Just pretend this isn't over a lava river or something

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Oh, god...

I just...

I mean...

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Yep, 'nother one. This is an idea that came up a few years ago that I just never got around to even starting on, and at this point, I'm sure I just never will. To the literary catacombs we go!

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It went pretty well. I had to get a filling and the dentist told me he was going to shoot novacane into my mouth. I immediately thought of this song:

Then I thought of this one when the shit started to kick in:

Other than that, my day has been pretty chill. I hope you guys are well!

So I had this whole big spiel planned out, but on second thought, I think I can condense this all to a much shorter list of bullet points.

-MLP, I have recently realized, is not the show I keep wanting it to be. To be brutally honest, it's pretty shallow.
-The characters do have some depth to them, but it's not as much as people claim, and they don't develop so much as their personality shifts depending on the writer and the season.

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So there's been ... an awful lot going on in my life lately. And as is usual for me when there's an awful lot to say, I lock up and go silent, and nothing gets said. Alas, this is not the State of the Author post where I catch everyone up — I'm still working my way up to that one. At least I can break my silence with this in the meantime.

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>think gay thoughts
>sometimes think Dislestia thoughts
>other times think Lunbra thoughts
>pepsi is better than coke
>Yakko
>this laptop is stoopid
>TAKE A BREAK RUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER
>HONEY WHATCHU WAITING FOR
>where's nagi she needs her salad slap
>THERE RIGHT THERE
>GAY OR EUROPEAN
>Sassbra
>1 divided by 0
>fekkin sleep dammit
>i s t h i s t h e r e a l l i f e
>cats
>more cats
>gawd cats are adorable
>memes
>more gay thoughts
>gayer thoughts

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Author. Yes, you, author. Come here. I am most upset.

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I was going to make this last night, but I got trashed at an Xmas party and kind of passed out as soon as I got home. Apparently I didn’t do anything too stupid, though. I called my mom to check and she said I was mostly fine. Just a lot of talking in my sleep on the ride home.

But anyway, back to celebrating my fourth year on the site. And boy howdy was this an eventful year for me.

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I'm very, very sorry. A declaration like that typed out on a phone in front of a river is very scary. As an author who wanted to have his blog either be for comedy or stories, I feel it was very rude to drop that out of nowhere.

Also, not dead.

Another leak it seems, but it's fun to have some additional pony stuffs for the week. Without further ado, delving right into it.

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Yep, you heard me right. Randome, one of the world's laziest people, is going to get to work on some things. Why did you think I only had two stories, and never mentioned plans for other ones? I knew I'd start them, and never finish them. But for once, I'm going to be productive and do some things. See y'all around, after I get to work on some stories and art.

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So, I made the schedule, and I try to follow it as best as i can, otherwise I would never ever EVER have written almost 200k words, but sometimes stuff just happens.
That stuff being my group mate's loading a lot of work my way, not that I mind, I rather like doing this stuff, but it has been very time consuming, and coupled with what I think is a writer's block, I haven't written very much. I'm not going to be able to make it till Sunday. I need more time.

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I blame the PMS.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/open-gently/201310/36-questions-bring-you-closer-together

Bronycon 2019 lasted four days.

This is what that was like.

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This sounds horrible, but how do I stop caring so much? Everything is just breaking my heart and I'm shutting down and also stress eating. I'm so fucking privileged yet I do jack shit with it and just watch suffering all over the world from the comfort of my unaffected fortress. I hate myself so much.

How do I stop caring?

So...you might have noticed, it's a new year.

To that end, I've been going around and vomiting thoughts on what plans I have for the year ahead, and I figured I probably ought to do the same thing here. Only there's one problem:

There's...not all that much to tell.

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I GOT INSPIRED TO MAKE THIS CREAM COLORED BRALETTE OUT OF RIBBON AND LACE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC. HOWEVER, I HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC TO MAKE A HALF AND HALF KIND OF BRA. I REALLY HOPE IT TURNS OUT WELL. I FINISHED THE CUPS, AND I'M HALFWAY THROUGH SEWING THE BAND. THEN I HAVE TO CAREFULLY SEW THAT SHIT TOGETHER. IT WILL BE RELIEVING TO GET TO THE PART IN WHICH I PUT THE RIBBON THROUGH THE BAND.

Getting There!

Travel insurance is a useful thing to have if anything bad happens to you. If your flights are messed up, if something goes wrong with the hotel, etc, it’s travel insurance that’ll get you your money back. Most importantly, it covers medical costs where you’d have to pay for that sort of thing.

But I’d be fine. Nothing was going to go wrong.

A lot went wrong.

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Hollllllllly shit it’s between a 15 to 20 minute walk from the Norms I was eating at for the last 5 hours to my music studio where I live. I intended to start a new MLP fanfiction using voice recording during that time. Instead, I had the epiphany that the latest episode that came out a few days ago perfectly encapsulates how one’s normally quirky but benign idiosyncrasies—in Twilight’s case her love of trivia games, in my case my love of attention and shitposting—can when coupled with poor

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