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Oct
24th
2016

2016 strikes again! · 10:58pm Oct 24th, 2016

But hey, it's not a soul-crushing tragedy this time!

Jack T. Chick, artist, evangelist, and running joke among Dungeons & Dragons players, passed away at 92.

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Jun
25th
2017

Debunking the "It's easy to hate, so stop critiquing modern MLP" argument once and for all. · 7:53pm Jun 25th, 2017

No. No, it is not easy to hate MLP. It might be easy for some mindless hater to say "MLP sucks and it's always sucked, it's just a kid's show for babies and manchildren and if you expect it to be good or call it good you're a loser. It hasn't declined in quality because it was always for babies and the fandom hasn't lost its spark of creativity and optimism because it never had one and was always just another fandom of losers like all fandoms I'm too cool for". But for me, an actual brony, it's

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May
5th
2023

Empress Theresa: Chapter Seventeen Analysis · 5:24pm May 5th, 2023

Somewhere out of the blue of left field at the eleventh hour, we are introduced to an attorney from New York named Connie McKesson. Apparently there is a class action lawsuit being filed against Theresa by greedy capitalists who thought that investing in gold was the safest thing to do, only to have the value of their investment plummet because of Theresa bringing in all that extra gold from space.

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May
26th
2023

Empress Theresa: Final Chapter Analysis · 5:06pm May 26th, 2023

Here we are at the last chapter of this literary abortion. The world starts to panic as Theresa’s plan to put everyone into a deep sleep begins to gradually overtake the globe. However, Stinson and Blair, Theresa two biggest, lame-brained, lobotomized, numbnuts cheerleaders assure the entire world population that while it may seem like a bad thing, nothing that Theresa does can ever be bad, and that Theresa can only be good and do good. Why is this a good thing? Because Theresa needs time to

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May
10th
2023

Empress Theresa: Chapter Nineteen Analysis · 5:52pm May 10th, 2023

Scherzer goes back to his home country and assures the Israeli people that Theresa will help, and that anyone who challenges her is a fool, because she has the power to destroy the world. Since we already know how powerful Theresa is, and how beloved she is by the general populace, and how anyone who dares oppose her is humiliated or jailed, any potential conflict that can come of this is pretty much voided, no matter what the author tries to throw in.

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Jul
8th
2018

To Keep the Fire Burning, chapter 8 · 10:28pm Jul 8th, 2018

A wolf's howl sounded somewhere behind me. I turned over on my rock, lying back as I stared up at the gargantuan beast rising out of the swamp. Its half-submerged body was a singular great mass of brown and yellow scales, but its four heads sat atop long, thick necks that writhed and twisted in the air as water dripped off of them. Two of the heads glared down at me with burning emerald eyes, while the other two trapped the black knight between their mouths. I didn't see any teeth,

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Oct
13th
2021

What do you call a radio demon pet? · 5:50am Oct 13th, 2021

May
19th
2023

Empress Theresa: Chapter Twenty-Three Analyis · 6:15pm May 19th, 2023

Okay, the excitement of air travel is behind us. Theresa can now proceed to meet her parents unscathed.

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May
25th
2023

Empress Theresa: Chapter Twenty-Seven Analysis · 4:16pm May 25th, 2023

Looks like I was wrong about Theresa being back on her feet already. Hey, even the best of us are wrong sometimes. Instead, something very unexpected happens. In fact, it’s so unexpected because there was absolutely no evidence to suggest that any such thing would ever happen at any point in the book. Especially not in the second to last chapter! All of a sudden, hundreds of HALs come drifting down out of the sky like little snowflakes. That came out of nowhere. This might be a clever plot

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Dec
19th
2016

How NOT To Make Virtual Reality MMOs · 7:16am Dec 19th, 2016

From what I took from this video:
1. Do not make dropdown menus within menus.

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Oct
15th
2015

I finally thought of a story I could potentially write... · 11:32pm Oct 15th, 2015

...someday. With second worst villain: Starlight Glimmer as the warden.

