Well, thanks to the power of me, they aren't!

So go click the link! And read that fic!

This might become a series of blogs while I'm in this school. Also, I have no clue how high schools generally work in America and how different FHS is, so I'm going to just explain shit like FHS has its own thing going.

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After watching a couple animes (which is something I rarely do), I'm gonna badly explain their synopses. Can you tell what the animus are?

Here goes!

Plot: The main character is in debt and has to pay it off by seducing teenage girls.
Anime: Ouran High School Host Club

Plot: To find out about her father's death, an underage girl must dress scantily in front of other people.
Anime: Kill la Kill

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These things.

My favorite would be because Rainbow Derp is best Derp. It's nice and silly and you can just use it when you have nothing to say.

My least favorite would be and . Why?

Because this is what most people see when someone uses these:

What I see:
"I'M AN OBNOXIOUS, CONDESCENDING FUCKHEAD."

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I can't even call them glasses. They take up half my face and the lenses are half an inch thick. So I just call them "a two-litre Coke bottle with handlebars".

Ugh.

It was fun!

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Until I get a new tablet, I don't have the means to alter my avatar.

So until then, it'll be a philosophy about spoopy scurry skellingtons.

Check it out. Click the tag. over there. 👉

[rant]

I swear if one more person uses this as a tool to gain attention, I'm unfollowing them immediately. I've heard of the word "depression" more on this site than in my psychology classes. What the fuck? Then they go, "I'm fine, k, thnx, bai." and then one week later, they're at it again.

Please, you are not depressed.

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Trust me, it's not as gruesome as it sounds. I got top-row braces. According to Mister Orthodontist Guy I have a "class 2" overbite. And it's fucked up my teeth real bad.

They're not uncomfortable, but they make eating a living hell. I take one bite out of a sub sandwich and suddenly there's a wad of bread stuck in the metal wire.

Fuck.

Welp, better this than having a mouth full of Shere Khan's teeth. So I guess I should just...

Embrace it.

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I got myself a fedora.

And after looking at myself with it on, I realized that I looked like one of those shady but rich businessmen who are willing to destroy a civilization for the sake of entrepreneurship.

Yes.

Hello.

You've been a wonderful audience! Good night!

I'm... I'm sorry, that was terrible of me. Anyone who is still around, still waiting and hoping, still here enjoying the heck out of my pony words- What did I ever do to deserve wonderful people like you?

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So, whenever I'm doing a long story idea and I know it's going to be a good one that I can focus on, I'm going to announce it.

Here's the first one:

Title: A New Niche for a Princess

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Just going to be real with everyone here.

Drama lightens up a place once in a while, but when it's done weekly with the same old shit, that's when we got a problem.

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The new chapter is finished and has been sent to my editor.

Guess what day we have? Well, yes, Halloween. But if you look up a bit, you’ll see it’s also my third anniversary on fimfic. Eeyup, three years of pony fanfiction. And so I just wanted to reminisce a bit about my time here on this site and the brony fandom in general, because looking back I had way more luck than I probably deserve.

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I'm finally back in the states! After 7 months in sh*tty Afghanistan, I've finally made it back. And everything is an episode of nightmare before Christmas.
What's this? What's this?
It's humid in the air.
What's this?
There's Privates everywhere?

Yeah. It's weird. But the bad news is that when I took my laptop to get the port fixed, turns all the dust of Afghanistan has crudded up my motherboard and it had to be replaced.
$650 (so far)
Joy.

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And what is that, you ask?

Write a story in under two hours.

Now go read it. Plz?

Thanks to everyone who came! You're all great!

We wrote a chapter of A Slave's Freedom and did some CS:GO (lost 11-16 on Cache :L)!

I'll be doing another stream tomorrow to write some more of the story and I will be answering questions that anyone wants to me to answer (as long as they are appropriate [aka rated T for teen])!

Hopefully we'll have some more fun. =]

-Soaring