Shepherd hums a bit as he gets up from bed. He walks into the bathroom, and examines his face. He then pulls out a toothbrush, some toothpaste and begins to brush his teeth.

Shepherd: "Hrr hrr... Hrrr..."

It feels... Strangely tingly. He leans in to look at his teeth... And sees tiny, mite-like creatures skittering all over his pearly whites.

Outside...

Shepherd: "GYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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Finally, took me long enough! For those following the grentext version, you can read the new update starting here https://ponepaste.org/4295#1129

Pipp is being bad at sneaking.

"Thunder, light them up." - Wait, isn't burning somepony alive a war crime?

"We thought you were the queen" - Pipp, you seriously need glasses.

"I knew this would happen..." - Why didn't you prevent it then, Zipp?

"...show the queen you care about her." - Zipp, I didn't know you were into incest? And with your own mother!

Wait, the queen had 'Get surprised' on her to-do list?

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A new short's gone up on Dueling Keyboards, my collection thereof. Exploring the world of Appledashery in this one, though I can't call it just an essay.

I've posted a new short on Dueling Keyboards, my anthology for such. It's a nice, quick bite of story. Hope you all enjoy it.

Shepherd is taking in the sights of Manehattan, looking around the park. He buys a hotdogs, tries it... And then begins choking as his face turns red..

Shepherd: "HRUKK! HACK! HARGLE!"

He bursts out of the bushes in front of some well to do mares, trying to ask for help.

Shepherd: "HRRRAAAGGHKKK!!!"

Mares: "EEEEEK!"

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Of course, alternatively for the Equestria Girls Verse...

Sunset Shimmer stands in front of Shepherd with a smirk.

Shepherd: "Hello... I kind of need to get to class."

Sunset: "Listen you little punk, I rule this school! You're nothing to me and you'll like it!"

Shepherd: What is she, an 80s movie bully?

Shepherd: "... Uh... Huh. Well! You have a nice day now."

Sunset: "Wha... Why aren't you intimidated?!"

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I'm starting to get bored. I see you know, 252 views on my first chapter, and 12 likes, and I think. (That's a good start. Good start.)

Then I see that only one person's bothered to talk to me, and it just dies. Questing's so much more interactive than fanfiction... But I'm not giving up. Hopefully, people start interacting with me and my story, beyond putting it in their 'read later' list.

Shepherd is invited to a tea party with Fluttershy and Discord.

Shepherd: "Oh hey... Flying s'mores. Nice."

Fluttershy: "Oh, I quite like them!"

Discord: "Do I detect a hint of criticism in your tone, Shepherd?"

Shepherd: "No. It's nice that you're still as food obsessed as a wine aunt on Twitter. Maybe you can put it on Instagram to impress other childless weirdos"

Fluttershy: sigh "Can we please not do this?"

Discord: "What do you mean a wine aunt?!"

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>Now this is luxury.
>When you wanted to dry off back at the apartment you’d just use a towel.
>But here? They went crazy.
>Blueblood had a warm front physically imported from Cloudsdale, and stuck it in an aptly named ‘drying room’.
>Now all you and the other stallions have to do is stand around and let the air do all the work.
>It's like being in an airfryer!
>And it's good that it's here because standing is really all you’re capable of at the moment.

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Lavender Screen of Death by Irrespective

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>You, Anonymous, ended up going to the show alone.
>As fun as it would have been to go with Cut, you really wanted to keep this trip focused on business, not pleasure.
>Plus Cut was right, going without Pike felt wrong.
>So popping your Wonderbolts’ cherry turned out to unfortunately be a solo event.
>You certainly see why they’re so popular now, the show was thrilling.
>To your human mind, it struck you as an interesting blend of a trapeze act and a flight show.

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Do you know what it's like to be raised by a militant perfectionist? To be expected to be a "proper soldier" and an "example to Talon Company" by the time you were six? Stoic, unwavering, and serious? All the time? When deep down, all you ever wanted to be was a goofball?

Gritt had been enduring that his whole life. Today was his tenth birthday, and his mother had already scolded him for smiling about it.

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Being caught outside in a heatwave was like being without your lover when you needed them. You felt it everywhere, and there was no escape. 

Two empty canteens were slung around Springa’s neck. Forty six more rested in either side of her saddlebag. The uneven ground and the sloshing water made every step murder on her back. Her shroud kept the sun off her fur, but it was slick with sweat and trapped sand against her skin.

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Bloodfeather Company, Red Eye’s favorite tool for wiping something off a map with no regard for collateral damage or friendly casualties. Slavers and Talons alike who caught his or Stern’s ire were sent under my command as an unofficial death sentence. Sure, they might have sent them to the Crater, or the Pit, but sending them to me at least got some use out of them before they caught a 20mm shell from a Steel Ranger or had a Hellhound rip out their intestines.

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I started doing a little Nightmare Night story a couple days before the actual thing. Should have it done before the week ends, hopefully tomorrow. (It's the thought that counts.)

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My first two years as Overboss went smoother than expected. The gangs and local farms fell in line pretty quickly when I proved I wasn't messing around. Sure, I was just a thirteen year old colt, but I was a colt who could kill every living thing in Galloping Gorge with my eyes closed. Could, and would, if these raiders didn't behave and follow my rules.

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When it comes to fashion, there's nothing like the thrill of exploring new trends and elevating your everyday looks to new heights. And what better way to do that than by embracing the irresistible charm of strappy shoes paired with a chic short skirt? At Especially Yours, we believe in empowering individuals to express themselves through fashion, and nothing says confidence and sophistication quite like this dynamic combination.

Step Into Fashion Forwardness

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