Hello, everypony. I am the Critique.

And welcome to another day in MYKANUARY!

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So, I should do some explaining:

So, yeah Griff gets Meta pregnant, though he and I haven't made a blog on that yet. But when Meta does give birth, he and Griff only have one foal...but the strange part of it is that the foal is a twin in and of itself.

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Co-Written with MlpHero

Hero walked into the bedroom. “Hey Mels?”

Melody looked up, surrounded by three little nymphs. “Yeah Hero?”

He walked over to his closet. “I was looking for one of my rifles, did I put it in my—”

 As soon as he opened the closet, an avalanche of eggs came falling down, burying him underneath them. Melody blinked and moved them aside with her magic, slightly shocked.

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I already did this in the most recent Rise of Firefly chapter, but I'd like to do so here as well:

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Let me tell you all a little story. It's the story of why Crobat is my favorite Pokemon ever.

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The gay horse people who I've been saying are gay horse people for so long are actually gay horse people. I am so happy.

*SHUDDER!*

I’m surely not the first one to notice how strange this whole Friendship School looks like. Of course the target audience would hardly notice analogies like this, they would just ask their parents about more pony toys. But really, I can see at least a missionary school and at most a group of hostages to force other countries follow ponies’ friendship policy.

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They may be too young to vote, but these kids still have an opinion.
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Okay, I'm in the cafeteria and I'm taking a look at the home page of fimfiction. What do I see everywhere? Sex stories. Almost all the stories in the featured box is sex stories between Ember and Spike. Same with popular box, along with a few anthro sex stories. And add the Recently Updated and Recently added boxes. Look, I don't mind seeing these stories on the front page here and there, but when the homepage is littered with sex stories, I mean what the hell? You guys are some horny mofo's. I

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What is this? Another "The New Kid" chapter is scheduled to come out tomorrow morning? Is this really GodOfBBQ? Or is it an Illuminati writer who's working at top speed!??

Nope, GOB just got a splurge of imagination and motivation for the story is all... And yeah, the Illuminati too.

The choice to live a life without having kids is a valid choice. The older generation fails to realize that education and medication is getting more expensive as time goes by and that bringing them into the world is just going to become more costly. I hate it when they say that I'll change my mind, but I am extremely dead serious.

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Do you remember a particular episode of Codename: Kids Next Door? What do you think is the 4th ice cream flavour?

Sorry for not posting stuff on here since Starman. I'm not dead, I promise.

I'm just in Death Valley for a week. You know, the perfect place for a relaxing tropical vacation.

Hahahahahelpme.

-Pencil

Edit: OH and for anyone who thinks I'm being a wiseass and am joking about being in Death Valley....

NO. I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING. IT IS VERY DRY HERE.

So, as many of you know, I was on here before desperately trying to cling to a fake life that I had created for myself. I honestly despised living and hated waking up in the morning knowing I was too cowardly to say anything about it. So I withdrew myself from all of that and left the site in hopes of learning to love and accept myself again. It hasn't been an easy journey but it's been one that I've needed.

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So... Sex sells. What else is new? I guess if you want to get on that feature board, it'll help if you put down the M-Rated, (sometimes teen-rated, how the hell does that work?) sexy times. I'm not complaining about that fact, I just find it funny is all. The first three stories in the new story section are listed as explicit sexy fics, and four of the featured ones too. Though I'm sure they all contain a driven and not at all forced romance at their core, especially the one about Anon and

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Don't know why they do that probably some Midwestern tradition but since that is the case and that I have to babysit two dogs- one being kind of horrible- I think I am only going to get to write a little less than a thousand words. Sure I might get a thousand words if I don't have to help hand out candy but I don't know. But next chapter is started so no worries.

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