Jesus ... What have you done? My mind sometimes just scares me. Comes with strange ideas for a 2nd story around the corner, when I'm packing for my holidays. Whats wrong with me?! Seriously ... I guess only God knows.

With that being said ... I'll try to get some of this ideas together. Who knows? Maybe something good comes out. But only time will tell.

With that out of my head, I really hope I can start to relax now.

Cheers
PB Metal
\m/

Today I learned a valuable lesson about writing stories.

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literally nothing's different.

So... I watching some google translated songs stuff on YouTube. Then I remembered this that I made a while back with G4 characters
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/987152/google-translate-can-be-funny

So I decided to do it again! But with G5 ponies

Original:

1. Sunny Starscout
2. Izzy Moonbow
3. Hitch Trailblazer
4. Pipp Petals
5. Zephyrina ‘Zipp’ Storm
6. Queen Haven
7. Alphabittle Blosomforth
8. Phyliss Cloverleaf
9. Sprout Cloverleaf
10. Cloudpuff
11. Dahlia

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[9:00:47 AM] Deepthroat: I bought the wrong kind of baton
[9:03:37 AM] Deepthroat: I always buy this baguette when I go shopping
[9:03:43 AM] Deepthroat: This one is way too crispy
[9:05:08 AM] Deepthroat: Wait, I just realised
[9:05:23 AM] Deepthroat: I buy baguettes often and Raindrops likes her baguettes
[9:05:30 AM] Deepthroat: And I eat bon bons a lot
[9:05:32 AM] Deepthroat: Is
[9:05:36 AM] Deepthroat: Is my life Five Score?
[9:05:44 AM] Deepthroat: Am I gonna turn into a pony?

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Horacio - Hey, Twilight!

Twilight - Sigh. What is it this time, Horacio?

Horacio - You used to live with Princess Celestia in her castle, right?

Twilight - Yes...

Horacio - And now you are a princess with your own castle, right?

Twilight - Yes. What's your -

Horacio - So I guess the princess...

(puts on sunglasses)

Horacio - ...was moved to another castle! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Twilight - Piss off, Horacio.

It's my Birthday! And you know what that means?!

And I demand that you all... TO SIT ON MY LAP

So I was checking Kik earlier today, and I got a message from an unknown contact -- let's call her Betty Boobs. Anyway, this girl started trying to get me to go to her (doubtlessly malware-ridden) webcam show, and I decided to have a little fun with her. Unfortunately, I couldn't take any screenshots from my phone, but I've transcribed the whole thing here for your entertainment!

Her: wanna chat with a bored, single 23/f?

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Okay so, Shelbythehedgehog112 was playing Fallout 4 and happened upon a glitch out of John Carpenters The Thing, and decided to share it with me. Of course I offered to share it with all of you. According to her, its what happens when your character goes into Power Armor. Not quite as scary as the 1982 remake but funny to look at. Oh Bethesda, thank you for patching Fallout 4 even less than Skyrim.

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Over the time I been on fimfiction, I've had many a user say to me you're not funny. Saying such things as 'your stories are stupid, have bad grammar, have bad punctuation' and blah blah blah.

I know my humor is idiotic and at the very bottom of the barrel, so I can fully understand you wanting to avoid stupid stories like mine. By all means you can call me unfunny, but I think (hope at least) that many a user finds me.... Bendy funny.

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As the title may suggest, my life has been kinda wild of late. Details after the break.

A lot of details.

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Fro those of you guys who keep whining about my grammar being messed up, try to learn some Hungarian (Picture after the break)

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Hey guys a new comedy story was posted im tempted to involve shia labeouf somehow...check it out
The Honorable Princess Judge Twilight Sparkle

I was so amused by this that I had to share it somehow.

"Are there ponies called Princess Cake, Vermillion Moon, Bubbles Bumpty or Sugar-Eye? No, but there should be."

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So, as I've been taking a break in recent weeks from the fimdom while I await some updates on a couple fics, I have been reading incredible amounts of other fan fiction. Due to this, I thought I'd share some of the funniest lines I've read in them. This list will probably update fairly often. Warning: Several of these will be fairly long, and may not make complete sense out of context. I will include a brief explanation, but it is up to you to read it.

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As the title says!
Go here to make us miserable for 2 whole hours! >>> https://www.twitch.tv/miksnipe

Also, if you have questions you'd like to ask our guest (us in this case), you can put them in the twitch chat or in the BarCast Discord chat, just @mention one of us.

Link to game. This is seriously a real thing.

HEY THERE, ALL OF YOU CHRISTIAN GAMERZ!

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