I have no New Years plans, besides the usual watching the ball drop and getting piss drunk, so I'm gonna say normal operations are resuming. However, Poker Night will have to be put on hold for the moment. I lost the notebook I use to keep track of how the game goes, so until I find it I can't do anything with this except flesh out what I'm tentatively calling Daytime Events, which is basically the after-effects of each Night.

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Hey what's up gamers it's your boy CamoBasher, and today the trailer for Godzilla Vs. Kong I'm drunk off my ass after having a Grasshopper so I'mma do a reaction blog post on my fimfiction.com. I nearly had a heart attack watching the climax to King of The Monsters cuz it was so hype and it left me so stoked I wrote a story about a hydra and posted on FictionPress cuz that's where original writers go to instead of focusing solely on pony garbo, so anyway I've been waiting for the follow-up

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I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH A GRETA BIG HUG AND FHFHJEUDJSHDIS! NANANANANANNANANANA

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This... has been a thing that has bothered me for a number of years.

I won't go into everything here and now, but after lots of thought and convincing, I'm finally deciding to go through with a print project of MLD. So this sounds like a grand, awesome idea right? Neat, maybe. Or some of you could care less.

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Some have asked for it, and I've been laughing about it for a bit. A whole lot of booty jokes and booty-related jokes. And demeaning and tearing down Rainbow Dash's femininity.

And thus another teaser, in a form of a meme.

the drunkedness onluy last 3 hours. I hope don't get alcohil poisoning. There's spmeone I really love. asorry that I';m in this pathetic state,. I rsalmly love oyu, I'll be normaL t 9:00 if I don tget alcohol poisoning. You make me so happy. Don't follow my examole. I feel like shit. I don't even feel lke doing the deed I just want to see you. Imma get liver cancer. I feel like shjit. Booze doesn't juge. I'm super sorry. i hate bneung in this state. I love youm moter thsm words

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The words 'cute' or 'endearing' aren't exactly words one uses to describe the filmography of Paul Thomas Anderson, a director whose filmography is known for its cynical and, at times, pessimistic look at human nature. These words are also not ones I'd use to describe Adam Sandler, a man whose 'films' generally consist of a vulgar sludge of lowest brow humor that would make a caveman want to destroy any and all traces of them.

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-Pencil

EDIT: AND IT'S DONE. I WROTE THE THING! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/320608/father-of-the-centaury
Hahahahahahelpme.

So, for anyone who actually enjoyed or at least had feels with When You Least Expect It, you'll be happy to know that I've almost finished its one-part sequel. I was tempted to do it in two parts and, you know, I may tack on an additional bit if the mood strikes me. But as of now it's looking like it'll be maybe 5k words, will have mild sexual content (enough to have an M tag, but nothing too far), and will give you a

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I love you. Only because you might not have heard today. So I'll say it again... I love you. Constant reader, occasional browser, Mister Miser, I love you. On this day, where everything seems on flames... I love you.

Just a reminder for those who have not seen it, this is the sneak peek link.

Password is password

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Okay. I'm really starting to hate this whole 'Anti-Corporate' sentiment of today. I'm not pro-corporate, I'm fairly neutral on that ground. But I think it's incredibly self-defeating. Almost every anti-corporate comment I've found on various media sites point towards only one thing- Rage.
It's rage against a system that doesn't exist.
Most problems in corporations are rarely ever solely down to greed or hatred.

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Well I'm back as I said, feeling quite buzzed as the credits to the MLP movie are about done rolling. I'll try to make my thoughts on the whole thing coherent, but before I ramble on I will say this upfront: I was not all that offended by this film. In fact, it was okay. (Most of) The new characters introduced, the new locations, some of the songs I quite liked. That may be the alcohol talking and I may have different thoughts when I sobered up, but I'll give this movie a 7.5/10. Not that great

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IN WHICH I BACKSLID BUT ATTEMPT TO RECOVER
Art is a reflection of life. Sometimes real life imitates art. This happens to me more than I like. So, here's Perfume.

I have yet to see all the MVs they've made over the last decade, to say nothing of their amazing live shows. So you'll be getting more of these lovely ladies from me, like it or not. Anyway, confession time...

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... and it doesn't look that shitty yet, but I may be biased due to being drunk. Even my champagne has vodka in it, so don't expect me to be reliable source on how 2017 is like.

Hmm, I wonder which celebrity kicks the bucket first?

Also, who cares that celebrities have died in 2016? Many of them were probably born in it, we just don't know about it yet...

I promise you I'm not drunk.

So, with all this talk about "Rise of Skywalker" (which I have still yet to see) and it got me wanting to watch the Family Guy Star Wars episodes (which I hadn't seen since "It's A Trap" aired). Which seems kinda weird, because, I'm like "when was the last time I watched a full Family Guy episode and not just a compilation video on YouTube?"

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Is the act of being so terribly bad at being an adult that you have to literally hit the reset button and try again in later stage of life.