So, unfortunately, I found out all too late that meta-fics are not to be published on the site. But, I already finished the story, so I figured I might as well put it out there. Tell me what you think! WARNING: THIS STORY IS WEIRD AND STUPID.

Flurry Learns About the Parade

There have been some concerns that I am peer pressuring people....

-REDACTED

GOTH FLURRY.

GOTH FLURRY.

GOTH FLURRY.

GOTH FLURRY.

……..

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If I avoid George R. R. Martin's advice and end Twilight's Secret Journal with a Deus (or Diabolus) Ex Machina, what do you supposed the best and worst case scenarios might be, from the perspective of the characters? I have an idea.

Best Case Scenario: The Meta

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I mentioned in my previous post that I've been reviewing Fifty Shades of Neigh, which is a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. The hero, Crispian Neigh, has a dark secret. He's a Brony.

Anyway, the group that's hosting it, Rage Reviews, is marked NSFW, and some people might not be interested in going there or in the full review.

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Hope you're having fun!

I have a ton to do, but I just did a double update on Fifty Shades of Neigh in Rage Reviews. Remember, it's a NSFW group now, and there are trigger warnings for rape, violence, and sexual abuse. So I'm not providing a link--it's just that some people like to know.

Ponies often tell me "emotes don't show up in titles" as though I can't see that with my eyes, but they actually do. It's context-dependent. See:

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The following meta gag is brought to you by a sudden realizatioin from TVtropes and it was a joke I just could not pass up.

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2022 Meta (+opportunity to shape next week’s post)

Today we have a short bonus post before I take my hiatus. It may be closer to a two-week hiatus, as the next post in the series will require some high-effort rewriting. In fact, since it relies on about 40–50 video embeds, it’ll be a Fimfiction exclusive.

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This covers chapters eight of the book, which equates to eight and nine of Fifty Shades, and I've also provided a bit about Grey, which is Fifty Shades written from Christian Grey's point of view. If you haven't read it and will never read it for any one of a number of excellent reasons, you can hear it from me that it is one of the laziest things I've ever seen. It can't have been for anything other than the money, unless perhaps it's a sort of backhanded attempt at a

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So personally, I like the new FimFiction 4.0 design. However, I realize there are many that don’t. To that end, I’ve made something to help make the transition a little easier: A light userstyle to restore the beloved green menubar.

Userstyles.Org - FimFiction Green Menubar

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*Introducing Hive* “This is my ex-boyfriend.”

*Whispering* “I told you to stop calling me that!”

*Louder* “I’m his husband.”

“Aww, aren’t you just the sweetest, cutest boyfriend in the world?”

“You want something. What do you want?”

“Can Griff come over for a mommy-son sleepover?”

“Again?”

“Pleaseeeeeee?”

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[10:24:42 PM] MetaKnight145: yo
[10:25:37 PM] Stiggy: slept in like a bitch
[10:25:44 PM] Stiggy: you ready?
[10:25:59 PM] Stiggy: I'm also half deaf due to blocked up ears
[10:26:03 PM] Stiggy: like literally
[10:26:23 PM] MetaKnight145: lol
[10:26:30 PM] Stiggy: you know when you stick your fingers in your ears and everything sounds like it's been covered with pillows and is muffled?
[10:26:34 PM] Stiggy: that is my world right now

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Everyone knows one. Everyone has read one. A lot of folks have written one; I've written three or four. Sometimes they die while we're reading and then it screeches to a halt, and like cartoon characters whose car just drove over the cliff, we hover in place waiting forever for something more that doesn't come, until we look back and finally realize what's happened. Or sometimes we find its corpse lying 45 pages into the category, a gem buried in the turds of more active but far less talented

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A Comprehensive Guide to Facebook’s Ranking Algorithms for Maximizing Visibility and Engagement

Meta, the parent company of Facebook, has recently provided an updated resource that sheds light on how content is ranked across various sections of the platform, including Feed, Stories, and Reels.

In a bid to offer marketers better assistance, Meta has also introduced new tools and features aimed at improving transparency on the social network.

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*Gives Ocellus a beer*

“Congratulations on surviving the Legion of Doom, and being a kickass in general.”

”Griffy, no! She’s sixteen!”

“Oh right!”

*Gives Ocellus two beers*

“You’re a growing girl.”

“Griffy, no!”

“So, I was going through your phone while drunk last night-”

“Wai’ wha’?”

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When you come up on an episode that will probably Joss your fic, I guess you can have two different attitudes: excitement or fear. My unfinished story, Command Performance, is all about different winter holiday traditions: how different families celebrate the same holiday, and how some don't celebrate the same holidays at all. But my Pinkie already had a solution, rooted in being a party pony:

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>specifically Coup
>live in South Carolina
>has product tracking
>starts off at some carrier facility in Florida yesterday
>okay well enough
>check today
>is in a carrier facility in North Carolina
How the fuck does that make any logical sense?
To have to send something completely passing the address where it is going to, to send it to that address.

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So, I should do some explaining:

So, yeah Griff gets Meta pregnant, though he and I haven't made a blog on that yet. But when Meta does give birth, he and Griff only have one foal...but the strange part of it is that the foal is a twin in and of itself.

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