OKAY, so, I feel the need to vent a little, and here it is. SCREW OFF (insert a specific admin's name here), you act so cold and rude even after I delete the update chapter, and before you even send me a message telling me to. I have seen DOZENS of stories, many which have been on the site for longer then a couple days like mine. And guess what? All their update chapters were left alone, no issues, just fine and dandy, their authors keeping the readers up to date, with no ill intentions.

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So Tuesday I went in to work, the day after giving my two week notice, and was told to sign an injury report and get out or the Business Manager would call the cops and have me arrested.

I could have punched him.

I SHOULD have punched him.

But I held back. And I aught to take pride in that. When I got home I wrote this up:

Yell and I will nod.
Threaten and I will shrug.
Call me rude and I will be polite.
You kick me just to see me break.
Yet I am strong in my weakness.

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First, the article. I did a short article on
1: How much wealth Bezos consumes in average human lifetimes
2: How many less lifetimes he'd consume if he just had to eat people as a literal cannibal
3: The carbon outputs of cars verse trains verse planes over 10,000km.
I hope it's good and that you like it I hope it's good and that you like it.

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And BTW: My other Blog has been updated.

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1004247/starfleet-magic-10-years

During highly religious holidays (Namely Christmas) I try to act a little more moral for the time.

So, between the 24th to the 26th of December, I try to suppress as much of my negativity as I can...

-No swearing
-No meltdowns
-No saying "I want Revenge" on real people (I say it constantly every day) I can still get revenge on cartoons

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lot of things have happened since my last blog.

First of all, let me thanks you all for your patience, endurance and support. I hope you've managed to find something you enjoy in my works :)

Now onto what has happened. Most notably, I was fortunate to win a Pinkie in EFNW's Scribblefest 2016 with Give A Like - Feed A Changeling.

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So it's the middle of the night, and again I find myself being unable to sleep. The reason now, is very specific; I'm waiting for a story to be approved. That being said, I do have some interesting thoughts that could only come to a sleepy version of myself. I have pinpointed a logical fallacy in an argument that I've heard from several people. (Those who wronged me know who they are, as for the others, I'm not mad at you, just wanted to point something out is all.)

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This will be one of the rare times I link to my Patreon. I feel like advertising it too frequently is 'tacky'. As a reminder, $2 a month will get you all articles a week in advance, as soon as they're written.

However, I'd like to advertise an update I just made for a $5 reward tier.

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Special thanks to Ghost of Heraclitus for some of the quotes I use in this

This one's going to be the first work of mine that gets officially endorsed by the groups I'm working with, which is pretty exciting. It's the difference between being an all-the-time political blogger to being a full-time political writer!

All predictions made in this video were done in real time! This isn't ad-hoc analysis.

I requested a Rage Review of this story a few weeks back. Here it is.

http://www.fimfiction.net/group/201778/rage-reviews/thread/283782/requested-rage-review-we-are-vengence-we-are-the-night-wearebatmare

An overall positive review. To summarize, it's a short and silly story, and that's its charm.

Getting accused of making up words was somewhat confusing, but not all that expected considering how many people here will just pull things out of their rear ends.

Ribbons!

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I have in mind an idea for a novel wherein, basically, two people, male and female, end up in a new world. The female becomes afflicted with something that'll cause her to hate the male if she stays in his presence for extended periods of time, eventually even potentially driving her to homicidal rage. So they have to be kept apart until said affliction wears off. However, there's just one thing.

They're both children.

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Oh ho ho, long have I waited to rip and tear -apt words- this one to shreds. Trouble is, it’s so catastrophically, mind-blowingly bad I’ve never been able to figure out just how to do it really. Then Vertigo came along with his wiseass ways, and that provided me my answer. I’ll be the straight man, the professional reviewer, while he gets to snark at the story and provide commentary. Ready or even if you’re not, here we go.

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Okay, so… Yes, back to reviewing this piece of crap.

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Warning spoilers
And rage warning

Well here we are the end of another sesone and here are my thoughts on the finally. It was awesome. I just have one complaint.

"STARLIGHT GLIMMER IS A BITCH TO THE 68TH POWER

Her motivations are so dumb

Aww a cutie mark took your best friend away.

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Sure do love it when I post a review, then wake up the next morning to find it's been locked due to drama about an episode that's not even related to the fic I reviewed.

Especially before I had any time to reply some of the comments that were towards the actual review, or the fic.

Stay classy, fimfiction. Stay classy.

Righto.

Today class, we're going to learn about the difference between 'Copyright' and 'Plagiarism'.

First off, some definitions:

copyright

noun
1.
the exclusive and assignable legal right, given to the originator for a fixed number of years, to print, publish, perform, film, or record literary, artistic, or musical material.

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Before I get into this, I want to let the cool people here know this isn't directed at them. Everyone who actually keeps track of what I do on here knows what I'm about. Right now I'm just very, very angry at this fandom and a couple other fandoms.

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