Rules are rules, and scummy as they are, salespony at a car dealership is a job. Actually, let me digress (but later) about that.

For now, what we have here is an unintentional entry into the Not-A-Contest which isn’t related to (but isn’t not related to) my day’s project at the shop which could very well be not a blog entry but a story. With ponies.

Confused? So am I.

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Ugh... Been working on A Slave's Freedom on and off. Currently dealing with the lack of energy from university...

...and the excitement of owning a new car.

I mean, a nice new car.

(This isn't my picture of my car, but this is the exact make and everything.)

Unff.

2007 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS with a subwoofer.

>in love<

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I have a real honest shot at getting a decent warehouse job, but the problem is that it's 2 hours away by car and it really eats into my gas. Until the checks and money start rolling in to where I can make this work, I need some help to keep my wheels going and I'd be very grateful for any sort of help.

Below it the link to my gofundme campaign, any help is very much appreciated until I can stand on my own.

https://www.gofundme.com/gas-and-car-insurance-money

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I once worked my way up to management. Management sucks. I now have a UnionJob where I am part of the crew. As a manager, I learned that the almost universal policy of being able to fire employees who are more than 1 minute late 3 times in 28 days (20 workdays) exists just so that over half the workforce is fireable at all times. This makes cutting the workforce quickly easy.

As a manager, I decided on this policy:

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I had my driving test today. I FUCKING PASSED! I HAVE MY DRiVER'S LICENSE!

Today, on the way home from picking my sister up from school, I was involved in a four-vehicle auto accident. I was the second-to-last car to get hit. From what I could gather, this is what happened:

-Front truck gets green light, doesn't move
-I was stopped behind the first truck
-Third car stopped behind me
-Fourth car, not paying attention to anything other than the green light, doesn't stop
-4 rear ends 3, which rear ends me, and I am pushed forward and bumped the first truck

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A random everything blog

Because I'm sitting at the laundromat, matting my laundros.*

Source

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Okay, can you possibly pray for my soul here? I'm not going to lie to you, this fic... Well, if it were food and Gordon Ramsey were to be reviewing it, he'd say it's FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKINGGGG RAW! Yes, it's that bad. Now, the fic in question?

[Adult story embed hidden]

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Hey everyone.

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So, as you may have noticed, Twilight Learned is late. That's because I answered a call for help that ate up the last days of the month I had set aside for writing time. It was an epic journey across a 30 mile wide stretch of water, an international border, six discreet biomes, and three major geologic features of the continent, while going past landslides, deer, and a trio of kamikaze raccoons. I will now use the words of my editor to describe why and what happened, with her permission, of

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So I took a break from White to play my old Pokémon Ruby. I got back into it with the intention to finally complete the pokedex, so I got on a massive hunt for every available pokemon. Now there's only a few left. Which is to:
Evolve Vigoroth, Nincada, Marill, Golbat, Glupin, Numel, Grimer, Koffing, Sandshrew, Corphish, Rhyhorn, Snorunt and Beldum.
Get another Moonstone for Skitty and Jigglypuff.
Trade Kadabra, Graveler, Machoke, Clamperl (x2) and Seadra and trigger their evos.

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Well last night my car battery died, on a backroad in a creepy location, right in front of a tree that looked like it had eyes and was staring at me. When someone helped jump start it I ended up taking another creepy road through a mist coated area that I really should have taken pictures of.

It was eerily like Terminus's back roads can be.

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Things got really busy over this weekend, I haven't had any time to finish the last tidbits of the chapter. I know I said it would be out tonight---it's not ready yet. I am waiting on revisions to a final scene, as well as time to actually put everything together. The chapter itself is about 80% finished, and I will post it when I have time. Please be a little more patient, it's coming.

Okay, about 3 hours ago I got into a car accident. Not with another car, not with only myself, but with a deer crossing the road.

The truck is smashed now, and I feel pain all over. I'll be fine given time, but whatever.

Oh, and people wonder why I hate nature...

I think this weeks episode is 57. it's 1:15am central standard time is the US (when I started writing). I know, I didn't get the chapter out. The goal is the next 24 hours to have it out. If you care to know more details, keep reading. If not, you got all that matters.

I'm writing this long blog because I am bored and not tired while I'm trying to go to sleep, so I might as well write an overtly long blog on my phone, Right?

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First of all, it is a nice day outside today. Nice sunshine, oh how I missed you. And I thought I'd give you all another review today. I'm feeling a little nice today. And because I'm feeling particularly happy today, I'm giving you guys a positive review. Lets begin!

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Well, I'm finally done with my April guide, so now I can get back to talking about my life. Unfortunately, it's been a pretty big disaster with a few hard hits right after another. It's been so bad that I've completely halted all of my writing, and I'm really working to get back into it, but my inspiration is drained.

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