Shepherd is held in chains in front of Celestia in an Equestrian court.

Celestia: "Andrew Shepherd! You stand accused of breaking hearts and leading on many needy mares!"

Shepherd: "Wha-That's a crime?!"

Celestia: "IT IS NOW!"

Luna: "HEAR HEAR!"

Fluttershy: "YEAH! I-I mean, um... yeah!"

Applejack: "Ya man whore!"

Dash: "Oblivious stallion!"

Celestia: "I find you... Guilty on all charges!"

Pinkie: The lawyer "I can't believe we lost!"

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Shepherd is aroused in the middle of the night by loud talking outside his window. He slowly goes to the window, and groans. He opens it, and glares at Lyra, who is standing outside his house in a suit while a film crew records her.

Shepherd: "I swear to God Lyr-"

Lyra: "Welcome, my viewers! Once again, I will be discussing: The Unidentified Hominid-shaped Object and Human Abduction Conspiracy Theory!"

Shepherd: "I'm not unidentified! You know me!"

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Here's someone I just discovered on the old youtubes. One of the most creative people I think I've seen on there in ages. Also there's a cute kitten.

Hello Matilda

As you may have heard, horizon and Not_A_Hat decided to do a drunken watch-and-write session last night since neither of them had seen the Season 6 finale. They invited all and sundry to join in the fun. The linked blog gives the highlights, since horizon kept updating it as the night went on. Ponies were watched, tables were flipped (with photographic evidence,) and abominations were written. Also, we all read a

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So, apparently, one the first of last year I logged onto Fimfic to see my feed spammed with entries for a fic called "The Human Dazzel-pede," and 2016 was, well...

Let's say less than perfect.

This year I logged on and noticed a bunch of SunLight stuff had been posted recently.

I am taking this as a good omen for things to come.

The entire backstory to this is that I blurt horse words into Discord channels sometimes.

Cadance was a puddle of sweat and sexual satisfaction as she lay against Shining Armor and her pillows. She focused on just catching her breath and nuzzling her stallion. After a few minutes, she finally managed to put a few words together.

"Shiny. Sweetie. That was wonderful."

Shining Armor grinned. "Glad you liked it, sweetie..."

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So, if you follow the Transformer comics, you may be aware of the following. If not, well, that's why I'm making this blog. Behold:

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Word of warning, this one's going to be silly and about card games.

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I don't follow anything on Twitter other than RoboRosewater, but fortunately, Daedalus Aegle does. Thanks to his pointing out something in the Oversaturated World Discord chat, I can bring this glorious moment to your attention.

We are truly blessed by the people who work on this show.

Firstly, context:

I bring this to your attention not only because it jives with my whole schtick, but also because it got me coming up with additional verses.

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It was cute, if you care about my opinion, but two small details stood out to me.

1) Silverstream has literal dreams of being a Wonderbolt.
2) She loves to paint, but kind of sucks at it.

To everyone who read the Teacher and the Hippogriff, I'm not saying I called it...

...but I totally called it.

I have a total of two fanfics I'm working on. One is named The Pursuit, and you already know the other one. If not, it's Magenta

'Tis the season for spoopery! And since my avatar is obviously Twilight, I figured the best costume was one of her most controversial forms, courtesy of MawsCM.

This is definitely how logic works.

Ideas Entwined is now complete, and I'm honestly quite happy with the results. When my output usually peaks at one sub-10k-word story per month, putting out 36 kilowords over two months of effort is not too shabby at all. I know, I know, quantity over quality, but I still have some very fun ideas in here, including several interesting directions to take G5. So, what's next now that I've beaten this challenge?

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There once was a blog, but the blog was empty and without form (well, it had Cascading Style Sheets).
The owner of the blog wanted needed to experiment, so text was added.
Text was added... _more more ^more and more until finally there was no more.

From that moment in time, Moondancer appeared.

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Firstly, as per The Descendant's traditional annual request, I have updated my avatar for the holidays.

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Ahoy there, mateys! A fine International Talk Like a Pirate Day to all o' ye. Don't fret, I'll not be gabbin' in ship lingo all day. This only be an announcement for all hands aboard the good ship Sea FoME.

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~History of Cinco de Mayo~

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Howdy howdy~

I just had a largely productive day of writing and editing. It feels good to be in the grove again ^_^ I know that I've made it known in a few places already that I'll be returning to the The Poisoned Barb's Tale later this year, but I just wanted you all to see just how far things have progressed. When I took this picture though, I noticed something that I thought could be interesting to talk about in the meantime...

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