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Nov
23rd
2019

Hands: Human Form Celestia · 8:00pm Nov 23rd, 2019

Celestia decides to give human form a try. She asks Shepherd for his opinion

Celestia: "So, how do I look? Did I do it right?" beams

Shepherd: *blush* "Er... It's very good. Extremely good, actually. How do you feel?"

Celestia: "Different... But good." *She studied her hands thoughtfully* "... I can see why inventing fire was so important for you as a species."

Shepherd: "What do you mean?"

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Oct
29th
2020

Short Hand: Dashie 3 Alternate · 6:09am Oct 29th, 2020

Zephyr: "COME ON YOU HUMAN MOTHER BUCKER! COME ON!"

Shepherd: "... We're not doing this."

Zephyr: "Wha-COME ON! FIGHT ME!"

Shepherd: "You're holding your spear wrong. I'm not fighting you."

Zephyr: "What are you, scared?!"

Shepherd: "That's... Not the word I would choose, no."

Zephyr: "WELL COME ON THEN! FIGHT ME!"

Dash: "Zephyr, come on! I'm happy! Very happy! Don't do this!"

Zephyr: "I must! I love you too much to let you go!"

Dash: "By embarrassing me?! Really?!"

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Apr
16th
2021

Short Hand: Celestia's Plan 3 · 3:31pm Apr 16th, 2021

Shepherd and Twilight talked at length about the situation, and Twilight promised to be supportive of any decision he made. Though she was still hoping it would be her. She was at the very least honest and restrained, so he really appreciated that about her.

She was learning so much. Honestly she had grown up, and he'd helped her. It made him feel very fond of her. Almost as fond as-

Shepherd: "Oh shit."

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Dec
6th
2021

Short Hand: Ponyville Confidential · 8:57pm Dec 6th, 2021

The Elements were quite put out over Gabby Gums' articles. Shepherd though was rather unimpressed.


Rarity: "How can you be so blase over this-this atrocity of a column!"


Shepherd: *shrugs* "Do remember I've had much worse, Rarity. I mean, the kingdom's tabloids routinely say I'm some sort of hedonistic monkey who plows every mare and stallion in Equestria."


Rarity: "Yes, yes, but that's all untrue! Just sensationalism! Gabby Gums is publishing real secrets about us!"

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Jul
28th
2021

Short Hand: Back in Canterlot... · 2:48am Jul 28th, 2021

I was tempted to write a flashback to when Shepherd was in Canterlot. It would show that, no matter how thirsty mares in Ponyville might be over him... The mares in Canterlot were worse.

A unicorn maid grins lustily as she seals the doors and windows.

Shepherd: "Ummm... I kind of need to get to breakfast with the Princess. So if you would please-?"

Maid: "Give me a bushel of foals you hot alien stud, you!"

Shepherd: "... Okay there's been some miscommunication here-"

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Oct
4th
2021

Short Hand: A New Generation 2 · 5:06pm Oct 4th, 2021

Old Man Shepherd had taken Sunny and her friends to an ancient cavern, far from Maretime Bay.


Hitch: "Uh huh... There a reason we're out here?"


Izzy: "Is it a good reason? Like a secret candy stash? Ugh, two thousand year old candy! Gross!"


Shepherd: "Hang on... I know it was around here somewhere... Aha." He hits a control and a secret passageway slowly opens "There we go."


Sunny: "Oh wow! A secret door?!"

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Jul
20th
2021

Short Hand: Party of One · 1:26am Jul 20th, 2021

Dec
24th
2021

Short Hand: Old Man Shepherd Family Dinner · 8:55pm Dec 24th, 2021

In the future, at the Shepherd-Sparkle family table…

Shepherd: "Pass the potatoes please."

Twilight: "Shepherd, did you beat that dragon senseless?"

Shepherd: "He was asking for it. Besides, you took out that alien invader with the sun last week."

Spike: “Honestly Twi, that guy is an asshole.”

Twilight: "Even so! He didn't have to break his tail in ten places!"

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Dec
3rd
2021

I'm Not a Goddamned High School Harem Protagonist! 2 · 2:28am Dec 3rd, 2021

Luna gets a T-shirt with OPPAI on it, and tight shorts-Which do nothing for teenaged Shepherd's hormones. Celestia remains in naked apron mode, though she put on some racy panties. Clearly, both princesses-er, principals-are still massive trolls no matter what universe.

Celestia: "How is your omelet, Shepherd?"

Shepherd: "It's fine..."

Luna: glare "I got the mushrooms especially for you."

Shepherd: "Uh... Thank you?"

Luna: "Hmph."

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Apr
10th
2021

Short Hand: Sleeping with Mares-Princess Celestia · 3:56am Apr 10th, 2021

The repairs to Canterlot after the Changeling invasion were still taking time, and Shepherd was technically part of the decision makers. So he'd spent the entire day helping with the repairs, directing guard rotations, and filling out reports to hopefully ensure something like this never happened again.

