My girlfriend isn't a pony fan. She doesn't hate ponies, they're just not her thing. However, she loves me sharing stories I've written with her and showing her the wider culture of the site, including other peoples' stories. This isn't a blog about the good fanfics I've shown her (I have yet to show her anything particularly long), it's about the bad stuff. I've made her read some of the most downright awful and nasty fanfics on the site. Even after a year and times when she's literally thrown

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If you are reading this, there’s a possibility you don’t know who I am and clicked this title out of curiosity. All of my stories are like that, seeming to attract a different crowd everytime.

If you’re part of that camp, hey, I’m Dashie. You might’ve read The Endless Cycle, Reinventing Music, or the story we do not speak of here, sadly my most viewed. Hell, you might’ve even enjoyed those stories.

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Oh, fans. Fans, fans, fans.

So ready to offer their opinion on the plausibility or implausibility of the various elements of something they love. And in the case of our favorite pony-turned-human who lives in the suburbs populated by an amazing rainbow colored spectrum of people, one of the first things they latch onto in the plausibility train is the living conditions of our now main character.

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"Yet another victim to this parasite, why do we poison our children with this crap?
In an educational environment, students should be faced with an objective and unbiased approach to the topic, not this pretentious victim complex running what would be the future families of which to bring our society forward.

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... and it doesn't look that shitty yet, but I may be biased due to being drunk. Even my champagne has vodka in it, so don't expect me to be reliable source on how 2017 is like.

Hmm, I wonder which celebrity kicks the bucket first?

Also, who cares that celebrities have died in 2016? Many of them were probably born in it, we just don't know about it yet...

I was pretty salty about most of the day, but something kind of funny, kind of embarrassing happened!

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I can die in peace now

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So, that little test survey I put out got some responses... I will now list the question and the responses to it.

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Are you new to fimfiction? If so, here's some advice.

Looking for a proof reader or editor? There are groups dedicated that. https://www.fimfiction.net/group/97/looking-for-editors is an example. Looking for a front cover for your art? https://www.fimfiction.net/group/295/art-for-fanfiction

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WORST FRIEND:
Man you're annoying, bland, and not very loyal but hey I know you better than a stranger so what's up dude-

NORMAL FRIEND:
Sure is fun doing the hobbies we share together~

GOOD FRIEND:
Sure is fun to joke around, relax, and have fun doing the hobbies we share together~!!

BEST FRIEND:

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So here's a bit of a backstory:

You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?

You might find out anyway.

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Evening folks, how are ya all?

I realize I've been pretty quiet on this site lately. Most of my blogs have been update blogs, and they've really been minor ones at that. I've published a few chapters of Cyclosa, but that's one of my lesser viewed stories so I imagine the least likely to perturb anyone. And yet its the one i'm prioritizing cause I'm apparently dumb.

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I want to make one thing clear: this blog has been dramatized for ease of reading, and some scenes are shown in non-chronological order so that it all flows better. Everything written here is real, though. The dialogue is mostly literal to the best of my ability and memory. This all happened. 

It’s important you understand this because this story is about two things. 

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nothing that affects plot really, but if you've already read chapters 1+2 i changed "two months" into "one month" and a "6" into a "5". just for the sake of continuity later on i may continue to make minor edits without notice, but anything substantial will definitely get its own blog post so don't worry!

also, i've been posting some silly grad-school-sci-twi doodles on twitter. if that's your kinda thing feel free to check em out

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