I blogged a little while ago about moving along on the final chapters of Alicorn Switcheroo.

As of five minutes ago, I reached the epilogue.

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Hello again, everyone! You've probably all been wondering where the clopfic that I mentioned a post or two ago is? Well, you can once again sleep easy knowing that it's almost done! It currently clocks in at a little over 8k words, but when it's finished, I'm expected closer to or over 9k words. If any of you like Twilestia, I'm sure you'll get some form of enjoyment out of this (one way or another ).

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I'm gonna forget to give a heads up last minute, so I'm posting this three days before I leave. I won't be here next week (from Sunday morning - Friday) because school trips and stuff. So, obviously, I can't post or look at anything for that week, since I'm not aloud any source of internet where I'm going (pray for me )

Now, updates on stuff.

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Rushed through the morning, job interview blew, everyone in the house is sick to some degree, the kid is treating underwear like cloth diapers and refusing to nap, and I'm paying $1500 for car repairs which is about 80% of all my money.

And here I am trying to write comedy.

It's like I'm running a business when it comes to promotions. Like right here, right now. You totally need to check out the newest Bookplayer/Merc collab story, Christian Values.

It's about two characters in the 1920's going to church and struggling to survive the wave of downvotes and fedora-tipping comments the initial premise alone gets them.

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Recently me and two of my friends bought the Verdun game on Xbox One and I frankly enjoy it a hell of a lot more than Battlefield One.

(the paranoia is real)

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Just reminding everyone that Twilight’s school is operating illegally. Doing illegal things like threatening abduction.

Putting aside Trump University jokes, Flim and Flam actually picked a good way to go about this. Hire some actual professors, and pay for the University with profits from the casino.

If there’s a problem, just sue Neighsay and any others for corruption or prejudice.

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A ruler has unusually low standards for both herself and others. For no given reason, which has not yet been questioned by at least a thousand people, said ruler decided to be a male when originally female. She, who is now a he, meets up with a little girl in an alley way alone, which totally sounds like the start of a hentai plot. Cuddling afterwards, they decide to live together in an unusually huge cardboard box. Big enough to not also fit a large

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This is an HiE story. You've been warned. Tags: Human, Dark, Gore, Adventure, Mature.

The 2nd Human is a story, as the title explains, about the second human to come to Equestria. Hunter Knighte was pulled through a portal created by Tirek, used as a meat-shield against the Mane 6, and then was saved by the first human who sacrificed his life in the process.

And that's just the prologue.

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As many of you know who have followed me for a while, I have a, er, problem.

I come up with an idea, plot it out, and run with it for a few chapters. Currently, I have er... sec. Counting.

Priority / Title / Tags-ish / Currently Written

1. Cake Thief (Currently updating - Mys, Com) (20k)
2. Tides of Love (TwiDance, Drama, Teen, SoL) (4k)
A story about Twilight and Cadance, married for eight years following the death of Shining Armor at sea.

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I hate them.

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So...yeah.

I'll post occasional, text-only blogs to continue geeking out about the game, which I'm REALLY enjoying, but...

As badly as I want to share my enjoyment of this game with all my followers and what-not? I'm done with this bullshit. I am NOT fighting an uphill battle against this nonsense.

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The following is my own personal list of the most detested, bemoaned gripes and tropes I have found, and even some ways to avoid them, while reading stories here on FIMFiction. Your mileage may vary. They are things I intend to include, or avoid, while I struggle to write my own narrative.

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I'll admit that taking nearly nine months to actually make some progress on Dog and Zebra Show is damn nearly unforgivable (at least Dusky has decent progress on two still unpublished ideas) but gettting asked Is This dead? was the kick in the butt we needed to get back to work

I would like you to listen to this song. Then I would like you to explain how no one has made a Rainbow Dash-centric PMV out of it.

#2 pencil only. Please show your work.

So, I have 83 followers, right?

Chances are, at least five of them are because of my stories. But that still leaves 78.

There are also high chances that 10 of them are because I added their stories to my shelves, but that is still 68.

So why, then, do my reviews, on average, get a view count of 40?

It's just something I find interesting.

Oh, and I have been slacking more than I'd like on getting more of those reviews out. Sorry.

Another episode of SAO, another time me questioning the life choices that led to this. I also just watched the Asuna vs Orie One Minute Melee. The outcome was obvious from the start.

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"Uncle Pharynx, Uncle Pharynx!"

"Grub, go away, I'm trying to nap..."

"Bu' you go'a do something!"

"About what...?"

"Um... well..."

"Either get to the point or let me go back to sleep."

"Uh, i's jus' you pro'ably won' 'lieve me."

"...Is the Hive in danger?"

"No."

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A few years back, I had a series of extremely bad writing ideas. Call them the worst possible ideas, and you might not be wrong.

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