TThe Resurrectionists

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Horror

Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?

• Sex
• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Death
• Profanity
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

Captain_Hairball · 24k words  ·  19  4 · 538 views

I'm still pretty sick. Hope it makes sense!

Just went to urgent care. I probably have bronchitis. At least my sore throat and the pressure in my right ear are gone.

Anyway, I'm feeling a bit better, and I made some good edits to the newest Assassinverse chapter, which will be published soon if I'm lucky. And yes, new updates are coming soon, just bear with me.

Thanks for sticking with me, guys.

So yeah I kind of got sick... came out of nowhere which is what made it worse, will do my best on whatever time I can in order progress. Guess the birthday chapter is out of the question for now since I'm not too sure when it will pass, I really don't like letting things like this be an obstacle but its putting me out of commission for a bit. However I shall do what the logical thing or me to do is in this situation, Read and Read some more, I'm very happy to see that people do like what's

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The horror...the horror. I've come down with a cold again.....so I guess the writing will have to wait for a while until next week or so. Sorry guys and gals.

Excuse me while I play some Saint's Row 4 on my PC.....

Pretty self explanatory.

*zombie crawl's back into his chair*

Uuuunnnggghhhhhh, it hurts...

[What hurts, Kablam?]

Everything; everything hurts right now.

[Why does it- ; wait, were you out drinking all break again? You know what happens when you do that.]

I wish it was just that. It would have made things a lot simpler.

[well then, what's wrong?]

I'm sick. *sniff*

[Sick?]

Yeah, as in, I've been sick for the past week, and for christmas, and I'm still waiting to get over it.

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IN WHICH I'M STILL SICK

As you might have guessed from the header, I still feel like crap. It could be strepthroat or just a basic crud bug. Given that I've got sinus issues too, it's probably not strep. I've been lethargic all week, which is unfortunate because this is probably the one week I can't afford to be out of commission. Yet I am. And I feel like I'm letting everyone IRL down. Well, more likely it's next week where I really can't be out of it.

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Being sick might be causing more issues then I thought... I've been having breathing issues, no matter what I try I can't seem to get my breathing under control and I'm at a lost, this sickness has become more concerning, now if it's not better by tomorrow I'm going to probably go see a doctor. Like it feels like there's something in my throat and no matter what kinda cough medicine I take I can't get it to go away, at this point I've tried everything

Hello, everyone!

I'm afraid there will be a temporary halt in posting. Finals caused me to come down with a cold, unfortunately. I will do my best to shake it within a few days like always, but at the moment, I'm just barely typing properly.

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So, without surprise, the next chapter is a difficult one so work on it is rather slow. And to make it worse, a few days ago, I got the Covid. Because of that, I wasn't able to work on it much. But don't worry, I'm getting better. The chapter should come out some time next week.

I have the sickness, that is all.

okay but seriously, I did maybe sorta come positive with C-19.. honestly I'm not too worried about it, more likely to die from pneumonia or scarlet fever than from this. how will this effect work in progress stories? well, Agent down is still being rebooted as requisite hope, the second chapter is still in production though that's obviously taking quite a bit of time, the past two years have been stressful to a lot of people.

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G'day all. Unfortunately due to my entire household catching a bug (a mix between hay fever and bronchitis), I have been unable to write for two weeks now. I apologise for the inconvenience and pray for a swift recovery so that I can get on with it.

So to appease those looking forward to the next chapter of A Sword in Equestria, here's a preview.

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I was working on a request, trying to fix it, and the next chapter for Compatibility and I fall freaking sick because my sleep schedule got messed up (through circumstances unrelated to the request and update). I just want one year where I can write uninhibited. I'm gonna take some meds and try to sleep it off for a few days.

Laptop is not working. Gonna try and get it fixed so I can actually get coursework done. I don’t have the time to set up a new one, nor the money to buy one. Everything is on hold and I won’t really have any activity beyond checking in because I won’t be able to.

More to follow when I get it fixed.

Sooo... today I learned I have COVID. Which is why I feel sick. I don't expect there to be any delays, but if there are, please know that that's the reason why.

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Those of you that have been following me for a while will no doubt know that I'm a man of few words; at least, when I'm talking to you people directly. So I'll continue that trend and keep it short:

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I know you all expected some stories last week, and I provided them.
Sadly, not all of them.
I'm lying in bed since Friday and can't get rid of my damn headache and burning lungs.
Hope I will be back to writing some time this week, but I'm not making any promises.
In the meanwhile, I try to get the 311 stories of my "to read" down to a more... normal amount.

May Luna's moon guide your path through the week

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So, a bit more of a serious blog from me today after the couple few rapid fire shitpost ones I've been doing. And today's particular topic is a bit more of a personal one, considering I feel more comfortable confiding with strangers over the internet than that of my own friends or god forbid my family.

So, just to jump right into it, I went out a few nights ago with a few coworkers for some drinks.

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Insert obligatory Halo voiceover here.

So, who’s doing the betraying that I’m talking about? Well, if I’m honest, it’s me. And my body. Against one another.

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