Do you guys see what I see?

Need a closer look?

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So, now that all the Hollidays Unwrapped shorts are out on YouTube and all that's left are the shorts that have appeared on the Discovery Family app but not yet on the YouTube channel, I guess it's time to try to hash this out, despite the fact that ONE of said holiday shorts have completely fucked the timeline.¹

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Name of story: Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction.
Massive crossover between every published story I have, in the order of highest to lowest rated.
Order:
- Pony-Me (+ spinoffs)
- Equestria’s Most Daring Mom
- What If… (+ Techie’s Story Box)
- Luna and Sunset Shimmer Fix the Dreamscape with Shamwow and Flex Tape!
- Lab Horse (Original series + Redux + Shattered Rainbow)
- Worlds Reset
- ApplePears
- Twilight’s a thief, because who gives a crap about logic?

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It has been known to me for some time that my followers are into weird, artsy things. My weird horse poetry filled with colored text and psychological distress have caught the attention of a fair amount of y'all. Autophobia is definitely the most guilty of the stories of this type, and I think it's only fair to say that y'all have been pretty hooked on them when I put them out. So, for the portion of my followers that enjoy that, there's a story I'm sure y'all will enjoy if you're into

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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to Altered Arax
I hope you do the same for me too!
Oh, and Happy Birthday to you too!

Author/Fan/Random Citizen: Epicken! I got a question!

Epicken: Well sure! Wanna follow your bestest buddy editor while you're at it?

Man/Woman/Child: Nah, I'm good.

Epicken: Oh, okay.

Poor editors, never getting credit...

FAQ!!!

Q: How did you join the fandom?

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Derpy Whooves wonders why someone like me would ever mingle with those I see as inferior to myself.

Simple. Even God has walked among men. Even royalty has walked among their subjects hidden in the form of a fellow commoner.

If Gods can, from time to time, descend from the Heavens to walk among mere mortals. So, why shouldn't I do the same?

The fact is that I've spent decades hiding among those I would label as animals.

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IN WHICH I HIT A MILESTONE
Good morning! A few hours ago I officially hit 350 followers! In celebration, here's some TheFatRat.

I actually prefer some of Güttner's other compositions more, but this better fits the occasion. Anyway, stuff past the jump.

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So, this happened.

I haven't posted nearly enough porn for this.

I know I'm late on writing this blog post, because apparently I've picked up two more of you beloved barnacles since then. So it's time for me to address all you crazy ponies with stuff relevant to my future on Fimfiction and beyond.

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Embrace true patrician music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKU2iS4OMq0

IN WHICH STORIES PROGRESS SORT OF

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"...Is this what you did to Equestria?" Twilight said, bitterness breaking through in her voice. "A thousand years ago when you ruled the world? Is this what you did to us?"

Discord glared back at her.

"Yes."

As promised, here's the latest story updates and news and blah blah blah if you like my stories or are reading one read this.

New Celestia (and Luna) one-shot can be found here. It's a little different from my other Celly and Luna filly fanfics in a few ways but is the same in terms of continuity and stuffs.

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Migraine
Twenty One Pilots

Am I the only one I know
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat.
Shadows will scream that I'm alone.

I-I-I I've got a migraine.
And my pain will range from up, down, and sideways.
Thank God it's Friday cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays
'Cause Sundays are my suicide days.

I don't know why they always seem so dismal.
Thunderstorms, clouds, snow and a slight drizzle.
Whether it's the weather or the ledges by my bed

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Again, thank you guys so much for everything. The least I could do is answer your questions! This will go on for eight-ish hours, possibly more depending on how awake I am, considering I went to sleep at dawn yesterday today.

Cuteness Overload! will go out in a few hours, you can still suggest ships since I only have five. I'll be putting lots of normal ships too, but more of those that you guys request.

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Hey there reader wanna be as popular as me? Of course you don't. Aim higher for God's sake. That said there are two pieces of wisdom I want to pass on to you. That's right, a guy who in any writing contest is a permanent resident in the cellar (actually I don't mind it down here because typically I just send in rough drafts and at least I didn't get first place) has writing advice.

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Alrighty kids, got a quick one for y’all today.

You know the drill.

Source

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They were in an accident and could really use some help. Details here

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