Twilight: What is one way to be nice to someone?

Rainbow: Not stabbing them.

Twilight: Setting the bar low, but I’ll allow it.

Celestia: Whoa, you're being a little-

Luna: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?

Celestia: I was going to say “Cray-cray.”

Everyone: *Sad*

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Rainbow: How dare you. I am an adult. I work hard. I pay my water bills. You will not disrespect me here. I can’t believe you have the gall to call me childish, now get out of my pillow fort!

Celestia, in the dream world: Ow! Son of a b-

Luna, pulling a filly close: Celestia! Children!

Celestia: —iscuit. Son of a biscuit.

Luna: Nice save.

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Pharynx: I got detention once.

Fluttershy: What, why?

Pharynx: Instructor said that our class was impossible to teach, and said one of us should try to teach the class.

Pharynx: So I got up and walked to the front of class and said ‘Class Dismissed’ and walked out.

Gallus: Sorry I’m late, I spent thirty minutes in my bed starting at the wall.

Chrysalis: How do you rate your pain?

Starlight: 0/10

Chrysalis:...how? Your hoof is literally bent backwards.

Starlight: 0/10, would not recommend.

Trixie: Oh, so when crows remember who have wronged them it’s “intelligent” and “super cool,” but when I do it it’s “petty” and I “need to get over it.”

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Rainbow: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Twilight: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.

Rainbow: You’re welcome!

Applejack: Don’t worry! There will come a time when it’s not.

Twilight: Thanks! Even worse.

Counselor: So, Rainbow, what are your goals in life?

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Celestia: I think I just took a five-hour nap.

Starlight: Pretty sure that’s called sleeping.

Luna: I’m also pretty sure it was fifteen hours, but whatever.

Thorax: I’m sending good vibes your way. They're coming. There is nothing you can do to stop them!

Pharynx: I think that’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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(Haven't done this in a while)

A "Dark Age" indeed! Age of inconvenience-ugh!-no plumbing, no electricity, no...nothing-OH!! Oh hang it all! (Cough) h-hang it all-! Ohh now what? Now what? Leave off leave off!! You...you fiendish chain you!

Yes keep smelling! We shall catch ze human and then I will make
HUMAN!
POT!
PIEEEE!!!

"You've burnt all the food, the shade...the rum!"

"Yes. The rum is gone!"

"Why is the rum gone?!?"

RAAAAGGGH!! CRICK!Oi! TEN THOUSAND YEAAARS!

...definitely.

*singing* what can I say except we're dead soon, we're dead soon...

Alright twinkle toes. I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now!

Okay. *pulls out accounting machine* you got 17.5% in T-Bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds, carry the nine divided by the gross national product. Fortunately, funeral boquets are deductable.

ICE THIS DEADBEAT!!

"I can't help it Scowl, I still feel sorry for the poor wicked queen."

"SORRY?!? You're a bat! You're supposed to be BAAAD!!!"

"Baad?"

"Yeah! Mean, ruthless, cruel! Rotten to the core! *cough* like me! *coughs*"

"Nobody's perfect."

"WHOOOOOOOO!!! *coughs uncontrollably*"

I've made a bunch of study cards with tips/phrases/quotes I've picked up over the past year. I used to read a few every morning as a pick me up and for a boost of motivation. I should really get back into the habit of reading these again.

Here are a few of my favorites.

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit." -Aristotle

"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." -Anne Frank

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"Ohh I gotcha, I gotcha! We're being intrepidacious-WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVA!!"

No I cannot do this! I will not! Oh what foul way for a bird to die! I do not want to get beak cancer! My lungs are blackened!!

At least I think I made my own quote, hopefully no one has already took this but here it is

"A man who acts like a kid can't raise a kid to act like a man" - Organical

What do you think?

OHHHH~! A pirates life is a wonderful l-l-life! You'll find adventure and sport but live every minuet for all that is in it! The life of a pirate is shooooOOORRRRT!! Oh the liiiiife-BANG!!!

Blows smoke Now let me see, where was I?