Hi everyone!

Just a quick announcement that, due to external circumstances such as a crippling writer's block regarding this story, I realized that I needed a fresh start with EL.

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Holy SHIT you guys did a lot to "A Demons Love." I'm surprised this many of you trudged through for as long as you did. Fucking TROOPERS.

Well, your diligence is being rewarded tonight. We've come to the end of "A Displaced Monster" at last. Soak this up while you can.

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IN WHICH I MAKE A DECISION AND CHANGE SH!T
Now that the calendar date has officially changed in my time zone (that'd be Central Time, a.k.a. GMT-6), I feel justified to barf out another blogpost. This one has three different short topics. Here's the first:

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Or Halloween, whatever.

Have I ever mentioned how much I think dismembered people look cool in fiction?

It's nothing I ever would wish upon another living being mind you (except possibly myself, but I don't go down that mental road due to how impulsive of a human being I am~) but many of the fictional characters I've made up outside of MLP are things like:

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I like writing my most recent story, however I'm at a sort of standstill. I want to try something different with it so it doesn't grow stale, both for reading and writing purposes. I don't know. But I also feel like like that's kind of cheating and so I have some reservations.

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So, the show is officially over. Its time has come. I'll definitely say this:

I can't believe they reformed Starlight. What a battle!

GUYS DREAMS DO COME TRUE! I JUST FOUND PINEAPPLE FRUIT CUPS IN THE BASEMENT! GUESS WHO'S CHOWING DOWN ON THOSE LITTLE SHITS! MM YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M GOING TO EAT ONE NOW AND ONE AT LUNCH TOMORROW! IF I WANT TO SNACK ON JUNK FOOD TOO BAD I'M GONNA BE EATING THOSE FRUIT CUPS AND SLURPING THAT JUICE IMMA MAKE DAMN SURE THAT MY GENITAL SECRETIONS TASTE LIKE CANDY THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE GODS

Aside from being lonely, life is pretty good. Last night, I went to a dance class for the first time in forever. It went much better than I thought it would and I had a lot of fun. I'm happy but am still in that off mood. I won't drink anymore to make it go away, so I'm forced to deal with my emotions. I wish that I could see my friends more often. I thought I'd be a hell of a lot more social now that I have my license, but I was wrong. My mind keeps telling me that I'm not

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Audio version by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance.

A guy once tried to choke me and then begged for sex, and that’s just the third most horrible confession I’ve gone through. A girl in my high school refused to go out with a guy unless he stabbed his own arm with three needles to show his love. One of my teachers had to go to the hospital on New Year’s because she got a champagne bottle stuck to her vagina.

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bcuz i'm fking hilarious

also i posted this in her server so like u should totally join and see it in all it's glory or something (ask Ixu for the invite)

Keep an eye out for it!

God, my friends are gonna be angry at me for this one.

But don’t worry! They’ll be angry, like. In a sexy way.

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You'll notice I never ask for donations, always loans. That's probably my pride talking. As you know if you follow my blogs, my boss recently cut my hours from 36/week to 12/week, because I'm a whole-ass mess. Hopefully, if I perform well this week as I have the past few weeks, she'll bump me at least partway back up, but in the meantime, I'm broke as a joke. Forget CiderFest, I need to finish paying what is now last month's rent. Actually, I have, at least the rent itself. The $50 late fee is

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I will most likely not be writing them, but that doesn't mean you can't. Snow (may he rest in peppers) set a really good tone for Celestia in this story, and I know I will 100% fuck that up. The Celestia I originally planned to write was much different from his, but I'm glad things turned out how they did because I like his Celestia way more.

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This is how I have to do my schoolwork every day now.

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Once again I rise from my dark slumber to share holiday cheer with the lot of you and someone in particular

EWhat Do You Get for the Mare Who Has Everything?

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Maud attempts to help Cheese find a very special Hearth's Warming gift for Pinkie Pie. Together they will endure glitter bombs, sound advice, stand-up comedy, musical numbers, chaos, and fondue, all to give Pinkie Pie the best Hearth's Warming ever.

• Pinkie
• Rarity
• Discord
• Cheese Sandwich
• Maud Pie

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It's time for Jinglemas! Next year, you all should try to join in. This is a great event, and I'm happy to participate every year.

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I started catching up on what I could yesterday when I saw the crazy amount of notifications I had accumulated. It's certainly going to take me a while and then some to read all of the stories that were published recently. I'm not doing too good; I'll have a blog about that sooner or later. Until then, know that I have some updates for Marigold's story that have been edited and are waiting for readers. The story is nearing the minimum length for a novel and has had so much effort poured into

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Jim Sterling is a man. And he is quite a man when it comes to video games. Jim Sterling is a YouTuber who does video games on his channel. Oh, you say that isn't interesting? That everyone does that pretty much on YouTube now? Well, you're right, but Jim Sterling has one thing that a lot of those other folks don't have.

He has a stern and nigh unchangeable belief that video games are works of art. And...he's right.

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