I made a thing! (Now 4 things.)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4
Now, some information about what you're about to watch/may have already watched.
Why's it in segments?

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Still working next chapter, but decided to give a small/tiny peek on some short stuff on it.

"How does it look?"

"Well your highness, both of Celestias eardrums where completely ruptured, but the healing spell and her natural regeneration should have them fixed within just a few more minutes."

"Good, because we're not done yelling at her..."

"Then I advice that you take these lozenges, if the yelling goes on for more than half an hour straight."

'Cause that's what I'm feeling right now.

Then again, it might just be the brain fog from being up at 1:05 AM.

Either way, I feel like I wanna reboot all of my 50+ stories at the same time.

Probably not gonna do it, but I still feel like it.

I missed a day of Facts, so now I'm doubling down!

Get ready for Double Facts covered in chocolate and sprinkled with...ummmm... truth chunks!

👻👻👻👻👻

October, 7th Fact.

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Guess what, guys? I'm not dead! Yep, never dead in the dead. Been doing stuff and... well...

Time to go fix some things.

Seriously, how does such a memory hogging program still manage to run on 64 megabytes of ram?!

Chrome on my main computer: 2.5+ gb of ram in use.

Chrome on my oldest computer: ~15 mb of ram in use.

Not to mention the speed difference of the processors.

Main PC: 3.4 ghz

Old PC: 166 mhz

I understand why it suffers, but seriously, Google, why does your browser eat so much memory on everything besides that computer?!

Prepare for Internet Explorer.

Hey all just thought I remind everyone I am still open for writing commission only 10$ per 1k of words, Feel free to message me at any time as it will help me feel more motivated to write instead of the snails pace I am currently at.

Chapter 16's up! Go read it!

In other amazing news, my proof of the physical copy that we'll be selling at Everfree Northwest this year came in, and oh my god is it gorgeous.

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My newest creation has been submitted. Go forth, my minions! Read!

Since I probably can't link it due to it being a Mature rated story, just look for it on here once it passes moderation.

I assure you it will not disappoint.

Your Master,
-DWB

So. I had a day off today thanks to it being Presidents' Day*, and I figured I'd go do something fun now that weekdays where I have no obligations are a precious commodity. Thus, I went and saw the Lego Batman Movie, having heard good things about it.

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There was a portion of "Why Bother?" that I realized didn't make much sense. And that's the portion where Luxure mentions of her finding out that Sombra was one of the later villains that she found out was defeated. How can that be though, when the very thing used to beat him was the thing she was trapped in?

Well I added a line that explains that. Turns out she's become quite the heavy sleeper due to all the practice she's had over her imprisonment. And even took up trying lucid dreams.

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Several of you were interested in continuing last night's story, and I'm having major writer's block, so I figured we might as well continue!

I'll be posting the rules below, as well as every thing was written yesterday plus the new intro.

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SCENE: The psychiatrist's office, just around the corner from where Hot Fuzz was filmed

CHUCK: So...

UNDERPAID AND OVER-WORKED HEAD SHRINKER: You have Attention Deficit Disorder.

CHUCK: Yes. Meds plz?

UAOWHS: Not so fast! First, I will need your school reports from ten years ago, plus the mobile phone numbers of at least two people who knew you as a child.

CHUCK: Ok why?

UAOWHS: NHS prescriptions regulations only allow me to hand out ADD meds to children.

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Over the last three weeks alone; I’ve been let down, lied to and undermined.

It all came to ahead today when it came to light today that three people who left work, one ago found another job, one who took sick leave and another who went back to their home country, all three who took off without a care, were seen in town being all chummy. All I can do now is rely on myself more than before.

So, I'm sorry I seem to be drawn in so many directions. I can promise y'all I'm currently five thousand words ahead of my three K per day self-imposed, and if it seems split, my spouse's interest in Heavy Metal Princess and Shieldmated does mean that they're likely to progress swiftly. Chapter 24 of Hunting Season is just waiting for the final refinements, as are Oranges chapters 1-3 of 4 (chapter 4 is going to be expanded but is textually complete, so if things go to poo, I'll probably

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IN WHICH MY LIFE GETS FLIP-TURNED
Upside down. Yes, I went there. No, I'm not sorry. I wasn't expecting to write another blogpost so soon, but I just wanted to let y'all know that a capital offense has been provisionally completed. I still need to go back and edit it because I already found a mistake, but I'll do that later. In the meantime...

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Chapter 2 of A Journey into Alchemy is in the works. I just wanted to let everyone know, since I do have a track record of dying and not respawning soon at all. When I say I'll do a chapter every week, the day of release will probably be different. It's less of a 7 day cycle thing, and more of a sometime between Sunday and Saturday each week. So, it may be a couple days, but I do plan to get it done! The first chapter is a little slow, but the interesting stuff is going to start

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Remember how Lisa just found her diary in the previous chapter?

Well, I'd say it's about time for a little break from the usual style of the story...