Hey everyone its been a good minute since I've made a blog post and...
oh oh Noah are you writing another one of your blog thingys
*Sigh* yes pinkie I've decided to make posts like this so people can see what i do for a living.
What sit in front of the computer and do nothing?
Oh yeah Dagi whens the last time you went out and did something?
He dos have a point we arn't exactly active people?

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A while ago I wrote a post about the T-V distinction, and mentioned how the Quakers used thou instead of you with everyone to be "humble", and because the King James Version of the Bible used it for addressing individuals in the second person. Everyone else found it overly familiar and super-rude because thou had historically

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Introduction

I generally liked this episode, which had something important to say about sub-cultural variance in Equestria and how customs can vary even among kin. There are some interesting questions raised by the story, however.

I. What Is the Nature of the Choosing/Pairing Stone?

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Rarity Investigates: A fun, noiresque episode starring Best Pony. The Wonderbolts continue to be presented in a less than ideal light, but most of that is due to Pony Gilderoy Lockhart. 4/5 bottles of cologne.

Made In Manehattan: Coco Pommel! A tragic end to AJ's hat! An interesting moral! Theater Troupe Hipster Ponies! RARIJACK UNDERTONES OUT THE WAZOO! 5/5 tacky hat stands.

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I need a equestria girls version of my OC Eric Hoofer (Image provided below) I would like him in a 1940's detective suit complete with Suit, Duster coat, Fedora, cigarette, revolver, The Braid on his tail can be designed to be a pocket watch, and a stoic depressed look on his face in a rainy backdrop. Its for my new Crime Noir story coming out.

Eric Hoofer:

Rainbow won't kiss my friend, Applejack
Rarity won't play ball
Pinkie Pie won't share her friend, Fluttershy
Doesn't anybody live at all?

Vinyl won't leave me empty handed
Got her number from a bathroom stall
Sunset just got way too much baggage
And that shit just gets old

But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go

She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow

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First blog of the new year? First blog of the new year.

Well, my goal of twenty-four stories in 2016 is off to a good start, it seems. Less than ten days into the new year, I've got a story ready to publish!

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Well, it looks like Twilight has finally grown utterly tired of all of Pinkie Pie's shenanigans. I mean, it's probably not the best idea to frustrate an almighty alicorn princess, after all!

Find out more about what in Equestria I'm talking about below the break...

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I have had Pinkie Pie's Smile Song stuck in my head all day, and the worst part was that I couldn't sing along because I was at work, where there are other people...

I hope you all choke on it.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
23:55_8/10/2015

Ok so everyone is doing these and it made me curious what my loyal fans and friends think of me so please.

Deacribe me in 10 words.

So chapter 1 of my story is being reviewed right now and if it passes it will be posted when it passes. Never the less i am EXTREMELY NERVOUS right now in the past my stories have been racked through the mud by some unsavory jealous people. However this story i feel confident about cause its a story thats hardly ever done. Now granted when it comes to redemption stories for EQG its usually about Sunset so hopefully mine is unique and dare i say "Unheard of". Regardless i'm still very nervous

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Hey guys, so I have a Deviant Art also if you ever want to see more then just my literature. I will post drawings of ponies, pokemon, and League of Legends, since that account isn't ponies I will just write about. Anyway my new avatar is actually a drawing that I drew of the Alicorn Amulet as a pony. My Deviant Art well is the same username as this account: theflaminggay,

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Keeping it real, Royal Sisters style!

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Ok so I have been hooked on a Game called Fire Emblem Awakening and I'm excited for Fire Emblem Fates but I got the idea for a fire emblem mlp crossover. Since each game has different characters this should be quite easy. But I want your opinion my 48 loyal fans. Do you wanna see a Fire Emblem mlp crossover? Comment below on ideas and thoughts on this story idea, also should i use real characters or do my first all OC story?

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Well, trying to be a busy little beaver dragon this week and spend my free time doing productive things instead of browsing the Internet and wasting time procrastinating. It is invigorating to throw myself into things, and I wonder just what it is that keeps trying to pull me back into the petty and frivolous when I could be doing far more enjoyable things.

Is it base human nature?

Is it fear of actually trying?

Is it just the ease of consuming the easily digested?

Ah, well.

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That curious moment when you realize you've been doing something for around five months nonstop.

And I'm not about to stop! We've got a good selection today, folks.

Stories for This Week:

You Cannot Give Up Again by Selbi

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Hello all! I've been sick the past few weeks, plus school. More vignettes are in the works and trying to get past my block on Ruby Palace. At about Chapter 30 right now. While those get work on, I decided to post some of the artwork, like the wingbanners, that I have gotten made. The artist, Drytil, has recently added new designs. I've commissioned more (can't wait to get them) and I have a wide variety already, but

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Hello everypony and yeah, you read all of that title right. We are back this month with so much stuff from the Hoodwinked's grand return to Journey To Hearth's Warming continuing it's epic and Something Very Wrong With Canterlot also getting more chapters. Plus, I'm planning a one shot sometime this month as well. No spoilers as I'm still working on it. As for the rest, I'm going to go ahead and give you all the schedule.

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