So, what if Equestria's Sun is actually a tiny white dwarf? This one is just a little larger than our Moon, and would be a perfect size to be able to pull around a planet in a tight orbit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeE8Amns4WQ

Though, that makes Celestia still exceedingly powerful... she's tossing a star around that's incredibly dense and massive, with an immense magnetic and gravitational field.

She'd be able to bitch-slap Goku!

Hey guys,

I sometimes do readings of stories from Quills and Sofas, so here's my youtube channel if you want to listen to those. Eventually I am going to branch out into other content.

What story are you waiting on most of all?
I'm curious as to what's what. Project Sparkle's my main go over (we're getting there on the second B2B chapter, I know, the wait is real) and I reckon that's maybe what most are waiting on, but I wanna hear ya mouthwords on stuff. Are you just hanging about and waiting to see what drops out of my head or what?

So, as of now with chapter 17 up, I have another two chapters complete. Chapter 19 requires a bit of editing before it’s ready, but it shan’t cause any delays. Though, on that note... I have some less-than-great news.

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Sorry for the shorter chapter- just wanted to have a short one that isn't like a combination of a date and sad ending so I ended it on a high note and yeah Amethyst is acting weird- that's what happens when the town decides the new girl is much more awesome at magic and organization and yet again a reference to Mysterious Mare Do Well and Rainbow Dash failing at helping people.

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So apparently, while I was editing yesterday, the chapter I was working on somehow got published.

A half-written, broken worded, and foot-notes-scattered-about chapter somehow got published. I swear I don't remember clicking the "publish" or even seeing it on the front page for recently updated stories.

And here I thought things couldn't get more embarrassing with how long I'm taking.

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'cause I'm a leaky hecker who likes to tease his readers before publishing things.

Brushing her teeth could probably wait for later, right? After a near-tumble down the stairs, the mare plopped herself down at the table, staring into the bowl of oatmeal in front of her.

She shook the thought from her head. Now wasn't the time to start going into tangents. She picked up the spoon and shoveled oatmeal into her mouth.

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You realize what you've been doing and say "Ah, fuck it!" This does relate to my stories, but probably not the way you think. Don't worry though, it gets better.

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As always, Skirts proves himself to be dapper beyond measure.

Story is NSFW and Not Safe For Anyone. 11/10

that I say absolutely horrible things when I'm editing images.
Actual things I've caught myself saying.
"Just gotta cut off Appljack's head here."
"Once I get rid of Apple Bloom I can finish off Sweetie Belle, but I'll keep Scootaloo for scale."
"It would just be easier to cover them up and forget about it."
"Just gotta kick Granny Smith outta that window."
"I wonder if I can use that leg to make a decent neck."

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Hello again. In the background I’ve been helping KK Slider, the author of Changing Expectations, his newest work: The CE Side Stories!

If you haven’t read Changing Expectations yet, by some god forsaken miracle, go do that now, you won’t regret it, it’s got thousands of likes for a reason.

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...an abundance of Sunset Shimmer fics making the rounds on the featured board and toping the popular stories list. Makes me almost want each month to correspond to a different pony. Then again, I suppose Cadence gets February by default.

Eh, I'm tired and rambling.

Yep, it's going to be one of those parts. Prepare for feels and possibly some light nearing the end of this nightmare that is Coco's Act II life.

Hope you enjoy. If you'll excuse me, I may not have any balance sheets to create this time, but I will be on a plane heading to Canada.

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You can be asked for you ID when buying vanilla extract. Strange, right?

I didn't know this until almost two years ago when I was buying baking supplies and I bought a different brand than the one I normally buy and I got asked for ID when I was buying it by the sales assistant. When I asked her why I needed to prove my age, she said it was because it contained alcohol. That is also a fact I didn't know.

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Staring Carapace.

A new fic coming from one of us ~2020.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

It's happening.

Infinite Horizons, In the Sun's Shadow, Change, Princess Celestia: The Changeling Queen, A Very Festive Flutterdash

Hasn't it? It's been over a year since I posted a story, and longer than that since I actually watched the show. There's a few reasons for it, but I imagine the prudent question is if I'm coming back or not.

Well, the prudent answer is it's not that simple.

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