Really, I have 1600+ stories in my read later folder, something is wrong with me. That is an excessive amount of stories I need to read, and the list only keeps getting longer. SOMEONE STOP MY MADNESS! EVEN WORSE, IT DISTRACTS ME FROM WRITING MY OWN, SHITTY STORIES, SINCE I FIND EVERYONE ELSE'S WRITING WAY BETTER.

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I really need to stop these late night blogs that are me just spewing random crap.

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The title says it all. New chapter.

Covid has nothing to do with the hiatus. I'm just stupid and dumb.

Hello everyone. I just wanted to say a couple of things in regards to the progress of my story. For once I decided to be smart, look over what I already had, and combine it with my initial idea for the story to create an outline for the rest of the plot. You would think that would help me work faster, but there is no limit to how distracted I get, and my procrastination skills are second to none. Antony C would be proud.

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Well, actually it was two days ago, but still. In case you wonder, I wasn't very active in the period between May (when I made an account) and August (when I posted a first story) though my faves from that period indicate that I've been reading fics no one remembers about these days. In case you wonder, this is my first faved story on fimfic, exactly five years and two days ago:

TCMC Alcoholics 2: Next Stop, Canterlot!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy

Our three heroes go on a trip to Canterlot to visit Sweetie Belle's family. While there, they discover that even Canterlot ponies can have a stash of delicious cider. What could possibly go wrong?

• CMCs

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Why is silence violence?

Well, only because the words rhyme somewhat. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a good slogan.

Technically, one’s an Acadia, but they’re both basically the same thing.

Source

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So, my name, I wish those things on derpibooru would stop using my name. I guess it's meant as a way to inform me that they know who I am, but I'm already aware of that fact so stop.
You people have to understand that the lowlifes typing over there would most likely not even be good enough to serve as a slave labor force clear rubble. They're just that low on the scale of lifeforms. That's truly sad, something that probably looks like a person but inside is nothing.

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Otherwise known as "Letting Petri talk is a bad idea"

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Alright, kids, grab your favorite beverage and settle in while the Admiral tells you about the best kind* of diagnosis to do!

Eh, close enough

We’re talking about the diagnosis after a repair is made. An expensive repair.

And they’re both Fords.

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Okay, hi everyone. It's Pi Day. I forgot about that and had no pie today. Then again, maybe I should blame dyscalculia again. I have no clue. I've been... not doing so well? I'unno. Ice Star is a bitter bean. Not much is new. What will be new is a new chapter of Enemy of Mine that I am close to done with, writing stage-wise.

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Er, yes. I most certainly do. It's... very much clear at this point that I'm a bit stuck, I think. Not with writing, but with actually having time to sit down, catch up on what I have, and write the rest of stuff. I wish what I had was writer's block or a simple need to outline things because that would mean that I've had time to write and realize I'm stuck in that regard. But it hasn't been like that, and no matter how much I've wanted to write, and have been working toward getting the

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Well, this was supposed to have come out much sooner, but was held back for a number of reasons. One being, of course, that the mail service decided to be late in delivering the thing to begin with -- it only got here just this past Monday. And then there was the time spent actually playing it, the time spent on the side playing Atari, Game Boy, etc... But hey, at least I got around to it eventually, right?

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"Sunset, is... is that a tongue?"
The redhead put a chicken breast pack on the cart, looked at Twilight's horrified expression and then to where she was pointing.
"Yep. People eat it seasoned with vinegar sauce." She shrugged. "I don't know, I find the kidney more disturbing. Or the liver, it's fried with onions and tastes like shi-- Twilight?!"
And that's when Twilight decided she'd seen enough of this world and the meat aisle.

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So, these days, students can opt out of saying the Pledge of Allegiance?

The only reason I'd opted out of that, isn't because I feel that the US is an oppressive nation. No, it's because I don't feel it's oppressive enough!

No, seriously, I've been advocating for certain things for decades by now. You know, real oppression, not what the blacks and transsexuals whine about supposedly experiencing.

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So some of you have been wondering what happened to me? The short of it is that I’ve spent most of the summer in crippling pain. Several months, four doctors, a pile of medical bills, and a boatload of stress and anxiety later, I’m back to normal. With luck, it’ll stay that way.

And no, I’m not going to talk about it any further.

Today’s edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse features:
–Luna dancing on a pipe organ.
–Big Mac punching Blueblood. Repeatedly.
–Trixie being showered in spit.

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I just watched the first two episodes of Pony Life and the show is weird and dumb. The visual style of the characters is basically some anime chibli mixed with Cal-Arts and the backgrounds look like the backgrounds from The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog. What they did to the characters was odd like having Rarity passing out every few minutes and for some strange reason Fluttershy has the power to change size. That's right, Fluttershy has now the power to shrink and to grow into a giant. And

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so what if we are actually all those classic 'you cant comprehend its true form' kind of extradimensional beings, but we dont know it because our senses only give us information about the first 3 dimensions. or what if a ton of alien species have tried to contact us, but we just couldn't percieve them so they left without anyone noticing they were there. Or better yet, what if we eventually achieve some kind of cool future sci fi technological advancement... and nothing bad happens at

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HoofBitingActionOverload is going to be unpublishing all of his stories from FIMFiction in one week. As one of the best authors on the site, that's a pretty sad thing. You all should go read his stuff before he does it, because he's a really good writer.

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