Today, I bring some pretty sad and unfortunate news regarding our family pet, Lenny.

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Do you think ponies would like to be petted and given belly rubs by us humans?

But I can't have one because of my dad's allergies to fur.

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I joked in my thoughts about Canterlot Boutique over on the sitepost discussion that any episode containing interaction between Rarity and Opalescence gets a 10/10 from me. I’m not even really lying.

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With the possible exception of comedy, erotica is hands-down the hardest genre of writing to get right. One slip, and your perfectly crafted sex scene immediately goes tits up. As a connoisseur of fanfic, I've read many a terrible sex scene or erotic fic in my time, and have compiled a short list of the things that I personally cannot stand to see in any form of erotic prose.

IKEA Erotica

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You have Celestia and Luna flanking you on both sides as they lie down next to you. Like a true gentlemen, you pet both their manes at the same time.

Would their manes feel the same? Or would each one feel different to run your hand through?

I've been unable to do much of anything over the past week. Our beloved Roxy passed away on Tuesday.

Jewel blames himself unfairly for her death. It's been a huge struggle for him, so my concern has been more for him than anything, but I do miss her dearly.

We love you Roxy. Au revoir.

1. Shih Tzu
2. Siberian Husky
3. Pug
4. Pembroke Welsh Corgi
5. Pomeranian
6. Beagle
7. Dalmatian
8. Golden Retriever
9. Labrador Retriever
10. Samoyed

Hello my readers. As previously mentioned, Phoenix being on hiatus does not mean I stop writing. Therefore I would like to present a new story, albeit one that is mature: Sunset and Aria's Pet Playdate.

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People were put off by the 'pet' thing in the title, and the previous title was only relevant for a whole three to four chapters anyhow.

Be on the lookout for Queen of the Earth when I get around to updating it again!

Thank you for following ^.^

This might not be worthy of a blog. Okay, well, it might be. I just wanted everyone to know my displeasure with a certain... thing I've seen cropping up in people's writing.

Jason hummed. "Well, I guess things couldn't possibly get any worse."

Or,

"Hmm, well, I guess things couldn't possibly get any worse," Jason said.

Which one of those two sentences do you think flows better?

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Step one - buy husky.

Step two - bring husky puppy home.

Step three - husky sniffs around new surroundings, learns the way of the humans.

Step four - have nice things and fill your house with them.

Step five - husky tries to speak language of hooman owners, but gnaws on your hands when you don't understand.

Step six - question yourself with; ''Is it a dog on the outside but a cat on the inside?''

Step seven - clean carpets are not possible because husky sheds its coat.

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Remember that story of mine that won the writing contest? You know, the sequel to this prequel:

TAlicorn Princess

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Drama
• Horror

Your memories make you who you are. But what’s left of you when they are stolen?

• Twilight
• Spike
• Trixie
• King Sombra

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You’ll be glad to know that you haven’t seen the end of it. The reason being, the sequel is not yet complete.

That’s right! The story that already won the contest is getting extended by many more chapters. So it has been said, so it shall be written!

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Haven't seen this movie yet, but I have to say. I like the power that this kitty has

I don't know why she does this most of the time, but it's an amusing spectacle, to say the least.

So Zef challenged me to a photoshop just now. It started with me sharing a screenshot from LPS I'd used as an OOCSST once before...

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Okay, hear me out on this. 'Bottled...water'
Bonus points if you get the reference
ANYWHOZITS
My actual idea...needs some explaining.
Twilight has a pet Owl
Rainbow has a pet Turtle
Fluttershy has a pet Bunny
Rarity has a pet Cat
Pinkie has a pet Gator
Applejack has a pet Dog

Now, make these their Spirit Animals
Now give them Magic Girl Transformations
Now add plot and villains.

Twilight - Wisdom, Flight, Night Vision, Nightowl?
Rainbow - Armored, Powerful, Teenage mutant?

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I.
He was getting old.

It was his time, but my gosh it was not a peaceful death. He suffered from age-related malfunctions of his body, and had to go through a painful time before he went.

At least it's over now.

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I thought I could get this done in like, 3 maybe 5 hours. Nope. Took me over 15.

Of course, a lot of it was learning my way around Paint Studio Pro, dusting off my wacom, and redrawing several elements several times.

Severally.

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I'm doing alright, but two very good friends are not. If you're able to help or even boost these blogs, please do so. Find out everything below the break.

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