The good news: last week's thing is done. Remember the new recap schedule; you'll see the fruits of your labor condensed in a more streamlined presentation next month when the new installment is set for riffing.

Bad news: our plans were for a shuffle of bad crossover romance fics, but we couldn't find any that were A. short enough, B. bad enough, and C. not straight-up porn.

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We interrupt this episode of Pokégod with this important message!

A loophole in Nintendo's Wi-fi Connection has been found which allows you to connect to their servers, despite their supposed shutdown for DS era games. This means that you'll be able to access online features, and in a truely bizzare twist of fate, download Mystery Gifts for Gen 4 and 5 pokemon games!

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I did nothing!

I completely forgot and procrastinated through the entire months and didn’t write anymore of my main story.

You are welcome.

Why?

Because it stinks!

That is all I have to say.

Okay, for a long time now, two years I think it's been, known this certain writer. RuinQueenofOblivion and she's pretty much become like a second sister to me. And last year, failed to get her a proper birthday gift. This year, I aim to change that. Namely by doing this, actually. Yes, I know a review of a fic probably isn't that much of a gift but given I'm short on cash at the moment and even if I wasn't it'd be a moot point as I don't know her exact address (All I know is it's in 'Bama

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Tis the day for giving head to your significant other.

All for the price of a few measly chocolates.

Remember, boys and girls: 69 is more than fine, but take turns twice as often.

Brb, gonna jerk off and watch cartoons.

Hello my friends, and an early Happy Thanksgiving.

This is a multi-layered letter to you all, one which will begin with pragmatism and close with offering you a personal Thanksgiving message. The first part is something that’s really been on my heart to address in a (hopefully) helpful way: what the lockdown is doing to us, and what things we can do about it.

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The last chapter is now published

With that, the triangle of Fluttershy + Celestia + Discord has been completed.

Here’s the whole sitting saga:

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Well hello Everpony, it's Flare Blitz and as for why it's because Pen is tired and wanted me to write this blog for him, but he found somepony and he felt like he should introduce her. So without anymore delays the trio who'll be assisting me in our blog posts and shall be the bane in my existence for all eternity.

Baby Twi

Hiya

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Okay, so today marks my one year anniversary here on FIMfiction.Net. Originally, as some of you may or may not know, my plan was to release a massive open to anyone collab story about what would happen if a character from the show, any character, came to your house for a week. Well, as it turns out, I'm a horrific procrastinator and so I couldn't even get my chapter written, so that plan failed spectacularly. So, anyways, I've made a lot of friends on here, far too many for them to list, and

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Or who like listening to interpretations of the text by another who brings a new life to the story.

For about the last three years, the last line of my story ideas document has held five words. Right at the bottom, at the very end of the 'crossovers' section (I've never written a crossover, and have only enjoyed reading a single one, so you can see just how low-priority they are for me), it says:

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Howdy folks!

I just thought I'd give a little signal boost to a new story by Horizon, You Remind Me of You. I helped him edit it for the "A Two-Faced Charade" competition (up until the very deadline, in fact), and I think it is a story with a really interesting central premise.

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So, out of pure curiosity, which do you think is worse - showering with only cold water, or showering with only hot water?

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There seems to be a lot of crap going on at the moment with me…stuff I let pile up and stuff coming up. While easily more than half my followers and friends hope against hope that King Sombra has something to do the Crystal Empire’s weather mishap, I aggressively ignored putting hope in my heart while keeping busy on FIMFiction.

I’ve always had a problem with pacing myself.

Proofreading

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First off:

Secondly:

Thirdly:

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First, it's not called Apples Don't Care anymore. It is now called House of Horny Horses. Thanks for the new title, Mad Mew Mew.

I've also moved specific chapter fetishes to the story desrcription and spoilered them, so that there aren't spoilers in the chapter titles, and made the fetish lists more accurate.

That is all. Have a barely (site) legal Silverstream.

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Describe me in about 10-15 words.

I'm sure there are worse, but for me personally the Joker was and kinda still is the most terrifying villain ever created. I mean, you can throw monster villains from horror films at me, but the Joker is a completely different kind of monster, one born from just one day day.

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