Hello, dear readers! I'm thrilled to announce my new panel FANfiction is FUNfiction at Hearth's Warming Con 2020 in the Netherlands. Come join me in the quest to discover what the differences between fanfiction and "regular" fiction are and how these two types of fiction influence and help each other. Be ready to participate in exciting writing challenges which will make your creativity flow free like a pegasus. There is something for everypony in FANfiction is FUNfiction. I hope

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Yep, that's right folks. After several months of dealing with a lot of personal stuff (college assignments and exams, helping out my family, moving some stuff to storage, assisting a couple of my fellow users with editing and coming up with ideas for their stories, etc.), I can finally get back to writing my own stories.

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A friend of mine invited me to a Disney costume theme party. I decided to go as Donald Duck. When I got to his house, he opened the door and took one look at me before shaking his head. "Sorry Unique. You can't come in my house dressed like that." I was puzzled. I didn't understand what was wrong. "What do you mean?" I asked, rightfully annoyed. "You said in the invitation to come dressed as a Disney character. I'm Donald Duck!"

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If FiMFiction user FamousLastWords hasn't already commented on his best pony playing his best genre, then trust me...he will.

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I could start this blog with a long, rambling monologue about what lead to the state of Not All Who Wander Are Lost. Its odd birth, its unfortunate comatose state, long detailed explanations why the fic essentially died so long ago. I'm not going to waste all of your time with that. If you have questions, I'll try to answer them in the comments, but that's not the point of this blog. Instead, I'm going to keep this brief and give the basic information. After all, for many of you who have read

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Here’s a list of true events I’ve lived through in the last few weeks—assembled in somewhat chronological order. Keep in mind I wrote this intending it as a comedy, but since it’s an actual abridged chronicle of my life, it reads like a horror story. 

I expect nobody will laugh when reading this.

And I find that so unbelievably fucking funny, oh my God.

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I made a beautiful song. Here are the lyrics for you to enjoy. XD

Also, I was high on orange soda when I wrote this. Don't judge meh. <_<

Wash Dat Bass

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA LyraAlluse)

The first step to being first class,
Is ya gotta remember to wash dat bass,
It ain't that much to ask,
And I don't mean donkey so don't give me sass.

The second step to being king,
Is scrubbing every little corner of your body clean,

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I got burnt out when writing a potential sequel to that story where Twilight is RUDE, but it was still before sunrise, so I decided to try out a game I've had for a year. After finding out that the whole game takes less than an hour to play, I figured I'd add it to the Let's Play with Leo pile from last year.

I've been awake for twenty-nine hours, folks. I recorded this six hours ago.

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Hey, paesanos! It's the 'Super Party Pony Super Show'! Cue the music!

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She must have heard the trans jokes Dave Chappelle told.

Well, there's more for us to enjoy. Ricky Gervais!

Don't believe it's all a joke to most people?

They're literally laughing about them on the other side of our little blue planet.

Even Bill Maher is commenting on the fad.

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Am I allowed to look at her like that
Could it be wrong when she's just so nice to look at

And she smells like lemongrass and sleep
She tastes like apple juice and peach
You would find her in a polaroid picture
And she means everything to me

I'd never tell
No I'd never say a word
And oh it aches
But it feels oddly good to hurt

She smells like lemongrass and sleep
She tastes like apple juice and peach

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...and every popular or well-known Brony / Pegasister on YouTube is throwing out a video about how excited they are to be attending, and for their fans to look out for them at the event.

Shame I'm not going to be able to go.

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Dave Chappelle Attacked By Transman?
From Clownfish TV

His words, not mine. But, yeah, some loser, probably at leftist freak, rush on stage and ended up with a broken arm. Then Dave Chappelle joked that it was probably a transman, because obviously, mentally unstable weirdo misbehaving in our society today, what else could it be, besides one of those wannabe communist losers?

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THAT THING WHERE I POST STUFF
Hi! 'C' here again. Soufriere is still teetering on the brink. So now I'll share music I like to spite him.

He's hated Taylor for years. But hey, that's what he gets for getting stabbed and leaving his account open.

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Original Song Parody: Trump's Orange

Sung to the lyrics of 'I'm Blue (da ba dee)' by Eiffel 65.

By: Emma Lee Downs

Yo listen up here's a story,
About a really fat guy that lives in a orange world,
And all day and all night,
And everything he sees is just orange,
Like him inside and outside,
Orange his house with an orange little window,
And an orange limo,
And everything is orange for him,
And himself and everybody around,
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen.

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The next chapter is ready, and waiting for my prereaders to go over it with a fine-toothed comb!

There is a reason this one took me so long, though.

It is babies. Babies babies babies.

Anyway, if you want to take a look at it, you can find it here.

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Sorry for not updating the other night folks, but a lightning bolt disabled our internet temporarily. Nasty things, those thunderstorms you american followers of mine have here. You should discipline them better.

But never mind, here's the story of yesterday, so if The Judge and Rustybucket would kindly calm down please, and if Night Mare Moon and Normal and Keam please put down their churros, I'll begin'

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minor story spoliers

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