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SOOO I am on gun point by these new guys and their freaky red helmet eyes as they demand me to let send out a message in which-

SHUT IT!

ok..

Unfortunately this author or narrator of this story continues to blab on about this so call "Great hero" and all that.

But, clearly the two imbeciles had started warring each other over the benefit of the threat.

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The world, or to be more accurate, the United States has gone to shit. Again.

Whoopty day.

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https://www.fimfiction.net/user/NorrixtheRipper#comment/1851968

Guess what I just saw the trailer for...

That's right...

...*sigh*... Michael Bay, what are you doing? Do you have any idea how much people didn't like your last movie. But, I suppose you don't really care because EVERYONE loves boobs and explosions, right? They're paying to watch your movie because of boobs and explosions. Yeah, who gives a crap about any of that other unimportant stuff such as, but not limited to:

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Did you know (as of today) that it would take you 9 Years, (487 Weeks) 1Day, 8 hours, 46 minutes to read every Fimfiction story there is? (At 250 Words per Minute, and that's not even including the Mature stuff/ things!)

By the way, in case you didn't know the total current word count is 1,227,599,421
Update: Now 1,227,654,159

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Letting this set the tone:

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Coming on Thursday, the 21st of May!

I have some spare digital movie copies to share with you friendly people, for redemption through Vudu or Movies Anywhere or what have you.

-Ready Player One (HDX)
-American Assassin (UHD)
-End of Watch (HDX)

And a special, rather fitting bonus, to commemorate the latest chapter in Scootaloo and the Cabinet of Seers, a digital copy of:

The Disaster Artist (HDX), "a tribute to those who dream so big and fail so spectacularly that they actually triumph."

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Pretty sexy, isn't it?

Go show your appreciation to him.

I know I already did. ;)

Am I the only one who likes the mainstream songs? Like, the new songs.

I mean, I see nothing wrong with them, they're quite catchy. And yet, some of my friends don't like modern songs at all.

So, if you've read the tagged story, you'll know there have been some inconsistencies with Spike's deck, which is partially due to my lack of knowledge of Duel Monsters because of how long it's been since I actually played a Yu-Gi-Oh! game. Now, I was thinking of doing a reboot of this story with a set deck instead of the deck changing because of the fact that Battle City makes it that you have to place a card as a wager for every duel, winner gets the loser's best card. Now, here are some

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Back in Equestria girls universe they find the mirror, and it's Universe transversal properties, but nobody tried it, so they believe by heart that trespassing it involved immediate dead, so they began 'executing' felons by dropping them on the mirror, essentially flooding Equestria with Criminals.

Hopefully, this'll help y'all get a better idea of where I am in writing my current and upcoming stories. I'ma just repost the whold thing here in this blog for y'all to see.

Story Stats

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Yes Sweetie Alone updated and I’m still iffy about the chapter but oh well

I got my story featured! I didn't think that it would happen! This is... Woah... I don't know what to say! Thank you everyone!

Sunset Shimmer: Monster Name: Sunknight

Sci-Twi: Monster Name: Dark Magician Student

Rainbow Dash: Monster Name: The Rainbow Warrior

Rarity Belle: Monster Name: Gem-Knight Lady Malachite

Fluttershy: Monster Name: Butterfly Knight

Pinkie Pie: Monster Name: Pinkilia: The Candy Clown

Adagio Dazzle: Yellow Maid

Aria Blaze: Purple Maid

Sonata Dusk: Blue Maid

(This is just what I think they would be).