I mean the story did start off as a lark inspired by the fellows from a hilarious thread in My Little Fetish and my own thoughts, 'I want to write something involving butts' and 'wouldn't it be nice to post a story at some point this week'.

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To understand why HiE has fallen flat recently and why many people no longer write it or give up on their fic, the flaws of these kinds of fics must be examined under a magnifying glass.

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Ok, so, if y'all haven't figured it out by now, I don't make many blog posts. Hell, most of 'em are promoting another blog post and/or a podcast or something.

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Dusk and Dawn hasn't gotten an update in a while because the end of term snuck up on me, and I had a bunch of missing assignments, so I spent most of the last few weeks doing that. As for Heart of Oak, as of right now I'm not planning on a sequel of any sort. It was met alright (not bad, but not good either.), so I'll put that on the back burner.

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Meanwhile in Ponyville, the coup and installation of Emperor Shepherd the First had gone unnoticed until it arrived by telegram. Twilight Sparkle read it, rolled her eyes, and sought out Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. Dash was napping on a cloud, while Pinkie Pie was trying to play tiddlywinks.

Twilight: "Haha, very funny Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie, this seems like one of your pranks too."

Dash: "Huh? What's so funny?"

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Meanwhile, in the Canterlot Palace...

Fancypants: "News, my more dread lord! The Griffin Legions have sworn fealty to you and pledge their undying loyalty!"

Shepherd: "Is that good news though?"

Fancypants: "Well, once they learned that a human wrote their holy book, it really was inevitable."

Shepherd: "Dare I ask what their holy book is?"

Blueblood; "It's actually a series of holy books, all by the human prophetess Ayn Rand, who espoused-"

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Shepherd wakes up... And Rainbow Dash is in his bed, looking impatient.

Dash: "Well it's about freaking time!"

Shepherd: *groan* "Dash, it's..." *checks the clock* "... Way fucking too early to do anything..."

Dash: "We need to go do romantic junk!"

Shepherd: "Why?"

Dash: "Because that's what couples do, duh! But I don't want any pony to see us doing it!"

Shepherd is really wondering if it's worth it to ask, but...

Shepherd: "Why?"

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Anyone ever actually read a HiE where the human either mentions the need for deodorant or finds some pony analogue for it? I don't think I've ever seen one. Other hygiene products are simple enough to assume, but deodorant seems like a uniquely human need. I don't think ponies would need it, they don't really seem to have a body part like the human armpit. I guess in the end it's minor enough to not be important to most plots, but it's just a thought that popped into my head. Might make for a

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After yet another attempt at getting Sunburst to accept her romantic feelings... Yet another attempt that failed horribly... Starlight slams down at the Cutie Map table and sobs into her front hooves as Shepherd and Spike sat playing cards.

Starlight: SOB "HOW CAN HE KEEP DOING THIS TO ME?! I'VE GIVEN EVERY SINGLE HINT A MARE CAN GIVE!"

Spike: "Maybe he's not into you that way?"

Starlight: "HE CAN'T BE! HOW COULD HE NOT BE?! I'LL TURN INTO A STALLION IF I NEED TO!"

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So I know I am not the best writer in general but felt like doing it anyways. But whats the point if nobody else reads it? So I'll put it here...where no one will see it but technically its online. Any-who its totally a self insert of me and my friends and has stuff to do with zombies, science, internet speak, and of course ponies!

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I'm thinking of writing a new story called Statues of Humanity it a Humans in Equestria story to give an idea of how I'll be writing it here's the early description. A statue is a piece of art and on some occasions a prison but what will the ponies of Equestria do when they find a statue of a nearly forgotten species not know too many what will happen when they wake him up here is the story of how human go from myth to reality. I would like some feedback on this since I would like to include a

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Shepherd was peacefully sleeping in his bed, when he heard something. He slowly awoke, listening carefully. He heard magic being used, and felt his blankets being lifted away from his body. He stayed still. He heard the scribbling of a pen on notepaper... And he grimaces.

Shepherd: "... Twilight Sparkle."

Twilight: "EEP! Ah... Um... Yes Shepherd?"

Shepherd: "Please tell me this is a dream and you are not sneaking into my house to examine me in my sleep?"

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Shepherd: "Okay troops... Today your assignment is to guard the Incredibly Dangerous Weapons Vault! Let's work on things like we practiced."

The troops agree, and then take up their positions. And very soon, a little filly with red hair comes in. She smiles up at the guards.

Applebloom: "Hello! May I please go into the Incredibly Dangerous Weapons Vault, mister? Pretty please?"

Guard 1: "Well... I don't know. It is very dangerous."

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Twilight was once again doing some research on Shepherd, and analyzing the data from her sensors attached to him. Shepherd was working very hard on staying patient.

Shepherd: sigh "... Twilight-"

Twilight: "Not yet... I'm not finished..."

Shepherd: "I am."

Twilight: "Not yet!"

Shepherd: "I'm going to pull off the sensors-"

Twilight: "Just a second! And... Done!"

She beams at him.

Shepherd: "Okay... And your conclusion is...?"

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I decided to expand Fluttertease into a series.
So those who have Mature content access - welcome to check a new short story.

You know, since like 99% of my stories are HIE stories.

So, got any Human In Equestria story ideas?

If you like HiE stories, check out my latest tale based in the Mark-verse -> "Beginning Anew"

Does anyone think writing cliches and not caring sometimes is quite fun when making HIE stories? I find myself not caring a lot of the time. I am not trying to write some epic story like LOTR, just comedy smut. I found writing shameless, cheesy HIE fun. It's not a realistic scenario, sure, but fun.

Take my story Super Secret Petting as a perfect example of a trashy HIE story. Little to no build up to the romance. Just plain smut really.

Twilight and Shepherd descended into a little explored part of the archives, below the main vaults.

Twilight: "This is essentially a large warehouse where the Princess and other mages cast stasis spells on whatever we found. Honestly, there's so much junk from your world here!"

Shepherd: "Hey, it's not just my world. A lot of those things had to have been from alternate Earths. Don't blame just my world!"

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So, I've decided that, to help work through my funk, I'd go back to some writing. So, I've decided I'd try my hand at fan fiction. The catch? I need honest criticism, preferably harsh, though constructive. And, what is the subject for this fictious piece of the fan-made variety?

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