Do you read The Undesirables? Do you like TVTropes?

Well The Undesirables now has a (fairly destitute) TVTropes page!

Should you be into that sort of thing feel free to edit it! As someone has so kindly done already. The story itself is a bit barren at the moment to provide a full on article of tropes but that should change in time as the plot moves on ahead.

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What if we replaced a popular background character, say Octavia for example, with a shark? Would anyone notice? Would it change the story's outcome in any way? Would it be able to adjust to pony society? Can you believe it's not pony?

Find out in the collected adventures of Sharktavia.

And now, with one more update, From Finner has come to an end. Thank you all for reading.

You all know I love that pony. She doesn't have a group, so I made her one -- Frazzle Rock Rocks.

So if you find any more Frazzle Rock stories, could you add them there, please?

On a related note, I put a new chapter up for A Rock in a Soft Place. This one has awkward dating! And food porn! Followed by porn porn! The rules of the site forbid me from linking to it, but you know where to look.

Okay, more gay horse porn up. Posted in the evening, so people can do what they need to do.

Greetings, everyone!

Saturday is here, and that means more cartoon horses, and a new chapter of From Finner. What story does Finner have to tell Lyric? Tune in to find out.

Derpi 1808496.

It's pretty tame but still against site rules.

But by all means have a look if you like Rainbow Dash's ass.

Hello, everyone!

Just a quick update to say that the first chapter of From Finner has been released! As stated before, it shall be updated every Saturday until complete. If you decide to give it a read, I thank you, and I hope that you enjoy it.

Cheers, everyone!

My first and probably only fic for the video game Armello. I feel like I'm cheating on you guys writing this, but there are more kinds of furries than just ponies, right? It's called The Miner's Cavern, and yet the action takes place in a small shack. What could the title refer to?

It's a great story. So good I can't link to it. But anyone old enough to be allowed to read it should be able to fix this broken URL:
archiveofourown.org/works/19203895

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Update!

TThe Resurrectionists

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Horror

Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?

• Sex
• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Death
• Profanity
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

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I wrote a story about Cadence and Twilight Velvet!

Okay, that's not surprising.

I wrote a story about Cadence and Twilight Velvet where they don't have sex!

ETrains, Tesseracts, and Alicorns

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Slice of Life

Twilight Velvet and Princess Cadence struggle with a long train ride, a natural disaster, a portal to oblivion, and their own awkward relationship. Which challenge will be most difficult? That last one.

• Cadance
• Twilight Velvet

Captain_Hairball · 6k words  ·  70  5 · 1.1k views

Been working on this one for a while. Lovingly written, as always. Take. Read. Its good I promise.

After months of silence, I have two new stories:

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And

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I have a deviantArt account. I've actually had it for a couple months now. Linky. I don't believe I've told you guys this before. Some of you know (well, at least one of you), but not all of you.

An update shall come as soon as Greycait decides to edit the newest chapter

I wanted to put the charge of the Rohirrim but I can't get YouTube to work properly so have Rohan horse instead

Have you been wondering why the next chapter of FiMC:C isn't out yet? Have you been wondering why Twilight can't just get over her moral issues and just mess with some heads, already?

Well, I thought I'd write some shameless hypnosmut for a change of pace. If you enjoy the mind control angle that saturates my writing, you really should take a look at Applejack gets Brainwashed.

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I want to take a moment to self-promote my ongoing novella which has slipped below the radar. I think it's an interesting story with neat ideas that are starting to take shape.

Boom.

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I rescued the best (and shortest) fanfic I have ever written from my shitty Wordpress author site. It is about Undertale, a game I have not finished, and if you read the story you will understand why.

I Fixed Undertale for You

That is all.

Getting off Party-Time Mint-als Twitter has freed up some of my creativity, and I've posted one of the clopfics that's been sitting on my hard drive forever. I like writing these. I like making ponies happy. Especially in ways that involve their butts. Anyway, go read Sweetie's Butt. People who like that sort of thing will find it is the sort of thing that they like.

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Im proud to present
Just Winging It

All those times I said 'I wish everyone would just leave me alone ' were all just the heat of the moment! I never really wanted everyone on the face of the planet to ACTUALLY vanish!!

Now I'm alone in a world seemingly abandoned by humanity. Except there is one major issue aside from everyone vanishing; I'm no longer human.

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Very long clopfic! Thoroughly edited! Loads of cock sucking and cum swallowing.

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Well. Now I need to pretend I didn't just post a story. Anything to avoid refreshing it constantly. >.< Play some video games, do some erands, write some non-pony stuff. Will people like this one? Don't know. Don't want to know until tonight. Stress!