Writing something so autistic that the Positive Ponies guy deletes his comment on your page? Or am I the only one blessed?

So. . . we have Junglemas: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213263/jinglemas, which is currently at 40 MEMBERS. THAT'S FOUR TENS!!!

Also, writing contest: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/832697/season-9-bingo-writing-contest

Edit: Oh, and Story! https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422545/54-facets

Double Edit: you should check out the Moonie SHorts story, It.Is. Adorable!

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The mass of the Moon is... 7.36 x 10^22 kg.  73,477,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons 

The mass of the Sun is... 1.989 × 10^30 kg. 4.18 nonillion pounds

The moon is a giant Rock with that kinda mass you would need to have a huge amount of magic in your mana pool just to even raise that thing alone not counting how hard you got to concentrate on making sure you don't break it with the force your using.

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....

I killed Toriel.

I was seriously not prepared for this.

Quick visit from the internet-bunker to tell you something.
Donald Trump will be President of the United States.
I just woke up and already lost my faith in humanity.
And Europe thought nothing could beat the Brexit
And because I stand to my word and to get into the right mood:

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There was a portion of "Why Bother?" that I realized didn't make much sense. And that's the portion where Luxure mentions of her finding out that Sombra was one of the later villains that she found out was defeated. How can that be though, when the very thing used to beat him was the thing she was trapped in?

Well I added a line that explains that. Turns out she's become quite the heavy sleeper due to all the practice she's had over her imprisonment. And even took up trying lucid dreams.

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It just hit 70° in NJ.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Just so you know, I have changed my username and coverphoto.

Don't worry, the username change is nothing substantial. Just removing the "mlp" to make it flow better.

Enough about me, time for a review:

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Bella and Jacob start talking about Quil. If it sounds jarring coming from the end of the last blog, where they were talking about being human, well, it’s just as jarring reading it. Quil’s the most recent of the Quileutes to wolf out, and he’s ecstatic about it, between the strength, the speed, and the sense of family. Jacob mentions that he and Sam are the only ones who ever really felt bitter about being werewolves, and Sam got over that a long time ago. Bella asks what happened, and, hello,

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The moment Bella leaves La Push, Edward’s tailgating her. She doesn’t stop, but continues to Angela’s house. This is the day she’d promised to help Angela with her graduation cards. Basically, they’re doing nothing more than stuffing envelopes and putting addresses on them. The thing is, Angela has a lot of family members; there are a lot of envelopes to stuff and address.

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Surprise! Jacob’s the narrator of the epilogue. He manages to be even whinier than Bella. Way whinier. SERIOUSLY.

He and Leah are near a cliff somewhere. (No one’s jumping.) Although Jacob wants to be alone, Leah wants to talk to him, and he’s about as tactful as you can imagine:

“Jump off a cliff, Leah.” I pointed to the one at my feet.

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The chapter opens with Edward and Bella flying back from their trip to Jacksonville. Bella didn’t like it quite as much as she thought she would, because Renee is supposedly more insightful than Charlie and kept making uncomfortable observations about Bella’s and Edward’s relationship. Like this bit:

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With the threat of Victoria looming over her, Bella’s week isn’t the greatest. All the Cullens try to reassure her that she and Charlie are safe — there’s seven of them and one of Victoria, after all — but no matter what they say, she’s in a constant state of very low panic. Jasper can calm her down with his powers (why isn’t Bella immune to that, like with Edward’s and Aro’s mindreading and Jane’s pain projection?), but that naturally wears off once she leaves him. Part of her stress is

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Bella’s having a good time at the bonfire party. All the wolves are there, plus Sue Clearwater (the widow of Harry Clearwater, the guy who died last book), her kids Leah and Seth, Emily, and Kim, the girl Jared imprinted on. Bella notices Seth, in spite of being pretty young, is looking a lot like Jacob did before he became a werewolf, and wonders if he’ll turn out the same way. Everyone quiets down when Billy begins telling a tale, a tale of how the werewolves came to be. In other words:

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I'm sick.

Kill myself.

We have all been there. Skype won't work, Hangouts is busted, and sometimes it's an all around mess to just call someone. Both Skype and Hangouts have been causing trouble for me the past couple of months. If anyone can help, I'd appreciate it.

Ai maek post!

Anyway, slow day at work, so... here they are in all their horrible glory.

Probably I'm gonna......well, post a blog. because I'm.... well, before I turn into a turd, i will just put normal stuff.

Insanity is doing the same shit, over and over again, expecting shit to change.

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Glad no one is insane.