Quick update-refresh-whatever, wastelanders....

I've decided I wanted to add something else to the tops of the chapters.

For those who do not want to go through the previous entries again, please see the below. This is what has been shared so far.

My Dearest Subjects, here and abroad.
I never wanted to be revered. That was never my goal.

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Except I'll be in person this time. Y'all will get to hear my voice for once, and ask me cool stuff. Just join the group and ask ANYTHING about writing, memes, my life, or whatever. Please no lewd things. You'll get to hear my disappointment in humanity live or when it goes up on Youtube. That's right, putting me on youtube finally makes me a real gamer. I think that's how it works.

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I'll have to keep it a secret for a few months since it's a gift, but it is so beautiful! It looks like something that you can buy at a store. My mom says that it looks like something I could sell for $20 or $400 if it's at an anime convention. It sounds like a good idea, but there's no way I can sell these things. It took me two days to make it by hand, and I put my love in every stitch. I'm not making these for just anyone; my hands would fall off if I

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So, it's 2022 now. We'll have to see how this one goes--there does seem to be something of an unfortunate trend with the 2020s thus far.

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So, fun fact, I've watched Nomadland recently.

Okay, I lied, it's not really fun. Still a fact that I've watched it though, so that's not a complete lie. I don't think I could lie to anyone completely if I tried, and believe me, I tried.

It's actually what makes me a great liar, in fact—you slip in just the tiniest bit of the truth, your verisimilitudinous OxyContin, then everyone will believe everything you say, hook, line and sinker.

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Do YOU like romance? Do YOU like Luna? Do YOU like an unconventional portrayal of Dr. Whooves and a unique twist on a story you've heard before?

If you answered yes to any of the above, then have I got a cute little fic for you! Fully completed, sitting at a comfortable 8k words, with humor, a love song, and a refreshingly different take on a classic MLP tale, I'd Only Dream Of You is waiting for you!

TI'd Only Dream Of You

• MLP: FiM
• Romance

Every time Luna falls asleep, her lover vanishes. Every morning, she must find who he's replaced.

• Sex
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Doctor Whooves
• Nightmare Moon

Silent Whisper · 8.7k words  ·  162  2 · 1.2k views

Okay, hi everyone. It's Pi Day. I forgot about that and had no pie today. Then again, maybe I should blame dyscalculia again. I have no clue. I've been... not doing so well? I'unno. Ice Star is a bitter bean. Not much is new. What will be new is a new chapter of Enemy of Mine that I am close to done with, writing stage-wise.

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So if I'm snarky/rude or giddy/slap-happy, I purely blame my lack of sleep last night. And the night before. And the night before that. And so on. I... am a light sleeper. If I hear-a-loud-noise/feel-something/see-a-bright-light, I will likely wake up. It also takes an hour or so of staying still to get to sleep... Blegh, it doesn't help when a certain someone I will not name decides to watch a movie/tv at normal volume.

I made the surprising discovery the other day that Deviantart User 96paperkuts has published some amazing fanart for Cyclosa over on her Amino account. I've seen the artist's work over on Derpibooru rather often and I've always quite enjoyed her style, so having a scene from one of my stories done in it is obviously pretty flattering.

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So last year, when October came rolling in, I wanted to do a comedic 'Nightmare Night Special' chapter for Truthseeker. It would have revolved around Lyra freaking out because she was certain that, it being Nightmare Night, something bad was bound to happen, while all the rest of the Owls knew that nothing ever happens on Nightmare Night. I dropped it because by the gods, I cannot write comedy it was dumb filler. Instead, I released a pair of horror stories that no

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Comedy is subjective.

—Someone with no taste.

If you folks know anything about me – and you do, as I have no idea what concepts like “privacy” or “shame” are – you know I like comedy. I keep writing comedy, I keep writing about comedy, and I’ve gone out of my way to make my life a total joke just to be thematically consistent.

With this in mind, and seeing how this website could always do with more good comedies, I’m happy to introduce—

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I've just spent about two hours reading through Humility, and damn do I want to write for it again.

So I'm, uh, gonna start doing that soon.

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A Spring Story

Source

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

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It's a bit of a cliché to say it, but a lot can happen in a year.

I'm not going to get into most of what has happened, because it's boring. The big announcement is that I've moved home, back up to near my parents and the rest of my family, which means no more Birmingham (and no more cheap chocolate from the cadbury factory, alas).

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Another one of the stories in my bookshelves disappeared, this time from my favorites. The worst part is I can’t tell which one it was so I could at least go check FimFetch without searching for hours and hours.

It’d be pretty cool if there could be some kind of notifications about stories being taken down so that they could be downloaded beforehand or something like that.

RIP in pepperoni that story, I’ll have to track it down some other time.

I wanna write, but I'm stuck on a few of them, so I'm gonna take some prompts on my tumblr account. I'm gonna do Sombrapie, but I'll do some other ships, too, since I'm multi-shipping trash.

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PETA asked Games Workshop to make Warhammer fur-free.

So, there are apparently people in the world who are appaled by killing virtual animals for virtual furs, and you still wonder why 2016 looked the way it looked...

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Hey, guys!

So I haven't been very active in blog posts 'n stuff lately. Been a lot of real life stuff keeping me busy, namely actually spending time with my friends (cause, you know, that's what this show is all about promoting and stuff) and a girlfriend and stuff. And stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.

But you guys don't care about that, nor will I bore you with it. You're here for horse words. And wouldn't you know, I have some for you.

Soon:

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