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Whazaaa - Oh, never mind. Wrong context.
"What do you mean you lost your cellphone? You're talking to me via cellphone right now!"
Racunicons masterace.
How to do a product lunch without a product? Pipp, maybe you could be the product?
Izzy: "I can help with thinking. There was this one time a few years back when I actually had a real thought."

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I should warn you, I may be in a giffy mood today. You’ve been warned!

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Did Pipp start filming herself the moment she woke up?
Portrait day. Pipp turns on her head to look presentable.
What's with the whorse lipstick?
"I'm busy!" *Zipp looks at a picture of Twilight
Private investigation on the most public place. Smart, Zipp.
What Twilight was warning us about was the portrait day!
Headshot!
I still hate how Sunny's rollers just disappear when she turns. And why do they have to show the mistake twice?
I guess literally everypony is watching Pipp's streams.

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Pip loves dungeon crawls.
Echos gained sentience.
Why did Pip do that thing with her wings? Does that mean wings are spooky?
Zipp, the destroyer.
CanterLogic? Now we know what happened to all the logic in G5. It's simply abandoned.
Writers try to get out of the lack of foreshadowing since the movie.
Bricks and concrete. And metal and electronics.
Hitch is the worst ghost buster.
I know they have two princesses among them, but can they really afford to buy such a building?

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This entry contains spoilers for Gray Hat. Be warned...

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XD

And a close second.

Hey it might be new for yanks.

That damn flying bus again...
"There's no malfunction, I just can't drive."
Pipp and Sunny instant ship. Sunnipp?
Sunny transitions from frightened to proactive in a second. Also comms her mane, gets dressed and ditches Pipp in said second.
Hats have become a dress code.
Izzy is a druid. Or a reindeer.
Izzy forces a hat onto a dog and doesn't take No for an answer.

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I thought Misty gave up on the lantern already. She couldn't find it while she was staring directly at it, what were the chances that she finds it while the New Mane 6 were around?
What does Zipp do when hearing evil Misty evilly talking to evil Opaline? She goes back to sleep, that's what she does.
Nothing sus around. Everything is in perfect order. The best time to go back to sleep. So what does Zipp do? She goes sightseeing in the middle of the night for no reason.

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"I have an announcement that will change all your lives: I'll run you over with my rollers to death because I'm hurrying so much to tell you this."
We're eating too much junk food. Just look at Pipp. Don't you all agree that she's fat?
And forget that my smoothies also make you fat.
We could magically combine plants. Or just mix them together, you know. Both can work.
We could even... cook!
Yuck to pony food.
French fries, because France is a place in Equestria.

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From now on, whenever I do something wrong I'll just say, "I'm just getting my sillies out."
Was that Sprout Cloverleaf? And he wasn't trying to destroy everything? How peculiar. The lobotomy they performed on him must have been really effective.
Why do ponies have 4 long legs if they're exhausted after a short run while a dragon on two small legs doesn't even break a sweat?

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Zipp discovered that she can fly.
Something is weird. Either Zipp talking to herself or Izzy flying. Then again, she's a Unicorn, she can do anything. We've also seen her fly before together with her box.
Who needs Pegassi? Unicorn master-race!
Izzy is happy to finally be able to die. She sees the ground coming toward her and says to it, "Hello, new friend!"

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I umm... I'm confused now...
Two people whom I have the utmost respect for; are reading my work and enjoying it. I expected them both to be more critical of it but both are actually enjoying it.

Lightning Bliss and Forest Rain are the two in question and I look up to them for inspiration.
yet here I am receiving phrase from them.
This a surreal moment... I am just confused by this; I'm still convinced my work isn't amazing.
But if so many of you say so; what can I do to argue?

It's not on Youtube, so I can't post it, but here's my commentary of Make Your Mark - episode 2: Growing pains

There's just one pony with a mustache in Mare Time Bay, and his occupation is styling mustaches. He gave it 20% off, yet for some mysterious reason, nopony took him up on the offer.
Nopony wears a hat. Not even the one selling hats. How do these ponies make a living?
Hitch is scared of tentacles. I mean vines...

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I recently finished another story: Sakura Blizzard. This blog post will be my musings and notes on the story. It's a murder mystery, so if you want to give it a read I recommend doing so first, as I'll be talking about it unfiltered here; meaning there will be spoilers.

So yeah, if you want to give it a read, you should probably do so before reading this blog post.

That's your spoilers warning.

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Hello. Recently I was approached by Prane to do a joint review of the latest episode, which apparently is something that him and other reviewers do regularly for each new episode. Since it seemed like a good idea (and that I had, in fact, watched the new episode) I accepted. This is the review that was made, which is in a sort of loose Q&A format.

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Oh and by the way, I plan to make a proper eBook cover for this thing...and a new ePub, because the one on the page is corrupted slightly.

Review/Commentary/Stream-of-Consciousness-Thing for "It's a Dangerous Business, Going Outside Your Door."

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Who of us ever envisioned that we'd see such massive, long-form stories on this pony-writing forum? I've read a few 100,000+ word fics on here, and that's just a few out of a great multitude.

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So, Another Day in Ponyville has been completed. If you haven’t read it yet and have skipped the story just to read this blog, go ahead and read the story. I’ll wait…

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Have you read it yet? NO?! Fine then, be that way.

For those of you who have read it, thank you, I love you. If you’re a guy, no homo—I’ll stop.

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First. Let’s get this out of the way.

“Curse these humanized ponies. They drive me to write.”

*Slow long clap* I loved that. SO VERY MUCH.

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USA $ is now canon and if you want 150% of a smoothie, you have to pay 200% more because Sunny is not good at math.
Pipp is frustrated because she's small and fat.
Zipp is playing Angry Pegassi on the cellphone.
Sunny puts everything in the mixer without pealing the melon or at least cleaning it. I'm not sure if these smoothies are even safe for consumption.
Pipp gets a small portion because she's small and fat.
The Queen is so good at messaging that the youngling can't even follow.

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