My Little Pony: The Movie (Review) · 1:26am Oct 8th, 2017
Note: The main review contains several spoilers. However, I'll be putting a shorter review at the end that contains no spoilers.
The Plot
Note: The main review contains several spoilers. However, I'll be putting a shorter review at the end that contains no spoilers.
The Plot
Hello everyone! So, now that I've finished Frozen Family, the sequel to Frozen Friendship, I am going to be posting a new story. It is... technically another Disney parody story, but also not. You'll find out what that means when it comes out. I will give you a preview: the main characters are going to be four bad eggs, who have a chance to be good, and one prince of a fellow to help them along. And it's going to be a storm of a story. So stay tuned!
0/10 - AWFUL (unsalvageable, never should have been made, wouldn't recommend to anyone)
1/10 - HORRIBLE/BORING (tedious, hurts to watch, a bore, no reason to watch him/her, whatever positive things about him/her are tiny and not enough)
2/10 - VERY BAD (slightly less terrible, maybe there were one or two things you liked kept him/her from being a 1 but still very painful)
Spoilers below the cut!
I am literally Diane Nguyen. I get really ineffectually angry about things I can't change, I'd fuck a horse, a dog, or a buffalo if they could give informed consent, I'd be happier if I'd get off my high horse and write middle grades, I used to be slim and got fat on anti-depressants, and I'm not Vietnamese.
Alternate universe me with my ex-husband.
Sorry for the late reviews. I went on a sorta vacation this past week and took it easy. But here I am to give my thoughts on the two most recent episodes of MLP.
Dungeons And Discords: Could be fun, but the fact that it's a Discord episode has me leery
Buckball Season: I don't give a crap. I really don't. Moving on
The Fault In Our Cutie Marks: Ooh, could be interesting, and I like that they're addressing one of the show's unanswered questions from all the way back in Season 1.
Viva Las Pegasus: This one should be fun.
In this week's episode of MLP, the Map sends Twilight and Fluttershy into the Smokey Mountains to end a feud between two families on opposite sides of a valley. However, Twilight quickly learns that she may not be as prepared for this as she thought...
We all know Comic Con is going on there on San Diego and crazy news are happening! First of all the BEST:
Called it mother buckers! I SAID IT! And I'm sooooo happy and excited! Fuck this season finale will be EPIC. But now *cough* lemme stop fangirling and pass the other important news from there:
Tomorrow's episode starts with Rainbow Power and Luna going Nightmare Moon Mode
OKAY REAL TALK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TODAY'S EPISODE THEN GO WATCH IT FIRST BECAUSE
THE GAME HAS CHANGED.
Our favorite fillies have discovered their talents.
And it happens to be helping others with their talents.
Alrighty, so we got another Crusader episode today. I wasn't expecting much- Crusader episodes often feeling subpar to me, with the sole exception being Flight to the Finish in season 4.
Boy was I surprised. More after the break.
Spoilers below for the episode!
First of all, before I spoil anything, let me get this out of the way:
There! Now...
OHMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!
The episode opens with a song. Cool! I mean, that doesn't happen a lot! In fact, the last time that happened was...
Twilicorn.
Huh. Should have been our first clue that something big was about to go down.
Spoilers below the cut! You've been warned!
Well this...honestly isn't going to make it into my Top 3 season premieres. It wasn't completely awful, but it also didn't impress me. It was an interesting concept for an episode, but they did quite a few things wrong. Overall I give it a modest 4/10. Probably wouldn't watch again, but that doesn't mean it was completely bottom tier.
In this week's episode of MLP, Rarity and Pinkie Pie are sent to Canterlot by the Cutie Map. There, they find a struggling father-daughter restaurant and decide to help the pair. But Rarity and Pinkie Pie soon find themselves disagreeing about how to go about improving the restaurant.
Here's a link to a vector of a scene from Fallout Equestria: Our Will. The scene is from Chapter 11: Recovery when Sienna meets Sky. Hope you enjoy! Let me know what you think!
So I haven't exactly put out much work over the last few months. I'm really sorry about that; between my laptop breaking all the time, the freelance work piling on, and general ennui and angst, I've been dragging my feet like a snail getting drunk on molasses. And not even good molasses, but the sludgy kind your grandma put away in the back of her cupboard fifty years ago and promptly forgot about. Now there's gunk everywhere and the slimy gurgling vermin are caught in a sucky deathtrap like