So basically I've dropped the ball and it doesn't look like I'm going to get this chapter finished tonight.

Le gasp!

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https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/09/sneak-peak-of-my-little-pony-movie.html

Well, that was an unexpected plot twist after I wrote Equestria's Got Talent a month ago. Next thing you know, the one child singer left will place fourth like Rara did in the story...

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It’s gonna be a little while for my epic tale of adventure Up North (and in Gary, IN), so while we wait, let me regale you with the tale of the newest vehicle in my fleet.

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Another one of the stories in my bookshelves disappeared, this time from my favorites. The worst part is I can’t tell which one it was so I could at least go check FimFetch without searching for hours and hours.

It’d be pretty cool if there could be some kind of notifications about stories being taken down so that they could be downloaded beforehand or something like that.

RIP in pepperoni that story, I’ll have to track it down some other time.

I lured some of you here by false pretenses! The horror!

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Well, only slightly false pretenses, as those of y’all who’ve been around for a while know, when the Admiral is stressed out you get cute ponies.

Therefore, let me present a 6.4L engine replacement, a photo essay.

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Hey guys, your resident favorite dead/not dead pone fic writer here with some news, as evidenced by the title of said blog. I don't intend to bore you with fancy things, so I'll just cut right to it.

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Been gone for a while. I'd rather not cover the why issue since I already told one of ya but instead focus on how I kept distracted these last five days....

GENCON!

Yeah, yeah, it's a four day con but we left the day before so we could be there at the crack of dawn. We even exhausted our entire alcohol supply on that first night, trying to make a drinking game out of cards against humanity.

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Yep, 'nother one. This is an idea that came up a few years ago that I just never got around to even starting on, and at this point, I'm sure I just never will. To the literary catacombs we go!

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It went pretty well. I had to get a filling and the dentist told me he was going to shoot novacane into my mouth. I immediately thought of this song:

Then I thought of this one when the shit started to kick in:

Other than that, my day has been pretty chill. I hope you guys are well!

I don't like the recent chapter of Home is for the Weak.

It's hard to walk the fine line between LOL SO RANDUM and humor that's... um... what I write. I don't really like being the former actually, and I feel the most recent chapter kinda jumped in that direction just a bit.

Gaaaaaaaaah~

Sassy Chapter Excerpt
A dull throb in her chest broke Sassy’s concentration.  She shifted in the chair, leaned forward, then slowly rotated her left shoulder a few times.  The motion was impeded by her tight armor and an almost sticky feeling in the joint, not to mention a burning line of discomfort that worked its way down the left side of her spine.

Moosetasm

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Author. Yes, you, author. Come here. I am most upset.

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I was going to make this last night, but I got trashed at an Xmas party and kind of passed out as soon as I got home. Apparently I didn’t do anything too stupid, though. I called my mom to check and she said I was mostly fine. Just a lot of talking in my sleep on the ride home.

But anyway, back to celebrating my fourth year on the site. And boy howdy was this an eventful year for me.

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Sorry about the dearth of posts recently. I told myself that I’d get one of my stories done before I did some other pony stuff, and it turns out I’m really, really good at procrastinating.

On the upside, it did finally force me to actually get my story done! I’ve been sitting on it for far too long – in fact, I started on it before the Season 6 premier, and then managed to procrastinate on it for half a year.

But now it is done, and I am pretty happy with the result.

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Yep, you heard me right. Randome, one of the world's laziest people, is going to get to work on some things. Why did you think I only had two stories, and never mentioned plans for other ones? I knew I'd start them, and never finish them. But for once, I'm going to be productive and do some things. See y'all around, after I get to work on some stories and art.

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Also known as: Obligatory Update Blog Post Because Writer's Block is Apparently a Springtime Pandemic.
Also-also known as: Does Anybody Have Work For Me?

I'm gonna be dropping close to $1000 over the next couple of days.

Welp.

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Hi all.
I've been giving it some thought and, while 2019 hasn't been bad for me at all (Difficult certainly but nothing really that bad happened) I can understand it has been a rough year for more than a few of you.
A lot has happened, good and bad.
I don't need to tell you about the bad.
But here's quite a bit of good to those who need it.

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Hollllllllly shit it’s between a 15 to 20 minute walk from the Norms I was eating at for the last 5 hours to my music studio where I live. I intended to start a new MLP fanfiction using voice recording during that time. Instead, I had the epiphany that the latest episode that came out a few days ago perfectly encapsulates how one’s normally quirky but benign idiosyncrasies—in Twilight’s case her love of trivia games, in my case my love of attention and shitposting—can when coupled with poor

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... I've some good news for once. I haven't actually squandered my time this time around. I have some new chapters to release, which I will get to do on the 6th to start, as promised. One a week, also as promised.

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Have had one for a while now, just never bothered to use it until a few months ago. The catch? It's all in Spanish.

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