Pharynx: Your head being a bitch? Well, fear no more! With this great invention, all you headaches will be gone.

Pharynx: It’s called a guillotine.

Chrysalis: …

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I just noticed I have 152 followers.

And there was much rejoicing. (Monty Python RULES!)

Anyway, two chapters published today. One more still being worked on.

So, yeah.

Ciao!

Mkchief34.

I swear when ever I go and say, 'should be out tomorrow.' My computer and school say, 'No, screw you.' And now I'm going to another state for a few days and I can't bring my laptop. I'll try my best to write from my phone, but I'm not sure that'll work. Anyway I might be able to write some more today, but now I have to go finish the essay my English teacher decided that we only needed a day and a half on.

It literally just means 'normal'.

In fact, there's no need for 'cis', since we already have many terms to sum the concept up nicely:
Normal
Genuine
Natural
Biological
Healthy
Standard
Norm
Default
Regular
Intended
Real
Actual

Those words can simply be place before terms like:
Gender
Sex
Man
Woman
Male
Female
Person
People
Body

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My oh my this shall be a very interesting blog post. In fact I might add it may be just the way I see Past Sins now, compared to how I saw it back then. So to those of you who either despise, love, or somewhere in the middle with Nyx, do not worry. This isn't necessarily a rant that is meant to attack Pen Stroke or his story. It's just my own opinion towards one of the famous stories that FimFiction has to offer. So in regards this can be

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When you find a spider in your house, do you squash it, or do you get out a glass and an envelope and carefully trap it and put it outside?

if a character in a game were self aware, wouldn't that just be a self-fufilling existence? They know exactly why they exist, and they have the ability to achieve their purpose, so imagine how content they would be, as something that will be able to do the job that only it can do. Then consider a really bad game, like Sonic '06; imagine the pain of knowing that the you are doing a bad job as a character, would you fix it and risk not fufilling your known purpose in life, or would you keep doing

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So, I've been hearing about a father who wanted a Spider-Man on his son's grave but Disney couldn't give him permission.
While, of course, I'm disappointed in their decision and my sympathies are with the father and family at this time of grief...well...
This is difficult for me to say but I don't think putting Spider-Man on a child's grave would be a good idea in the first place.

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Pompeii: Chapter 2 ~ about...42% done??? give or take????? I've been all over the place, fam, ngl. I just watched the series finale bc I decided to put it off so I could cry up at school so I could disguise it as a minor breakdown and I am deceased.

Will have better cover art for it either by next Saturday or Halloween. Promise.

Adán: Real men don't molest little kids that they're babysitting. Real men forget all about the kids, that they're supposed to be babysitting...

*Crash*

Adán: Uh oh...

Adán: Well, just calmly explain to your sister about why her child is stuck where ever it is they've gotten themselves stuck this time around.

Bro: Oh God, she's going to be upset... again.

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#AdánDruegoDidNothingWrong
#IDidNothingWrong

This has nothing to do with my stories, for now, though I have more then a few good ideas. I really want my next story to live up to The Endless Cycle, you know?

Anyways, I meant life developments, summer has come to past, the vacation can never last, so wake me up when high school ends.

Yes, I’m in high school now. Geometry, Honors English, and all the fun stuff.

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English Keyboard Layout
She said: "You're going to the zoo!"

Spanish Keyboard Layout
She saidÑ [You{re going to the zoo![

German Keyboard Layout
She saidÖ ÄZouäre going to the yoo!Ä

November Leaves

To be polite about it, I wish I never wrote this story. It's a smouldering pile of twenty pounds of cack in a five pound sack that's been covered in pitch then lit on fire again. The whole idea of it, wherever it came from, should have stayed in whatever hellion dimension it resided in. The ones who read this and the only one who commented on it are right to hate it, too.

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Seems like my very quick release of a story I definitely didn't plan on releasing went pretty well.

I mean I've been sitting on that idea for like five months? But yeah seems like I tend to use Pinkie as a way to show some kind of serious tone in a funny way. s

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I heard y'all like buggos from, lets say, some author's previous work. Let's just say, and this comes as a surprise from me too, said author is gonna release another fic featuring said buggo in the morning pacific time.

With love.

~ Not Enough Coffee

Yes, I did block you on purpose, and it's not just that you personally insulted me, or believe in different things.

I blocked you because you combine a firehosing of illogical opinions masquerading as facts with a deep and profound lack of respect for anyone who disagrees with you.

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