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Jun
4th
2018

Gotcha · 4:04am Jun 4th, 2018

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Sep
28th
2020

Short Hand: Date with Dash · 2:48pm Sep 28th, 2020

Shepherd: "So... What are we doing on our date, Rainbow Dash?"

Dash: "Ah... Well, ya know, dates are stupid and romantic and junk. So you just make the decisions there. You want to do mushy stuff and all."

Shepherd: "Okay. How does a trip up to Cloudsdale to the Wonderbolts museum, then dinner at the Skyview Cloud?"

Dash: "Yeah, sure, that sounds pretty okay. I'll need some girly clothes. What do you like?"

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Aug
5th
2020

Short Hand: The Articles · 9:24pm Aug 5th, 2020

Shepherd: "Hey Twilight? I got your mail for you. Huh, what's this magazine? Predator Fetish Monthly?"

Twilight: bright red, snatches it away with her telekinesis "Th-That's about scientific inquiries into the religious practices of certain predator groups and tribes and definitely not pornographic in any way whatsoever ahahahaha!"

Shepherd: "... Okay?"

Fluttershy: "Hello Twilight! I just got the latest issue!"

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Jan
8th
2020

Hands: Cultural Exchange · 3:11pm Jan 8th, 2020

When Shepherd shows "The Little Mermaid" to his Pony friends...

Fluttershy: So... She traded her voice and possibly her soul just for legs? That seems... A bit much.

Twilight: Isn't she a demigoddess? Shouldn't transforming be one of her powers? It's not that hard a spell to learn.

Applejack: Aw ain't sure o' her jest abandonin' her family like this over some guy she ain't even conversed with. Even after her daddy broke her stuff, it's a little too fast fer me.

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Feb
24th
2017

I lied. Kind of. · 3:26am Feb 24th, 2017

So, just a few (4-6) chapters left of SFaCF (unless I'm lying again and the usual thing happens), but I find myself slightly drawn toward that Sirens of CHS sequel, which I'll be calling Cross Reference. The first chapter isn't anywhere near ready, but it's started, and I'm too excited about an idea that hit me five minutes ago to not say anything. The idea involves a chapter inspired by this picture, if you can imagine Sonata cut out of it.

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Sep
13th
2020

Short Hand: Foalsitting · 3:33pm Sep 13th, 2020

Shining: "Shepherd? I need a foalsitter."

Shepherd: sighs "Shining, dude. Please tell me you didn't bring me all the way here to the Crystal Empire just to babysit the toddler goddess."

Shining: "Not... Just that."

Shepherd: "Shining-"

Shining: "Please? You are literally the only sitter she likes! Or won't turn inside out with magic!"

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Jun
5th
2018

Civil Distinction: Chapter-by-Chapter Analysis · 12:13pm Jun 5th, 2018

I promised to do something like this when Civil Distinction was still on its tenth chapter. It's my longest and most ambitious story to date, and it took me roughly 2.5 years to complete it. I've covered a lot in this story, significantly more than I had expected to when I first began writing. Not that I'm trying to make this seem like some mighty

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Nov
26th
2019

Hands: Death by Snu Snu · 9:09pm Nov 26th, 2019

How did Shepherd react to heat season? Like this...

Fluttershy: "Ummm... Shepherd? I have... A problem."

Shepherd: "What kind of problem? Can I help?"

Fluttershy: "Oooooh yesssss... You absolutely can~."

Shepherd: "Uh... Okay?"

One week later... Shepherd managed to escape Fluttershy's cottage and made his way to L'Chaim-A local stallion bar. He gets a drink of water... And then fifty other drinks of water.

Discord: *chuckles* "First heat season, huh monkey boy?"

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Dec
4th
2019

Hands: Meat 1 · 7:11pm Dec 4th, 2019

Shepherd: *Sitting down to a meal with a cow... And it's steak*

Shepherd: "Er... You sure you're okay with this?"

Cow: "Oh yes. Circle of life and all that!"

Shepherd: "I mean, you knew this cow."

Cow: "Yes."

Shepherd: "And she was close to you."

Cow: "As close as enemies can get. Hurry up, she's getting cold!"

Shepherd: "..." *Slowly cuts a piece. Lifts it to his mouth. Takes a bite.*

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Jan
12th
2020

Sequel to The Stars Revolt! · 6:47pm Jan 12th, 2020

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*Twilight Sparkle was still getting used to Ponyville and having friends, but she was finding the discoveries and mysteries of it fascinating and rewarding. Sitting down to breakfast at a cafe with her friends was a wonderful experience, as they bantered back and forth and debated aspects of their lives and others' lives, was... Fun! It was all so amazing and new.*

Rarity: "And so I said to him, 'cross-stitch? What is this, the Middle Ages?'"

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