Microsoft, Apple, and Google, in a twist of monopolistic fate, have somehow agreed to merge into the world's richest tech conglomerate to ever exist.

It's name? MicrAppGoo.

What should I do?

Another riddle, and this one got a good laugh out of me

What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?

Horacio - Hey, Twilight!

Twilight - Sigh. What is it this time, Horacio?

Horacio - You used to live with Princess Celestia in her castle, right?

Twilight - Yes...

Horacio - And now you are a princess with your own castle, right?

Twilight - Yes. What's your -

Horacio - So I guess the princess...

(puts on sunglasses)

Horacio - ...was moved to another castle! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Twilight - Piss off, Horacio.

Mario stands behind you, casually sprinkling salt over your head.

You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario: I'm-a SALTING you!

Get it? Assaulting? A-salting? No?

"Hey lil' bro! Check out this new dress I got!.. Forbidden Desire, are you alright? You look tense."

(I’m kidding. I love it.)

Earlier today, I posted a cryptic joke chapter for April Fool’s day, consisting of one letter, in reference to a prior comment.

In doing so, I ran afoul of a board policy that prohibits making low-content chapters, as this may be abused to increase one’s visibility on the front page. The microchapter and its comments got deleted.

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[Insert Lenny Face.]

Sorry, not sorry!

Does anyone remember Poison Joke? If you do, you ever wonder what would happen if the young/student six got infected by it? Let me know what you think.

🐢🐦🐢🐦
and a
🐦 in a 🍐 🌳

“Huh. I never noticed your eye color before.”

“These eyes? Oh, I got them from my dad.”

“Ah, so it somewhat runs in the family.”

“No, really. I literally got them from my dad.”

“I know they say that blue eyes are one of the more recessive traits, but—”

“My dad is stumbling around blindly right now. He’s still looking for the door...”

“...”

Who is cute, attractive, purple, and ruggedly handsome all the way?

📀📀📀📀📀
🎶🐦🎶🐦🎶🐦🎶🐦
🇫🇷🐔🇫🇷🐔🇫🇷🐔
🐢🐦🐢🐦
and a
🐦 in a 🍐 🌳

[Okay look that was the closest I could get to 5 golden rings, but we make do with what we got]

"Don't worry Ms. Dash, Dr. Boner is the best orthopedic surgeon there is."

I had a positively wonderful argument with Jordan179, which has left me somewhat excited and willing to troll him a bit more.
Given his crude jabs about the history of my country, which I find too distasteful to even retaliate against, I decided to outline my views on why I think Equestria is a communist country.

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Has anyone seen Rarity?

Its been a good full year since my friend Hoops tragically died

RIP Hoops
2003-2016
You're still missed man

If you've been observant, you may have seen a trend.

Masturbation! Everybody's doing it. Twilight Masturbates, Fluttershy Masturbates, Rarity Masturbates, and Pinkie Masturbates (That one's actually pretty deep.)

I've saw an opportunity to shamelessly jump on a trend and inject my own personal flavor to the mix. Here's the result:

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A gren pony princes was reeding book til she fell asleepy. In drum, she saw her bf who tryed to wak hur and kiss her forhead. Grean ponie and bf went to har room and bf propose to har all livingly. She said, “YEEE!!!” and thay kiss on lips. Out of drum, bf waks green pon irl and shee sid cuz proposal wasnt reel. Greeen pony cry and act lik spolid batch of cookies. Bf calm hur down before shea jumps out window. He kiss her and hugg har and live hur. Grien ponie fell alseepy agin. Bf leaf her to

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Spongebob whenever he is bored in his pineapple home:

Starscream whenever he is not trying to kill Megatron:

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