WTAF AHHHH!!!

That feel when you see someone's been reading your Amazon fic, and then you realize it was you because you're a narcissist and you like reading your own stories.

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TBrownie by Three

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

"I cut, you pick" is the time-honored rule for sharing treats. But what if a pony is sharing love with two others? When Maud brings one big brownie home to Trixie and Starlight, they have to figure that out.

• Trixie
• Maud Pie
• Starlight Glimmer

Captain_Hairball · 1.1k words  ·  51  8 · 773 views

For the StarTrixMaud shipping contest. I've had a rough/long summer -- I feel like a lot of us have -- but I'm taking this moment to get back into writing fan fiction.

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TFW you do a big beautiful cover painting and then have to crop most of it out so that the thumbnail reads.

Anyway, new story, wholesome, borderline autobiographical. It's fluff. It starts with... (checks notes) ...Shining Armor getting his leg blown off. That's how you do fluff, right?

Logging off now. Got my second vaccine dose and definitely feeling it already. See you tomorrow.

A minigun! Power armor! Large explosions! Lots of shouting! Long conversations! Because I wrote this! I like writing dialogue!

You know where to find it.

Hey everypony! A little break from my regularly scheduled updates (blame Megapone me for getting sucked into Megapone's Fetish Fanfic Fapstravaganza) to bring you a one-shot featuring the glorious Princess of the Sun, vs. the Queen of all Changelings.

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It's gender-flopped aged-up CMC. It's gay. It's rough. It's messy. It's cute. I really enjoyed writing it! It's already shocked a sweet old Chinese lady! It's called Scoot-A-Pet, and can I link directly to it? Darn tootin' I cannot. Go check it out!

Get those downvotes ready! It's finally here!

Fluttershy throws a much better party than you might expect.

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Finished the third draft of my original novel. Doing art mostly right now.

If you like Maud, Frazzle Rock, or futa, consider looking at 1761316 on Derpiboru.

That is all.

This ones got death, violence, three fucking Princesses*, ham-fisted religious symbolism and a trigger warning for self harm in the chapter notes.

TThe Resurrectionists

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Horror

Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?

• Sex
• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Death
• Profanity
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

Captain_Hairball · 24k words  ·  19  4 · 538 views

Only one more chapter (and a very short epilogue) left to go!

*But not three Princesses fucking, though that would probably be a pretty good clopfic.

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Well, I'm 40 followers away from 100! And since my feed is filled with blogs asking people to follow other people so that person will have 100 or more people watching their every move, I eventually just said: fuck it. And now I'm turning to you peeps! Tell your friends and whoever watches you to follow me, because these following projects are coming soon*!

Half-Life: Elasticity! You know, the one I won't shut the hell up about!

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Not a blue ribbon, but I'll take it.

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A fimfic user recently put out a call for experimental fics (using the term BROADLY.) They even said

Self promotions encouraged!

But what do people think an experimental fic is, anyway? What does that mean to them?

Most of my stories are experiments in how people might react to them...but that isn't really the stereotype that people apply that word to.

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The chapter is being worked on once again

Without missing a beat, Matt sprang into action. Quickly getting his shoes on, he was soon out of his bedroom and heading for the door. Pausing for a moment, he stopped by the doorway into the kitchen and poked his head inside. Inside was his mom, cooking up something, her back to him as she worked over the stove.

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SCARLET'S HORROR WORDS

I mentioned a few days ago that Scarlet, the lady who is the Karl Rove to my George W Bush, is doing a blog series analysing horror, horror tropes, and horror tropes within the My Little Pony fandom. Since then, she's released another two posts on the topic, both concerning fandom famous horror tales.

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Hello friends! Just sending you this blog to plug a new article of mine, published today on The Outline, about security, paranoia, and why Amazon sucks.

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It's called Apples Don't Care, it's incesty-an-orgyy-andfetilityy. I'm serializing it as practice for my Fallout: Equestria later this year.

Read it. Enjoy.

Hello all. I may not have a large presence on this website, but I feel it'd be silly of me to be out there making pony-based artwork and not share at least a bit of it here. I just shared a comic on my tumblr which is probably best representative of what I'm doing, so I'm posting it here as well in case someone stumbles on my profile.

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Alright, everyone, the latest chapter of From Finner has been released!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have 100 watchers, HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Deep Breath*
So I feel I should do something for this, So I'm going to open an Ask Me Anything here in the comments, through the end of the month I will take all questions in the comments here.

Been a while, but finally, there is a new Bootfic (no, I'm not the one who started calling them that). It's concept and execution is like something from my earlier days of making fanfics, but the style itself is more modern. Bit of a fusion. This may have been done before, but oh well. I hope you enjoy...