Okay, so apparently the ECT doctor is still conferring with the doctor who installed my neurostim implant so it will be safe to proceed. That means no zap today.

In all likelihood the zap will be Wednesday morning. I'll post about it after it happens.

EDIT: Zomg they're still not sure about doing it with the implant in place and now they have to talk to the manufacturer! Earliest will be Friday and even then I don't know.

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"So, uh... Princess Celestia?"

"Just Celestia."

"Right. Uh... Celestia?"

"Yes, Twilight?"

"Um, if I'm an alicorn and a princess now, does that mean I'm also immortal?"

"Hoo boy, I knew this was coming..."

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing. Anyway, to answer your question... probably. It's hard to say at this stage."

"Erm... okay. Well, if I do end up immortal, what about my friends?"

"What about them?"

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That feeling when hardly any comments.

Not that I'm complaining.

Because hey, why not take a step back and look at what I've done this past year? As otherwise I would wind up doing this tomorrow instead of going out, and I'm not quite THAT boring. Or, well, I probably am, but at least I try to pretend otherwise.

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Power lines, how do they work?

Source

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It's my own twist on the MLP fandom's laughing stock, black and red alicorn OCs.

Putting aside the update, I decided the cover art should be something black and red (obviously), so I googled "black and red" and eventually came to a nice picture. The problem I had with it was that it was Yin-Yang, which could throw come people who read the story off. So, instead I looked up "black and red alicorn"...

And stumbled upon the ugliest goddamn ponies I've seen in my entire life.

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Hey, guys! Remember when I said in my last blog?

Hence, why some of you guys probably noticed me jotting stuff down onto a piece of paper. That was a regular occurrence in Quills and Sofas when I couldn't think of anywhere else I needed to be or anything else that I had to do at the moment, and was subsequently busy letting my idle hands be the devil's playthings.

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Brain: Haha, Pharynx x Discord is an interesting ship, wouldn’t you say?

Me, through gritted teeth as I start jotting down ideas: Yep, very interesting indeed—

...A tale of two mares against the world.

(Image Sauce)

While trying to take it over.

Hey'ya Nimmy! What're we gonna' do tonight?
The same thing we do every night Pinkie.

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Hay check this guy's blog out, it's neat.

equestrian.sen is one of my favorite category theorist bronies. Top fifteen, easy.

Granted, being literally bimbofied by a weird disease at least has some fetish appeal.

That aside, things could be better.

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PLOT: Principal Celestia, an immortal extra terrestrial from the planet Alicornia, ropes three detention students into becoming her defacto army against Tirek, Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, and the Guildy monsters of Tartarus. Naturally, with absolutely no training and reeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy crazy stupid powers, they are absolute fail, leaving Orchard Blossom, Maud Pie, and Trixie Lulamoon stuck in rare form. At least the sirens are going to have some genuine competition in Rainbow Rocks.

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Holy Mary mother of Joseph, sweet jumpin jahosaphats, and gadsooks everyone the next chapter is out on “The Love Postulates”. Like if you feel Twilights eternal headaches like I do hehehheheeh. God damnit.

This...

Was...

BADASS ANIMATING! HOLY CRAP I NEED THIS TO BE A SERIES!

I'm committing to finish a chapter of White Lie's story today (within the next 24 hours). Hold me to it, y'all!

I haven't written anything in a VERY long time, and I really need to start starting things again. Always the most difficult part.

Also, I want to get back to White Lie and Angel ASAP because that's a story that needs told.

Anyway, motivation start!

You can now read the complete story about Celestia, Smooze, and Discord. It's 10k, which is plenty to read if you want more Ice words to keep you busy. I'm all ready for the contest judging now.

Well, mostly ready. There's a lot of neat competition! I'm also the only mature story entered (at least, I will be if no surprise submissions happen between now and midnight).

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