Should I really make a story about this?

Not sure who will see this but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_hNLQFWIY

Hopefully you'll get a laugh like I did.

You guys wanna see something funny?

Aw man... I forgot I shipped Tifa/Yuffie. And my neko Yuffie story! Ha!

Geez, I was such a sheltered little nerd in high school.

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So, when you see this:

They're seeing this:

And suddenly you find yourself in MasterCard commercial:

1. Two books of 'A Storm's Lullaby' - 24$
2. Shipping cost - 8.5$

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So, I was looking at pics for some inspiration for a story, and I found these gems:

SO TRUE. Omg I'm dying right now.

Heeey Link has a point here! He could win ANY hide and seek game.

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Or trying to, at least. This helps:

pleaseapprovemystory

Anyway here's the blurb.

Something Sweet to Bite and Cupcakes overlap in a funny coming of age novel about teens with cancer (I'm jk)

It's nothing like that actually.

And Celestia is about to find out the hard way in this little 'gem':

TOdd Jobs of Celestia

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Slice of Life

Getting bored with her retirement, Celestia decides to try her luck in multiple occupations… and gets kicked out of each one.

• Celestia

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In other words, I made a new story and it even got featured already ! Check it out!

As always, comments are very much appreciated

The title says it all.

Let me expand on it a bit more. Since I was 8, I have been a big fan of pro wrestling. From time to time there were periods I wouldn't watch any pro wrestling, mostly during the time when WWE had no real competition from other companies. But I'd always come back to it.

For the past 3 or 4 months I have been watching a lot of older WWE matches that they have put up on their channel, mostly PPV matches from their Attitude and Ruthless Aggression eras.

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Hohoho, yes, this is the perfect time to whip this bad boy out. My one chance to show you all my self-made meme... Be purview to my mind in this mad creation of mine!

The Corona Bull.

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[9:00:47 AM] Deepthroat: I bought the wrong kind of baton
[9:03:37 AM] Deepthroat: I always buy this baguette when I go shopping
[9:03:43 AM] Deepthroat: This one is way too crispy
[9:05:08 AM] Deepthroat: Wait, I just realised
[9:05:23 AM] Deepthroat: I buy baguettes often and Raindrops likes her baguettes
[9:05:30 AM] Deepthroat: And I eat bon bons a lot
[9:05:32 AM] Deepthroat: Is
[9:05:36 AM] Deepthroat: Is my life Five Score?
[9:05:44 AM] Deepthroat: Am I gonna turn into a pony?

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Horacio - Hey, Twilight!

Twilight - Sigh. What is it this time, Horacio?

Horacio - You used to live with Princess Celestia in her castle, right?

Twilight - Yes...

Horacio - And now you are a princess with your own castle, right?

Twilight - Yes. What's your -

Horacio - So I guess the princess...

(puts on sunglasses)

Horacio - ...was moved to another castle! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Twilight - Piss off, Horacio.

It's my Birthday! And you know what that means?!

And I demand that you all... TO SIT ON MY LAP

So I was checking Kik earlier today, and I got a message from an unknown contact -- let's call her Betty Boobs. Anyway, this girl started trying to get me to go to her (doubtlessly malware-ridden) webcam show, and I decided to have a little fun with her. Unfortunately, I couldn't take any screenshots from my phone, but I've transcribed the whole thing here for your entertainment!

Her: wanna chat with a bored, single 23/f?

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Okay so, Shelbythehedgehog112 was playing Fallout 4 and happened upon a glitch out of John Carpenters The Thing, and decided to share it with me. Of course I offered to share it with all of you. According to her, its what happens when your character goes into Power Armor. Not quite as scary as the 1982 remake but funny to look at. Oh Bethesda, thank you for patching Fallout 4 even less than Skyrim.

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Over the time I been on fimfiction, I've had many a user say to me you're not funny. Saying such things as 'your stories are stupid, have bad grammar, have bad punctuation' and blah blah blah.

I know my humor is idiotic and at the very bottom of the barrel, so I can fully understand you wanting to avoid stupid stories like mine. By all means you can call me unfunny, but I think (hope at least) that many a user finds me.... Bendy funny.

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