damn things and I'm struggling to understand the appeal of the miracle of plastic egg hatching - particularly the fact it seems the actual 'hatching' is a one-way deal since these online reviews show the egg does irreparably shatter even though the top and bottom halves are hard plastic. Like, once the bird thing grows to 'maturity' or

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IN WHICH STORIES PROGRESS SORT OF

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In which Starlight and Pharynx square up to decide the fate of a certain chompy box monster...

Happy new year everyone

all 93 of you
hello

if anyone
wants to
give me a shoutout
so that i have more than 93 followers
that would be great

i ship rarijack, sunlight, and flutterdash, and i like cosplay. i post blogs about cosplay sometimes, and i also occasionally post my art (some MLP, some not)
i write sometimes
i also am going to compete a poetry recitation contest on Saturday, but i dont think anyone cares about that
i like some anime

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Time Enough For Love will begin tomorrow morning, July 18! Until then, I'll be posting little teasers once per day.

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