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Dec
31st
2015

¡Star Wars Episode # Ⅶ: The Force Awakens is both an horrible remake of Episodes # Ⅳ & Ⅴ and SWINO (Star Wars In Name Only)! · 10:24am Dec 31st, 2015

Objective Section:
What Star Wars Episode # Ⅶ: The Force Awakens is.

I went to see whether Star Wars Episode # Ⅶ: The Force Awakens is a sequel to Star Wars Episode # Ⅵ: Return of the Jedi, a remake of Star Wars Episode # Ⅳ: A(n) New Hope (before H, one should use an), or a SWINO (Star Wars In Name Only). To my astonishment, it is both a terrible remake of Star Wars Episode # Ⅳ: A(n) New Hope and parts of Star Wars # Episode # Ⅴ: The Empire Strikes Back and Swino.

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May
31st
2017

Just got a "Charming" message from JDMiles, in which he smirks at me for getting banned, then blocks me. I got a 3-day ban for ticking off a Glimmer fan by beating him in an argument. The nonsense he said... I feel like posting it here. · 10:47am May 31st, 2017

First, the message from him, and proof that he blocked me after sending it. Ooh, we've got a real tough guy over here, eh?

http://magaimage.us/image/a7qL
http://magaimage.us/image/akaJ
http://magaimage.us/image/aNed

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Mar
4th
2018

What's the German Word for a Mixture of Accomplishment, Annoyance, and Horniness? · 8:57am Mar 4th, 2018

>tfw clop is so much easier to write than real fics

Seriously though, I can crank out 1000+ words of clop in one sitting, and take an hour to write one sentence of pretty much anything else. I don't like it.

In a absolutely, completely, %100 unrelated note, there will be a new "story" coming up soon. It's complete cancer, but then, if you're here for anything but the cheapest of smut, you're in the wrong place.

Dec
24th
2018

Hey Mom! Dad! Get the Camera! I uploaded a second chapter! · 11:46am Dec 24th, 2018

So.. Chapter says it all. Second Chapter of 'Cadence's New Wife' is out (or at least it should be.). MERRY CHRISTMAS, You filthy animals!

I'm sorry if you don't like it.
I'm sorry if it feels rushed (I think it feels that way).
I'm sorry for taking so long to write it.
I'm sorry if there are errors.

I'm sorry for so many sorrys! xD

Jul
20th
2017

Taking Criticism -- Terrible Writing Advice · 8:33pm Jul 20th, 2017

While it's not new, I have been taking special notice of some things around here lately. So... here you go. I'm sure you can recognize the type of writer around here the video is satirizing.

Apr
21st
2023

Empress Theresa: Chapter Eleven Analysis · 6:20pm Apr 21st, 2023

A month has passed. Humanity has less than a year to live now. Theresa’s progress on getting HAL to make the wind blow again? She has learned how to juggle…I wish I was joking about this. I learned how to juggle years ago, and I have not stirred up so much as a mild zephyr. Boutin also shows that he doesn’t know how archery works. Incidentally, I also learned how to do that about a year ago when my niece taught me. Back to the point, Theresa seems to be taking into account every factor

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May
1st
2023

Empress Theresa: Chapter Fifteen Analysis · 6:35pm May 1st, 2023

Let’s kick this pig. I guess we don’t really find out what happened to former US president Martin after all. All we know is that Martin is very sorry, and no longer has any privacy from the press hounding him day and night.

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May
24th
2023

Empress Theresa: Chapter Twenty-Six Analysis · 6:16pm May 24th, 2023

The chapter opens with a pseudo-intellectual quote that only turns out to be Theresa boasting about her greatness. Then she boasts about all of the good things that he has in her life, probably as a way to justify how great she is. Then she basks in the praises that people heap upon her as she does pretty much nothing to turn North Korea into a democracy, but says that she does and expects us to take her word for it. Show. Don’t tell. Put up or shut up. She does tell us that she plans to make

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Aug
29th
2023

I Second That Person · 5:13am Aug 29th, 2023

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