Previously, on The Hat Man's blog posts...

Hats: You guys want an Applejack chapter or a shipping chapter?

Readers: Applejack!

Hats: Okay.

A few Readers: And later on, more shipping! Twilight x Gadget is yummy!

Hats: Twilight x what now?

A few Readers: Doooo eeeeeet!

Hats: No! Look, you want it so bad, if one of you write a Twilight x Gadget fic, then I'll put it on my blog post, okay?

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... and I may have just talked not only myself but a collaborator into some impromptu livewriting performance art.

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Heya readers and, in all likelihood, moviegoers!

For his reward, Somber Star asked/allowed me to get some thoughts out of my brain concerning the current state of movies, of which I have many, but specifically we’re going to talk about “franchising” and how it’s literally destroying everything ever.

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I managed to keep my word. A new chapter is up, thankfully, and another one will be posted next week. I hope you enjoy.

They've got a rather two dimensional house, and a rather large flat-screen TV which is elevated up so you can see it through their glass front door.

I look in, and notice there's robes and a wizard hat on the screen.

I stand in my driveway, staring. A few moments later, it zooms out, and fireworks!

Yup, it's Trixie.

Apparently my neighbors are watching the season 6 finale of MLP as I write this. And not a version with commercials, either, so not on TV.

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I've never really looked at my own body of work and tried to suss out a general theme. As far as I know, I don't really have an identity as far as what I write, at best having one for how I write. I don't know that you could sum my work on Fimfiction up in one sentence, the way you could say that Majin Syeekoh writes irreverent comedy with intermittent navel-gazing, or that Carapace and friends write fluffy romances about the contrast between sour and sweet. Of course, if you can, feel free. I

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Hey! Y'all remember how, a couple of times upon a time, I did a drunkwriting thing? Grabbed some fellow authors for an impromptu real-time story collaboration marked by poor judgment and/or alcohol poisoning?

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Evictus blocked me

I don't know why it took almost 300 goddamn stories to do it

But this is now a thing

Please don't take this blog seriously

It has been a while since I put out one of these, but I’ve been reading up a storm in the last few days and decided to stop being lazy and start writing reviews again. I’ve got about half of another review set done at this point as well, so hopefully I’ll have more soon. Possibly even some stories, as I have a couple which are presently in editing stages.

But enough of the future, it is time for the recent past!

Today’s stories:

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This color, to be more specific. My day has been pretty good. I ate a bagel sandwich with cream cheese and prosciutto. Have I ever told you that I like to fuck bagels? I'm bad, I'm bad, I know.

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i want some tea

Whenever an author updates a linear story with a chapter placed earlier than what was the latest chapter before it makes my mind lose grasp of where the heck the story was going.

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Bronycon 2019 was the last of its kind. I was there. I can tell you all about it.

Let’s hype the fuck out of this.

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Woo!

So, yeah, that's nice.

I'm glad people liked the story. It was a bit of a tough one for me to write.

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I'm in the middle of writing a fic (suprise, suprise; I'm always in the middle of a fic), and it struck me how awful my first ever story on FimFiction was. Honestly, it was absolutely terrible. Let me just go ahead and list my top five of the biggest mistakes any author can make:

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I'll tell you what's great:

Nachos and salsa. Old El Paso style.

Even better with some mature cheddar cheese and melted together in a microwave. Mmm. Everytime you go out somewhere and nachos are on the menu, go for it, dude!

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>notices the recommended

>with the dialogue it's over hour longer

>nop

As y’all probably know, ROBCakeran53 and I hang out a bunch, and as y’all likely also know, SuperTrampoline and I have collabed on a couple of shipfics. Some of y’all (especially Bad Horse) also know that sometimes I’ll fold like a cheap suit when called out on Fimfiction, especially if told not to do something.

TPetunia Paleo and the Giant Coprolite

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Mystery
• Slice of Life

Petunia Paleo makes a discovery in the Badlands which turns Equestrian Paleontology on its ear.

• Other
• Petunia

Admiral Biscuit · 1.1k words  ·  126  9 · 1.5k views

Don’t get any ideas; I’m older and wiser now.

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I finished chapter two for Vitam and am trying to switch back to Apples, Oranges, and PokeHearts. Mostly I am not certain what happens next. I have a big list of things that should happen at some point but yeah, which is next is the question. If anyone wants to help me choose I am more than willing to chat via pm. I really have too many characters for this story. One of my items on the list is introduce the other half of the town...there are currently 30 named characters in my notes and there

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