I am going to start off on a clean slate on a new fic. I am unsatisfied with my work that I tirelessly created.

I just thought I would mention it.

So. . . we have Junglemas: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213263/jinglemas, which is currently at 40 MEMBERS. THAT'S FOUR TENS!!!

Also, writing contest: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/832697/season-9-bingo-writing-contest

Edit: Oh, and Story! https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422545/54-facets

Double Edit: you should check out the Moonie SHorts story, It.Is. Adorable!

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The mass of the Moon is... 7.36 x 10^22 kg.  73,477,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons 

The mass of the Sun is... 1.989 × 10^30 kg. 4.18 nonillion pounds

The moon is a giant Rock with that kinda mass you would need to have a huge amount of magic in your mana pool just to even raise that thing alone not counting how hard you got to concentrate on making sure you don't break it with the force your using.

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....

I killed Toriel.

I was seriously not prepared for this.

Quick visit from the internet-bunker to tell you something.
Donald Trump will be President of the United States.
I just woke up and already lost my faith in humanity.
And Europe thought nothing could beat the Brexit
And because I stand to my word and to get into the right mood:

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Some things are way better off left untouched. MLP and some other brands aren't one of those, but the world's most dated cartoon is one of those that are so much better off if they where left untouched. So... What do you get when you take an animated, really dated soap opera cartoon that tries way to hard to cater to a larger demographic, make it live action, put the director who directed two Justin Bieber movies, and make it the most cliched thing ever? You get this stupid shit!

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I do apologize for subjecting people to this, and I'm not going to tell you whose fic it's from because that's not how I roll, but...I cannot let this monstrosity lie.

Your head is greeted by a new and better sensation as it penetrates Sunset's womb

That's...not a good thing. Sunset is going to need a medic. And I said so and figured that was the end of it. But then I got a response.

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So, I log on after having been gone all day, and I see this:

I'm not gonna lie, when I first saw that wave of red across the top of the screen, it scared the hell of out me. I was like, "What maniac just spammed over 100 comments on my story!? Leave me alone!"

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I've posted a new chapter of Why Bother if you've been keeping up with it! Here, we're going to be seeing Luxure attending some group therapy with a couple of familiar faces, all of them able to relate to her in some way. And one of them may understand more than they let on. I'm going to do my best to not leave as big of a gap in between chapters for this fic and others. Computer's been breaking a lot lately and I've had a lack of motivation to do much of anything in general, not even related

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I was in my local B&M's looking for a drink when I came across a very strange thing: a bottle of flavoured water with a free toy. An MLP toy. Blimey. I don't know about other countries, but you don't normally see anything that gimicky in Britain. Burger meals, yes, but bottled water? I was so surprised that I stuck it in front of a camera and make a video about it. In hindsight, it's very Ashens-y, but meh.

How did that get featured?

huh

for reasons i guess

i need a new description

Guess what time it is! Well, okay, I guess it is five o’clock somewhere, but that’s not what I mean. Not only is it backstory time, but we get a truly fantastic entry in the Awesome Stuff That Twilight Never Uses Series!

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Bella wakes up in the morning. The storm’s blown itself out. Three solid pages of Edward and Jacob attempting to poison each other with testosterone before Jacob finally leaves. Ugh.

Pain crackled down my spine and lodged in my stomach as I abruptly realized that this could be the last time I would see him.

CM + 1

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For some reason, Edward leaves before Jacob arrives. He says that, although he doesn’t feel any personal antagonism for Jacob, it’s easier for them. Whatever. As long as they’re not trying to out-macho each other, I’m good. Edward pops out and Jacob pops in. Jacob’s still shirtless, although we actually get an explanation this time: his clothes don’t change when he does, so keeping the number of clothing items down reduces the number of things he has to take off or replace when he gets wolfy.

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In spite of Victoria being decapitated, Edward refuses to take chances and quickly dismembers her body. Once he’s done with that, he goes to Seth and helps him do the same with Riley. They gather all the pieces and burn them. Can’t fault them for being thorough, at least.

The thick smoke curled up slowly, looking more solid than it should; it smelled like burning incense, and the scent was uncomfortable. It was heavy, too strong.

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Today me and some friends went bowling, and I made my screen name thingy "MLPFIM".

Yes. This actually happened.

God I need a life.

My school is putting on a musical, and I’ve never been around so many strange human beings, I think one of my friends created a religion of worshiping Charli XCX, and another one of my friends keeps giving me Cheetos, I’ve been writing fanfics and doing the macerana with some other people, so I’m also not completely normal.

And as I’m writing this, my friend has just sniffed my phone claiming “it smells like it has a good aura”

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